Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Lol has a few jokes that heroes are old after a long time, and then they are refreshed when they hear something.
Lol has a few jokes that heroes are old after a long time, and then they are refreshed when they hear something.
8-year-old Dao Mei was lying in bed. Mother Fan came to visit her and said, "My fist is going to cut you again." Dao Mei said, "Let them be. I don't care when I get old." Mother fan added: "fist conscience found that it is necessary to strengthen you." Dao Mei: "Let them be. I don't want to do it when I'm old." Fan mother: "the fist canceled your strengthening." 。” Dao Mei: "wqnmlgb, bring the sword."
An 8-year-old widow was lying in bed. Ka Pai came to visit her and said to her, "Your skills are dizzy again." Widow: "I don't care when I'm old." The card added, "Your movement speed has been improved by adding fists." Widow: "I am too old to run." Card: "The blind man was cut into a dog." Widow: "Oh, lie in the trough and help me get up!" "
8-year-old Teemo was lying in bed, and the gun lady came to visit her: "Your mushrooms were trampled." Teemo: "I have no strength to plant when I am old." Gunwoman: "Fist increases your mushroom ap bonus." Teemo is too old to run. "Cannon Niang:" Dragon Turtle and Big Kidney are hanging more than whose ridicule. " Teemo: "I'm not dead yet."
8-year-old Jianji was lying in bed. Zhao Xin came to visit her and said to her, "I heard that fist reduced your Q cd." Kenji: "I'm too old to poke." Zhao Xin added: "Fists have improved your E-time." Kenji: "I'm too old to run." Zhao Xin: "I heard that the weapon lost the lamp that dumped E." Kenji: "Get my sword!"
An 8-year-old mantis was lying in bed. The big bug came to see him and said, "Your fist has strengthened your Q." Mantis: "I am too old to do it." The big bug added, "Your four skills have all evolved." Mantis: "I don't care when I'm old." Big bug: "I heard that Tigger's eyes blinded by you can see again." Mantis: "Oh, I'll help Lao Zi to poke his other dog's eye."
The 8-year-old mantis is lying in bed again, and the jumping lion also comes to see him: "I heard that your fist has strengthened your Q." Mantis: "old claws are dull." Jumping lion: "I heard that fists have made your Q more hanged after evolution." Mantis: "I don't care when I'm old." Jumping lion: "hahaha fist cured my eyes, and now you can't catch me blind!" " Mantis: "wqnmlgb!"
8-year-old Annie was lying in bed. Mumu came to visit her and said to her, "The man said he doesn't love you anymore." Annie: "I am too old to keep him." Mumu added, "Tibbs said he didn't want you." Annie: "I know
that I quarreled with Tibbs about the male gun." Mumu: "I heard that yesterday, after the male gun used Brest, it exploded Tibbs' chrysanthemum." Annie: "wqnmlgb is so insidious."
8-year-old Galen was lying in bed, and the prince came to visit him and said to him, "The Noxas guys have come to demasia to provoke again." Galen: "I'm too old to do it." The prince added, "Your sister has been taken away by Xiao Huangmao." Galen: "Let a woman be a big girl, let her be." Prince: "I asked someone to match you today, and no one else would let me win." Galen: wqnmlgb told them to give it or not!
An 8-year-old crab was lying in bed. The crow came to see him and said, "Your fist has changed, so you don't have to send yourself to the enemy's pile." Crab: "old, not afraid." The crow added, "Fists have increased your range." Crab: "I am old, and I have no strength to shoot." Crow: "The troll arrived outside and said you were much uglier than him." Crab: "Ouch, help me up!" "
8-year-old Carter was lying in bed. Nuoshou came to visit her and said to her, "Your greatness can't be interrupted." Carter: "I have no strength to turn when I am old." "Nuoshou added," Galen's goods are coming to visit our Nock. " Carter: "Let him be. Let Tyrone show them around." Nuoshou: "Actually, they slept together last night." Carter: "I poked me up. Where are they?"
8-year-old Wei was lying in bed. The policewoman came to visit her and said to her, "The security in Picheng is not good recently." Wei: "If you are old, you can't manage it." The policewoman added, "Jess has strengthened your big fist recently. Go and have a look." Wei: "I'm old, I can't pick it up." Policewoman: "Jin Kela's goods have been very arrogant recently. She said that her breasts are bigger than yours." Wei: "I poke this and can't throw my fist."
8-year-old Mumu was lying in bed. ez went to see him and said to him, "I can take you to find your life." Mumu: "I don't care if I'm old." Ez added: "Fist decided to redo your original painting, and you will be very handsome in the future." Mumu: "What do you care about when you are old?" Ez: "Annie has been having a bad time recently. Tibbs was kidnapped by a male gun and she was injured." Mumu: "... help me to have a look and bring my bandage."
8-year-old Dead Song was lying in bed, digging a grave to visit him and said to him, "Your fist is going to strengthen your passivity." Dead song: "I don't care if I'm old." Digging the grave and saying, "Your Q blue consumption will be reduced." Dead song: "old, I can't do it." Digging the grave: "I heard that it only takes two seconds to return to the city in the future." Dead song: "wqnmlgb!"
when 8-year-old ez was lying in bed, Jess came to see him and said to him, "Lax has been clamoring to see you recently." Ez: "I don't want to see you when I'm old." Jess added, "The policewoman is going to marry rough." Ez: "I can only wish her happiness when she is old." 。” Jess: "The jewel is here to see you." Ez suddenly stood up: "I poked him where he is!" "
8-year-old Riven was lying in bed. Nuoshou came to visit him and said to her, "There is a new blacksmith in the city. He has first-class craftsmanship and can help you repair your sword." Riven: "For so many years, this broken arrow has long been used to it." The promise hand added: "I heard that a new one has recently arrived." Riven: "Old people are no match for young people." Nuoshou: "Galen said that he can also speed QA, and it is more convenient and easy to use in one step than your crane." Riven: "wqnmlgb, bring me a sword!"
An 8-year-old diamond player was lying in bed. His apprentice came to visit him and said to him, "Master, I also got diamonds." Diamond play
home: "I don't care when I'm old." The apprentice added, "There are a group of cute girls waiting for you." Diamond player: "I can't do it when I'm old." Disciple: "My nephew, who was in primary school, went to my house to play on Saturday. I went out and your number was still on." Diamond player: "wqnmlgb!"
8-year-old Red buff was lying on the bed. The blind monk came to see him and said, "You need to add some younger brothers to your fist. "
red buff:" I'm too old to carry my younger brother. " The blind monk added, "Blue buff and Three Wolves are having a party." Red buff: "you are so old, do you still care about these?" Blind monk: "I .. I was cut by my fist, and I won't fight wild again. This is the last time we meet." Red buff: "help me up, let's have another fight!" "
8-year-old Ruofeng was lying in bed, smiling and visiting him, saying, "The bald head has been strengthened." Ruofeng: "I can't operate consciously when I am old." Smiling, he said, "The card has been greatly strengthened, and now it is exploding." Ruofeng: "I am not interested when I am old." Smile: "I promised to discuss with curly strawberry and plan to do we again." Ruofeng: "Help me up!"
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