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Why are you so embarrassed that you have nothing to say

1. Do you have a head around your neck to grow taller?

2. The ugliness of the whole world has been contracted by you!

Sprinkle some rice on the keyboard, and the operation of chicken is better than yours.

4. What's the use of barking? Really biting me is a skill.

Put a piece of meat on your mobile phone, and the dog will produce more than you.

6. If eating fish can make people smart, you should pack at least one sea fish.

7. I will never judge a book by its cover, but I really have to think about it because of your appearance!

8. Is that a tumor on your neck?

9. God spread wisdom all over the world, but he gave you an umbrella.

10. I want to send a flower to your mother, but I don't have a flower and you don't have a mother.

1 1. You cook at home, right? I think you are good at grooming.

12. Good-looking people have youth, but you only have acne!

13. My brother comes to my brother all day. Are you a hen? You keep smirking.

14. At the age of teenage flower, you grow into a succulent plant.

15. You are not incompetent. You've caused trouble to others at the height of your ability.

16. Dogs tied in the wild can win.

17. I will never judge a book by its cover, but I really have to think about it because of your appearance!

18. You are the only page in the household registration book? Go deliver the takeout. It's great to play a game.

19. There is no culture to learn, ugliness can be changed, and you really have no rule of law.

20. I haven't heard anyone blow the cow so fresh and refined for a long time.

2 1. Don't spoil the word youth, you are already in early autumn.

22. Baidu can't find you. Sogou definitely has you.

23. Others look good when they smile, but you are different. You look funny.

24. As the old saying goes, losing is a blessing. I wish you happiness in the future.

25. I'm not looking down on you, but I'm too lazy to look at you at all!

26. You laugh like a big idiot next door.

27. What kind of pig are you and why are you so fierce?

28. You are young, but you carry a lot of weight. The balance is not much, but I want to buy a lot. Ugly, but beautiful.

29. Seeing that I am nearsighted, I almost took you as a person!