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Lol has a few jokes that heroes are old after a long time, and then they are refreshed when they hear something.

8-year-old Man Zi was lying in bed, and js came to see him and said, "Your long duration has improved." Man Zi said, "You can't get angry when you are old." Js added, "Ash has been teased again." Man Zi: "Let her be. I can't do any more." Js: "We have a wave of soldiers on the opposite highland." Man Zi suddenly stood up: "The nest is rough, where is my knife?"

8-year-old Dao Mei was lying in bed. Mother Fan came to visit her and said, "My fist is going to cut you again." Dao Mei said, "Let them be. I don't care when I get old." Mother fan added: "fist conscience found that it is necessary to strengthen you." Dao Mei: "Let them be. I don't want to do it when I'm old." Fan mother: "the fist canceled your strengthening." 。” Dao Mei: "wqnmlgb, bring the sword."

An 8-year-old widow was lying in bed. Ka Pai came to visit her and said to her, "Your skills are dizzy again." Widow: "I don't care when I'm old." The card added, "Your movement speed has been improved by adding fists." Widow: "I am too old to run." Card: "The blind man was cut into a dog." Widow: "Oh, lie in the trough and help me get up!" "

8-year-old Teemo was lying in bed, and the gun lady came to visit her: "Your mushrooms were trampled." Teemo: "I have no strength to plant when I am old." Gunwoman: "Fist increases your mushroom ap bonus." Teemo is too old to run. "Cannon Niang:" Dragon Turtle and Big Kidney are hanging more than whose ridicule. " Teemo: "I'm not dead yet."

8-year-old Jianji was lying in bed. Zhao Xin came to visit her and said to her, "I heard that fist reduced your Q cd." Kenji: "I'm too old to poke." Zhao Xin added: "Fists have improved your E-time." Kenji: "I'm too old to run." Zhao Xin: "I heard that the weapon lost the lamp that dumped E." Kenji: "Get my sword!"

An 8-year-old mantis was lying in bed. The big bug came to see him and said, "Your fist has strengthened your Q." Mantis: "I am too old to do it." The big bug added, "Your four skills have all evolved." Mantis: "I don't care when I'm old." Big bug: "I heard that Tigger's eyes blinded by you can see again." Mantis: "Oh, I'll help Lao Zi to poke his other dog's eye."

The 8-year-old mantis is lying in bed again, and the jumping lion also comes to see him: "I heard that your fist has strengthened your Q." Mantis: "old claws are dull." Jumping lion: "I heard that fists have made your Q more hanged after evolution." Mantis: "I don't care when I'm old." Jumping lion: "hahaha fist cured my eyes, and now you can't catch me blind!" " Mantis: "wqnmlgb!"

8-year-old Annie was lying in bed. Mumu came to visit her and said to her, "The man said he doesn't love you anymore." Annie: "I am too old to keep him." Mumu added, "Tibbs said he didn't want you." Annie: "I know

that I quarreled with Tibbs about the male gun." Mumu: "I heard that yesterday, after the male gun used Brest, it exploded Tibbs' chrysanthemum." Annie: "wqnmlgb is so insidious."

8-year-old Galen was lying in bed, and the prince came to visit him and said to him, "The Noxas guys have come to demasia to provoke again." Galen: "I'm too old to do it." The prince added, "Your sister has been taken away by Xiao Huangmao." Galen: "Let a woman be a big girl, let her be." Prince: "I asked someone to match you today, and no one else would let me win." Galen: wqnmlgb told them to give it or not!

An 8-year-old crab was lying in bed. The crow came to see him and said, "Your fist has changed, so you don't have to send yourself to the enemy's pile." Crab: "old, not afraid." The crow added, "Fists have increased your range." Crab: "I am old, and I have no strength to shoot." Crow: "The troll arrived outside and said you were much uglier than him." Crab: "Ouch, help me up!" "

8-year-old Carter was lying in bed. Nuoshou came to visit her and said to her, "Your greatness can't be interrupted." Carter: "I have no strength to turn when I am old." "Nuoshou added," Galen's goods are coming to visit our Nock. " Carter: "Let him be. Let Tyrone show them around." Nuoshou: "Actually, they slept together last night." Carter: "I poked me up. Where are they?"

8-year-old Wei was lying in bed. The policewoman came to visit her and said to her, "The security in Picheng is not good recently." Wei: "If you are old, you can't manage it." The policewoman added, "Jess has strengthened your big fist recently. Go and have a look." Wei: "I'm old, I can't pick it up." Policewoman: "Jin Kela's goods have been very arrogant recently. She said that her breasts are bigger than yours." Wei: "I poke this and can't throw my fist."

8-year-old Mumu was lying in bed. ez went to see him and said to him, "I can take you to find your life." Mumu: "I don't care if I'm old." Ez added: "Fist decided to redo your original painting, and you will be very handsome in the future." Mumu: "What do you care about when you are old?" Ez: "Annie has been having a bad time recently. Tibbs was kidnapped by a male gun and she was injured." Mumu: "... help me to have a look and bring my bandage."

8-year-old Dead Song was lying in bed, digging a grave to visit him and said to him, "Your fist is going to strengthen your passivity." Dead song: "I don't care if I'm old." Digging the grave and saying, "Your Q blue consumption will be reduced." Dead song: "old, I can't do it." Digging the grave: "I heard that it only takes two seconds to return to the city in the future." Dead song: "wqnmlgb!"

when 8-year-old ez was lying in bed, Jess came to see him and said to him, "Lax has been clamoring to see you recently." Ez: "I don't want to see you when I'm old." Jess added, "The policewoman is going to marry rough." Ez: "I can only wish her happiness when she is old." 。” Jess: "The jewel is here to see you." Ez suddenly stood up: "I poked him where he is!" "

8-year-old Riven was lying in bed. Nuoshou came to visit him and said to her, "There is a new blacksmith in the city. He has first-class craftsmanship and can help you repair your sword." Riven: "For so many years, this broken arrow has long been used to it." The promise hand added: "I heard that a new one has recently arrived." Riven: "Old people are no match for young people." Nuoshou: "Galen said that he can also speed QA, and it is more convenient and easy to use in one step than your crane." Riven: "wqnmlgb, bring me a sword!"

An 8-year-old diamond player was lying in bed. His apprentice came to visit him and said to him, "Master, I also got diamonds." Diamond play

home: "I don't care when I'm old." The apprentice added, "There are a group of cute girls waiting for you." Diamond player: "I can't do it when I'm old." Disciple: "My nephew, who was in primary school, went to my house to play on Saturday. I went out and your number was still on." Diamond player: "wqnmlgb!"

8-year-old Red buff was lying on the bed. The blind monk came to see him and said, "You need to add some younger brothers to your fist. "

red buff:" I'm too old to carry my younger brother. " The blind monk added, "Blue buff and Three Wolves are having a party." Red buff: "you are so old, do you still care about these?" Blind monk: "I .. I was cut by my fist, and I won't fight wild again. This is the last time we meet." Red buff: "help me up, let's have another fight!" "

8-year-old Ruofeng was lying in bed, smiling and visiting him, saying, "The bald head has been strengthened." Ruofeng: "I can't operate consciously when I am old." Smiling, he said, "The card has been greatly strengthened, and now it is exploding." Ruofeng: "I am not interested when I am old." Smile: "I promised to discuss with curly strawberry and plan to do we again." Ruofeng: "Help me up!"