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theatre

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The title is Leeds. With telephone 430808

Oct 10- 1 1 On the only night of the variety show. All the fun of an old concert hall is Barry Claire, Dagger Brown, six dancers, Mystina, Jon Skinner, Anne Duval and Tony? Harrison trio. Laugh at old jokes and listen to your favorite songs.

Performance: 8 o'clock every night.

Admission? 5; 16 or less:? four

Royal York Theatre

York telephone St. Leonard's square 223568

September 23rd1October. 17 exploring the word comedy sue? Townshend Townshend's most famous work is her Diary of Adrian Moore. She now writes that two men and women went to an evening school. Soft comedy.

Admission: the first night, Monday:? 2; Tuesday and Friday: 3.25-5.50; Saturday: 3.50 -5.75。

Halifax theatre

King Halifax Street of Wrath. Same as telephone 365998

Ernest in the Golden Pond? Thompson. This is an incredible comedy about real people. Everyone's wonderful and well-performed play. Don't miss it.

Performance: 7: 30 pm

Admission:? 2. Monday: the price is one of the two seats.

grand theatre

Oxford Street, Leeds. Same as telephone 502116.

Restaurants and cafes.

1October 1- 17 years old secret diary of Adrian's nevus 13. Sue Townsend's musical, based on her bestseller.

Performance: 7: 45pm, 2: 30pm1June 10- 17. There is no performance on Monday.

Tickets: Tuesday to Thursday:? 2 - 5; Friday &; Saturday: 2 - 6