A joke about Linyi fraud

In 1998 AD, Clinton visited China. Fearing that China's anti-American forces would attack him, he arranged for his agents to install two high-tech missiles in front of his car.

The first day was uneventful. At night, the Chinese agents were very surprised: What is the structure of this high-tech missile? The agents curiously removed the missile from the car late at night and studied it. Later I finally figured it out, but the problem came, I couldn’t install it! In view of the seriousness of the situation, the person in charge immediately reported it to his superiors.

The leader was shocked and the consequences were serious! The main person in charge, Mr. Jiang (who was in office at the time), immediately convened an enlarged meeting. None of the big brothers at the meeting had any good ideas, and Mr. Jiang was very anxious. Two hours later, a secretary from Big Brother stood up and said: How about we let Peng Pai (then Secretary of the Municipal Party Committee) from Tengzhou, Shandong Province, think of a solution? Those big brothers all agreed in unison as if they had seen a life-saving straw!

The phone call came to Pengpai’s home. Pengpai was very excited! A Standing Committee meeting was held overnight to study and deploy work. A member of the Standing Committee proposed a plan: let the counterfeiting giants in Tengxi Wholesale Market do it.

Without further delay, the municipal party committee sent special personnel to invite all the counterfeiting giants. After explaining the matter, the giants said: You have to let us see it. As long as we see the original, we will be sure! Pengpai agreed and sent a special car overnight to deliver the giant gate to the capital. Several tycoons came to Clinton's car and looked at it for ten minutes. They said disdainfully: What's this? It’s so damn easy! Fifteen minutes later, two identical missiles were built and installed on it.

The President had a successful visit to China. He was just sitting in his office after returning to China when his agent called him: Mr. President, it’s not good. The two fake missiles we brought to China are... I exchanged two for us and brought them back! !