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The sketch artist accidentally fell down while performing! Degang Guo is worried about the name of the sketch.
Guo: We are not strangers. Everyone knows us. We are glad to have such an opportunity to sit down and talk. My name is Degang Guo, and this is Degang Guo's partner.
Yu: Yu Qian.
Guo: Don't say names.
Y: Why don't you tell me your name?
Guo: This is my younger brother.
Li: My name is.
Guo: Shut up! Degang Guo's apprentice,
H: My name is He Wei Yun.
Guo: Sit, sit, sit.
Slide this and this.
Guo: Right? Well, (rushing to Yu Qian) you go that way, you go that way.
Y: me. (moving chair)
Guo: Yes, it is in the way. You still have to come. You sit behind the basket.
Y: me? I can't be seen
Guo: I know all about it. Jing Li,
Yes, I do.
Guo: Brother Qian,
Yes
Guo: Brother Qian wore all his sister-in-law's clothes for this program today.
Y: huh?
Li: Look how vivid it is!
Yes, the color is brighter.
Guo: It looks like a face.
Y: Not this color, not this color on the face.
K: OK.
Mr. Hu: The color and gas are very good.
Guo: Let's talk about it. Perhaps intellectually, (referring to Jing Li) he is even worse.
Li: Who is it?
Y: I admit it, I admit it.
Li: Who is approaching?
Guo: Here I am. I want to announce the news. Why? Many girls like Jing Li.
Y: right.
Guo: But after you know his real situation, you can definitely throw up.
Li: No, you can say anything. Tell me the truth.
Y: it's not that disgusting.
Guo: Growing up in a violent family. His parents have been fighting since childhood.
Li: It is more powerful.
Guo: His mother got into a fight with his father when she was pregnant with him, and they were torn apart.
Y: huh? Still pregnant?
Guo: His mother patted his stomach. "You kill me! Two lives! " His father was afraid. He has the same problem until now,
Li: Me too?
Guo: When he was young, he often fought and said, "You killed me!" A pat on the stomach, "three lives!"
Y: How can he have three lives?
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