The funniest joke?

"You still haven't answered my question." When Ron had the upper hand, Wendell spoke.

Pay the bill:

One night, a naked man called a taxi and the female driver stared at him intently. The naked man was furious and shouted: You have never seen a naked man! The female driver was also furious: I don't think you can fucking pay for it!

Familiar with:

A swimming coach is shopping in the mall. A beautiful lady greeted him. He looked intently and found that it was one of his students. He then said loudly, "You really didn't recognize you when you put on your clothes! \"

Kneel down:

"I heard that you and your wife had a hard time yesterday. How did it end? " "Of course she knelt down and begged me! \ ""Impossible! How did she beg you? " "She said,' I won't hit you. "Come out from under the bed!" "

Catering:

A pair of flies and their mother are eating. The son frowned and asked his mother, "mom, why do we stand on the stool every day?" The stool is so dirty! " "Mom said," don't say such unsanitary things when you eat! \"

Revenge:

Zaizai was repaired by his father. He ran to his mother to complain: "Mom, what would you do if someone hit your son?" "Mom:" I will avenge my son! "Son: \" ... \ "

Feedback:

The miser was on a business trip, afraid that others would steal the wine he had just ordered, so he wrote on the paper: I spat in the cup. After a while, he came back and found a few more words on the note: I vomited too!

Beaten:

There are ten penguins in the zoo. You are ordered to interview what penguins do every day. The first nine said they ate fish and played with each other. Finally, I only ate fish. Why do you ask? The last one has arrived: my name is Bobo.

Charge:

In the west of the city, Zhuge Liang played a song, and the sound lingered, listening to 150,000 Wei Jun outside the city. Zhuge Liang: "Thank you. Please pay one or two tickets. "Suddenly, one hundred and fifty thousand people escaped. ...

hog

A naughty boy nicknamed a girl in his class "Fat Pig". The girl cried and complained to the teacher, who promised to criticize and educate the boy. The next day in class, the teacher spoke in class: one of our classmates is so rude that we can call other students nicknames at will, but we can't call him anything.

road sign

A driver got lost in a foggy night, vaguely saw a road sign on the side of the road, and stopped his car. But it's so foggy that I can't see what it says clearly. So I decided to climb up and have a look. I finally climbed to the top and finally read the words on it: wet paint.

Memory deep

Mother and daughter went to visit their daughter's boyfriend's art exhibition. Mother found one of the nude portraits of her daughter and asked, you didn't paint him naked, did you? Ah, no, the daughter replied. He drew it from memory.

Noisy driving

Aunt of the neighborhood Committee: Son, what are you doing standing at the door in cold weather? Why don't you stay in the house? Child: Dad, mom is fighting. Aunt of the neighborhood Committee: What a shame! Who is your father? Child: That's why they quarrel.

Put sb to sleep

Late at night, the sleeping child began to cry again. Father decided to sing a lullaby. At first, the people next door protested: "Let the children cry. \"

Choose at will

The neighbor's dog gave birth to a litter of puppies. The neighbor's husband hates these puppies very much. He wants to sell them, but he can't. The neighbor's husband urged, "sell the puppy advertisement, or I'll leave if they don't leave!" " The neighbor then posted the following advertisement: "My husband said that the puppy would leave if he didn't leave. The puppy is fat, cute and pure in blood. Mr. Wang is fat and rude, and his blood is impure. You can choose between the two. \"

The secret of drums

Little George got a small drum on his birthday. A few days later, when my father came home from work, my mother said to my father, "I don't think the tenants upstairs like the sound of George beating drums." \ ""Why? "Dad asked." Well, this afternoon, he gave George a knife and asked him if he wanted to know what was in the drum to make such a beautiful sound. \"

Fat duck

There is a small vegetable garden behind Mrs. Brown's house. She grows vegetables in the garden, but the neighbor's ducks ate all the vegetables. Mrs. Brown is very sad, and so are the neighbors. A few days before Christmas, the neighbor sent a bag to Mrs. Brown, which contained an attractive fat duck. There is a note on the duck, which says, "Please enjoy your vegetables!" " \"

Attentive hostess

A rich man gave a concert at the villa. All his friends and acquaintances are here. The hostess asked the famous tenor Smiles to sing a lyric song. "I really want to sing," the singer replied, "but it's too late. I'm afraid your neighbors will say that we have affected their rest at night. \ ""That's better! " The hostess shouted excitedly, "They deserve it. Last night, their dog howled under my window and wouldn't let us sleep ... "

Quiet is more expensive

Little Les' mother watched little Les play for a long time, then coaxed him to practice the piano and said to him, "honey, go to the piano room to practice the piano!" " I'll buy chocolate for you 1 pound after practice. "Little Les pursed her lips and said," But the neighbor next door said that if I didn't practice, I would be given 2 pounds. "

Information on the gate

Mr Colacci's character is so bad that all his neighbors don't like him. On one occasion, he posted a big note on his gate, which read: "No monsters are allowed in." The neighbor added a sentence to it: "Then how did you get home? \"

Forgot to make a tombstone.

Page (abbreviation of page) Piha cultivated a small piece of land and planted peas. When he finished everything, his neighbor suddenly called. "What did you plant?" He looked at the deep pit that Piha had just dug and asked. "Peas. "Piha answered loudly. "You forgot to make a tombstone. \ ""Make a tombstone? "Piha wants to know why he wants to make a tombstone. "Oh," he said, shaking his head, "if you bury these beans so deep underground, they should get a proper inscription. \"

suggestion

The servant said to his master's neighbor, "Mr. Hans asked me to say hello to you." He asked me to tell you that in order not to affect your rest, he has killed his beloved German shepherd. "Please express my gratitude to Mr. Hans," said the neighbor, "and persuade him not to do anything to poison his own daughter or break her piano for me. \"

The dog ran away.

"My good neighbor, my dog ran away, and I am very sad about it." "Please forgive me. You didn't make a fuss when your wife left. Why are you so excited now? " "That's because my wife doesn't have three medals for international exhibitions around her neck."

Late night phone call

It's late at night, the building is still dancing, and there is a lot of noise outside the window, such as music and stamping. Soon a neighbor called: "hello, excuse me, dear sir, can you lend me your tape recorder?" ""What? Do you want to have a family dance, too? \ ""No, I want to sleep. \"

telephone

A young man looks at Anggiesha through a telescope in the window of the unit opposite her every night, which makes her very angry. One morning, she called the young man. "Hello, I'm a girl from the opposite unit. Do you remember where I put my socks last night? Piano tuner: Excuse me, sir. I'm here to tune your piano. Master: "Oh? But I didn't ask you to tune the piano. Piano tuner: I know. It was your neighbor who sent me. \"

Seize the opportunity to stop the trouble

When the master heard the knock at the door, he opened it. It's a neighbor's child. "Dad asked me to borrow a record player from you for one night. \ ""ok. Children, are you going to have a party at home? ""No, my father wants to have a good sleep. \ ""What does this mean? ""This record player won't disturb him tonight. \"

Enthusiastic neighbors

Mr. and Mrs. Jones' suite is full of luggage, parcels, furniture and boxes. They were busy when the doorbell rang. When Mrs Jones opened the door, she saw a middle-aged woman standing outside. She said that she lived next door. Mrs Jones invited her in and apologized that the house was in a mess and there was no place to sit. The middle-aged woman said, "Oh, never mind. You're welcome. I'm here to welcome you to move here. You know, in some parts of this city, neighbors don't get along very well. In some residential buildings, neighbors don't communicate, and even people next door don't know each other. " But in our building, everyone is friendly and harmonious, and we are as happy as a family. I believe you will have a good time here. Mr. and Mrs. Jones looked at each other in surprise. Then Mrs Jones said, "But, madam, we are not new here. We have lived here for two years, and we will move tomorrow. \"

The sound of noon night

There was a poor singer who was still practicing her voice at the top of her lungs until midnight. The neighbors were fed up and knocked on the wall to protest against him. The singer shouted angrily, "It's almost one o'clock. Don't you think it's not the time to hammer nails into the wall? \"

Decide which one to choose.

A's vegetable garden is next to B's house. A: "Do you think it is better to plant radish or cabbage this year?" B: "It's good to grow cabbage, because my chickens don't like radishes. \"

He should be ashamed.

A group of college students are partying in a hotel room. The hotel receptionist came up and said, "Don't shout! The gentleman next door says he can't read. " "You tell him," said a college student, "that he should be ashamed. I can study at the age of five. "

I'm sorry/sorry/I feel bad/I can't wake myself up. ...

The farmer was forced by his wife to attend the funeral of his neighbor's third wife. He said, "I don't want to go." The wife asked, "Why? ""I'm really sorry for going too far, unless we can repay him. \"

Welcome to visit.

He proudly said to his neighbor, "I am conducting a hybrid experiment-combining cows with giraffes." If you can have a cow with a long neck in the future, let it stretch over the fence to eat your grass and milk it in my house ... ""Good. Welcome to visit! "The neighbor said," I will never forget to sprinkle pesticides on the grass! \"

seek pretext

There was a knock at the door, and Joe said to his wife, "I bet that guy brug next door must have borrowed something. He borrowed half of our things. " "I know, dear." Joe's wife replied, "but why do you give in to him every time?" Won't you find an excuse that he can't borrow something? \ ""Good idea. "Joe went outside to meet Brugge. "Good morning!" Brug said, "I'm sorry to bother you. Will you use pruning shears this afternoon? " "Unfortunately," Joe replied, "I'm going to prune the fruit trees all afternoon with my wife." "Sure enough, I expected it." Brug said, "Then you must have no time to play golf. Would you mind lending me your golf club? \"

Try them all.

The pharmacist went into the neighbor's bookstore, took a book from the shelf and asked, "Is this book interesting?" ""I don't know, I haven't seen it. " "How can you sell books you haven't read?" "Can you taste all the medicines in your home? \"

Borrow for the sake of borrowing.

Neighbor Peak borrowed the vinegar of Volt's family from his children many times. Today he came again: "My family eats crabs at night, can I borrow some vinegar?" "So Volt also ordered his youngest son to borrow something from Peak's house:" My family is going to be jealous today. Can you borrow some crabs? \"

"You still haven't answered my question." When Ron had the upper hand, Wendell spoke.