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Which city in Shandong can drink best?
In my hometown Boshan, Zibo, acquaintances drink as soon as they meet. When I was an educated youth in the countryside, the villagers had a habit of "cloudy days". When it rains and snows, several nice people get together to drink and sometimes go to Boshan Hotel in the city for a table.
Boshan people are very hospitable All guests who go home for dinner will drink and get drunk every time they drink. Simple Boshan people think that the guests are not drunk, the host is not enthusiastic, unrealistic and poorly entertained.
Boshan people have their own etiquette to persuade wine. The purpose of persuasion is to make guests drink as much as possible and at the same time drink less. There are ways to persuade wine, such as offering wine (one respect and two company), fish head wine (the first three tails and four tails), immortal pot (there is less than one cup of wine left in the pot, and Boshan people call drinking this kind of wine "immortal") and so on. When toasting each other, the edge of your glass should be lower than the general plan (to show respect for others). Everyone here has it, and no one can cheat. Once you pick up the glass, you have to drink it to the end, so be careful of your capacity for liquor and don't try to be brave. In addition, we should also pay attention to whether we should talk as little as possible at the party. As the saying goes, "I am not afraid of cheating at the banquet, and I am most afraid of not talking." If we talk less, we must drink less.
"No wine, no banquet, no boxing", Boshan people like to "draw boxing", that is, give orders. Especially weddings, housewarming and children's centenary birthdays, it is even more resounding, full of laughter and excitement. The more people play and drink, the happier their families will be.
The point of boxing wine is that eight people each take turns to be an official. Those who can't or don't want to fight, drink three (or six) glasses of wine, and the next person is the official.
So Boshan people can not only drink wine, but also drink flowers. It can't be said that the wine culture in Boshan, my hometown, is unique in the whole country.
On drinking, I know who Shandong people are afraid of. A few days ago, the owner of a real estate developer in Jinan, Shandong Province, and a group of six people specially came to Renhuai, the wine capital, to visit the winery. After being entertained, I really understood that Shandong does have a traditional wine culture and hospitality etiquette. In fact, there are experts in drinking everywhere. There is a joke in Shandong, "Don't look at my dad's dad, I can give him grandchildren after drinking." It's just a joke, but it will really come true.
Shandong people can drink more, and there are many manners on the wine table. Although drinking and clinking glasses with southerners, drinking more and drinking less is different at will. As long as Shandong touches it, it will definitely be killed, and people will drink a lot when they serve. Shandong people are also one of the best in persuading wine. The level of persuasion makes you feel sorry for not drinking good wine. The purpose of persuasion is to make guests drink as much as possible and drink less by themselves. Its methods include offering wine (one respect and two accompaniment), fish head wine (three tails and four tails), fairy pot (less than one cup of wine left in the pot) and so on.
Not only that, Shandong people are hospitable and enthusiastic, and they are also more particular about the wine table. The main escort agency, the deputy escort agency, the third escort agency and the fourth escort agency take turns toasting to promote the atmosphere. There is no rule on how much to drink on the Shandong wine table! The hostess's purpose is to reflect the friendly people of Shandong, so a standard is that guests should drink well and enjoy themselves. So where can people in Shandong drink the most? Drinking white wine in Renhuai is just admitted, and Shandong people can really drink it.
When I was a child, I watched my uncle drink. Erguotou took half a bottle and then smiled and told me to drink honey. My uncle eats three meals a day, and he can't eat a meal without wine. There are too many such things around, and alcoholic hepatitis is drunk to death. He drank seven glasses of 323 with his guests for an hour. Have dinner with friends, five people each have a white bottle. After drinking, mix the two bottles evenly, and finally drink the beer as water. So many people are there.
Let me answer this question, because I make pure grain shochu, and many friends in Shandong buy wine from me. I have been making pure grain shochu for 20 years, so I have accumulated many Shandong drinkers. I communicated with them when I bought wine here. They drink not because of the brand of wine, but because the wine is really pure grain wine. No matter what brand, packaging and price of liquor, he only looks at the quality of liquor to buy.
From the analysis of the crowd bought by these Shandong drinkers, I feel that friends in Weihai, Shandong Province can drink more. They are better at storing wine. As long as they think this wine is good, they will buy more and keep it. For example, I know some friends in Weihai, Shandong. For the time of 1, because I didn't know the quality of my own liquor, I bought a 10 Jin and tasted it. When they received the taste of white wine, they didn't drink it formally, but just tasted it, so they bought 100 kg and 200 kg directly from me. In just one week, at least two transactions were made. I have more than one hundred customers in Shandong. Weihai accounts for more than 50%! It can be seen how much friends in Weihai know about wine.
There is another province, I think, that knows a lot about wine, and that is Henan Province. My customers are mainly divided in all parts of the country, among which Henan Province is the most, followed by Shandong Province, and we are the least in Northeast China. Many places think that we northeast people can drink. There is something to drink. But if you know wine, it is not as good as Henan and Shandong provinces. And although I am from the northeast, I personally think that the wine in the northeast is very bad, and it is especially easy to make trouble after drinking it. I won't say much here. If I talk too much, I will inevitably encounter personal attacks.
I randomly searched my customers in Shandong. In this screenshot, there are three in Weihai, Shandong.
Drinking depends on Jiaodong In the past, Jiaodong meant that there were many fishermen in Wei Yan, plus the wine culture in Yantai. Red wine, brandy, beer and liquor are all native. How can people who don't drink feed so many wineries?
If you want to talk about drinking, you have to mention the rules, that is, the hometown that pays attention to the rules of Weihai, and you have to mention persuading, toasting and drinking. You must pay attention to everything. A fish can make you drink 8 glasses of white wine, which translates into 64 glasses of beer. It can really make people drink autumn water. Drinking and helping the table doesn't count. After the master and deputy accompanied each other, they began to wander around in the Warring States period with wine glasses. Don't dare to talk without a bottle of wine. Otherwise, don't respect yourself and wait.
Wei Yan people greet their compatriots with red wine and welcome foreign guests, especially Japanese and Korean friends, with brandy. They promised to drink it the next day, and the treatment of inland friends was the same. Just take out the brandy and see what star it is. Maybe you will forget the way home the next day.
Many problems are not statistically compared. Obviously, "alcohol consumption" is a concept that cannot be measured by data. No matter which province or city, there are people who can drink well and people who can't drink well. This can't be summarized by one city. We can simply discuss which city in Shandong drinks "well" and which province drinks more.
First of all, let me talk about Linyi City. Every city in Shandong province has been everywhere, and every city drinks a lot. But why take Linyi as an example? It may be a common phenomenon for young people in Linyi to get together to drink, but on the first day of the New Year's Day, many people lie in the middle of the road because of drinking at noon. On the first day of the New Year's Day, ambulances are often seen whistling by, mostly because of drinking.
Then let's talk about Tai 'an City. Taian may have inherited the Taishan culture in Shandong, and it is also outstanding in drinking culture. I have been to Tai 'an several times, and every time I go to the wine table, I have to drink it at noon and afternoon. A characteristic of drinking in Tai 'an is that when the host gives a banquet, he will ask some prominent people around him to accompany him. With such a group of respected people drinking with you, can you drink less?
Of course, the above are just two examples, because again, every city has its own characteristics of drinking, and perhaps the amount of alcohol can't be compared, but the provinces that drink the most every year in Shandong Province have statistics. Qingdao beer in Shandong is also the pride of the whole province. Unfortunately, there are no representative famous wines in Shandong, which are basically minority brands in the province.
It's not an honor. Is it necessary to brag? I'm from Shandong, and I'm the least likely to drink among my friends. 82 ounces of white wine, beer 12 bottles. After drinking the fragments, I still advise you to drink less. It's not what it used to be. Anyone who can drink a lot may be a braggart. It's a fool to talk about this now. Drink moderately, don't get drunk and don't delay the next day's work. Small cups are the right way. Why ruin your health?
Whether you can drink or not has nothing to do with alcohol consumption. Let's go to Weihai. Three shots when you get up. About two and a half cups are full, the first cup is drunk three times, the second cup is drunk twice and the third cup is drunk once.
I usually drink three cups, sit like a fool, wait for a while, and my eyes are hazy. No amount of toasting can be ignored and they don't care.
But I have some friends who will drink again after three drinks. Some even changed the beer to "vote". I can't do it anyway.
There are ten people here in Jinan, and half of them are also two and a half glasses. There are three chaperones, three chaperones and one chaperone, and one drink is finished seven times. We'll propose a toast separately later. Hang in there, three cups will be over. Guests who take the initiative to challenge will exceed a catty of wine. Because the progress is slow, it is generally safer to take a taxi home.
But myself, I don't want to drink a bite.
It stands to reason that people in Shandong can drink, and the amount of alcohol is relatively large. A colleague is from Weifang, and there is nothing to admire for drinking a catty. However, as a native of Suqian, Jiangsu, some people here are also very drinkable. Many people love to drink, and the local Yanghe and Shuanggou wines have always been their favorites. Yanghe wine is soft, which is why they love wine. It's more like a habit.
But no matter how you drink it, it doesn't matter if you drink too much occasionally, but don't drink it for a long time!
Dongping people drink a lot, are also very cool, and are very enthusiastic about hospitality. I remember one year I went to the pipe factory where my cousin Dongping worked. One is that my cousin is the chief technician, and the other is that he can get on well with the leaders. So we went there and had a drink together. Let's each have a bottle. Very pleasant. In a word, I think Dahan is good.
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