Meat bag cold joke

Dragon Boat Festival jokes make you happy.

Joke is a language form processed by art, and it is an artistic language. The following are the cold jokes I collected for you, which will make you extremely happy. If you like, you can pay attention to the column of classic quotations.

1, Zongzi and steamed stuffed bun are pregnant. It's nice to have yy children.

Steamed Bun: Look at our posture. With a big belly and a round waist, we are sure to have a big fat boy.

Zongzi: Come on, with your thick skin, it must be small and dark. Look at us, thin skin and big stuffing,

Born white and watery

2. The Dragon Boat Festival Cup football match is about to start. Look at the steamed buns and the steamed buns.

Commentary: Zongzi United is wearing a green shirt, and 06 Egg is wearing a white shirt. Welcome everyone to participate in the SMS quiz, bla~bla .....

Steamed Bun: No need to guess, Zongzi United will win.

Steamed bread: Why?

Steamed bread: I have rice.

3. Dinner goes to the steamed stuffed bun's house to play, and the steamed stuffed bun invites dinner to the show. Steamed bread, sugar packets, meat packets, vegetable packets and bean paste packets appeared in turn. I regret that the girls here are really tough! After a while, Zongzi came on stage and the rice shone at the moment. Zongzi is delicious! Zongzi took off his coat and threw it under the stage. The audience screamed. When the meal is happy, it is a classic, or my hometown!

Everyone watched the dragon boat race, and steamed dumplings were squeezed into the water. Zongzi jumped into the rescue without thinking, and the result went straight down. Both of them were rescued by glutinous rice balls. Jiaozi scolded Zongzi and soaked his head in lime water. If you see someone wearing a skirt, you will die.

5. Rice fights with steamed buns, rice fights with many people who look like steamed buns, and steamed buns, jiaozi and glutinous rice balls are all spared.

A zongzi was cornered. In desperation, it took off its clothes and shouted, I am undercover. ......

6. That night, many steamed buns ran after jiaozi.

Now everyone knows: green. It's undercover

A group of zongzi were cornered,

Beaten to death,

All the bags were tired when I heard one of them shouting:

? Brothers, stop fighting, we are one of our own,

I'm the one who was expelled from the store with mold.

7。 Excited zongzi accidentally tore his shirt, revealing the red dates wrapped inside, and the rice people were furious. You fucking do infernal affairs! ?

Dragon Boat Festival SMS joke

1. Artemisia argyi leaves are full of fragrance, and peach branches are inserted into the door. Palm leaves are green at close range, and wheat is yellow at a distance.

Your mobile phone has the function of buying zongzi from now on. Please call 1 10 for reservation and 1 19 for delivery. If you have any questions, please contact our website center: Who will cheat you if you don't slip away? Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

3. Race the dragon boat in Miluo River, and strive for the upper reaches. Since ancient times, there is no shortcut to success.

4. Good news: On the Dragon Boat Festival, the top two mobile phone users in China with the number 13 can get zongzi for free at street stalls. Of course, they should put on hot cream in advance to avoid being spilled by the stall owner's boiling water.

5. Zongzi should be thrown into the sea, because your mind is as wide as the sea, don't forget to throw yourself a Zongzi! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

6. Zongzi is delicious, but be careful; Food processing makes people vomit; It depends on proving that Qu Yuan was poisoned in this way!

In memory of the great poet Qu Yuan, we should eat more zongzi, although those zongzi should be thrown into the river.

8. Wanshui Qian Shan? Zongzi? It's just a feeling. Qu Yuan said thank you. Let's watch the dragon boat on the Dragon Boat Festival to keep our family close.

9. Dragon Boat Festival is coming. I'll wrap a zongzi for you. Friendship is skin. The first layer is blessing, the second layer is happiness, and the third layer is all wishes come true. By the way, on the fourth floor, of course, you wrote the iou. Give it back!

10. There is a saying that I have been hiding in my heart for a long time, and I really want to tell you, but I am afraid that even ordinary friends can't do it. Until tonight, I finally got up the courage to say to you: I, I want to eat the zongzi you wrapped! Be caring!

1 1. I am a brown leaf, and you are rice, wrapping you layer by layer; You are a tooth and I am a rice, and the fragrance sticks to you sweetly; How many meters in the palm of your hand means how much I miss you. Remember to send me a message, or Kuroko will strangle you!

12. zongzi incense, fragrant kitchen; Artemisia argyi leaves, full of fragrance; Peach branches are inserted in the grid, and when you go out, you can see that the wheat is yellow; It's sunny here, sunny there and sunny everywhere. Happy Dragon Boat Festival to my dear friend!

13. Acacia stays in all of my heart for a long time, and the bamboo will be folded in half, which will be affected by affectation, and it will be wasted after a spoonful. In order to wait, I will put my life and death aside, and my heart will be fixed on me, searching for grass endlessly.

14. I will send you a cake on your birthday; On the Mid-Autumn Festival, I will send you a box of moon cakes. Dragon Boat Festival is here, I will send you a glutinous rice. I hope you plant it, take good care of it and wait for my blessing.

15. Everyone praises you for being sensitive and studious, and you are like everything you learn. I remember the day you learned to sing with Andy Lau, and it was really like you. Dragon Boat Festival is coming. I think you should also imitate Qu Yuan and commit suicide by jumping into the river. How's it going?

16. Send a sachet with a purse, wrap a few kilograms of zongzi, ask someone to pick mugwort leaves in the mountains, buy a bottle of realgar wine on the street, and give it to you as a gift with a little heartfelt care. Wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

17. Do you know what I am thinking? Miss you. Do you know why I miss you? Because I like it. Do you know why I like you? Because of your smell. Do you know why it smells? Because you are zongzi, I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival in advance!

18. A heart hangs on you, a love is blessing you, and a true feeling is waiting for your response. Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

19. May Festival, dragon boat roasting, dragon drum ringing, near the river, hehe, can you see the dragon boat race there? Wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

20. When the Dragon Boat Festival arrives, don't forget to hang mugwort leaves and Zhong Kui, drink yellow wine and wear sachets. Of course, the most important thing is to eat more palm seed, hehe!

2 1. On the Dragon Boat Festival, every household hangs a statue of Zhong Kui, hangs wormwood and calamus, races dragon boats, eats zongzi, drinks realgar wine, swims in all diseases, wears sachets and prepares sacrifices. It's fun to make a scene.

22. Dragon Boat Festival on the fifth day of May; Realgar shochu calamus sword; The triangular palm is wrapped in glutinous rice, and colorful sachets are hung on the chest. Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

May 5th is the Dragon Boat Festival. Eat zongzi and watch dragon boats. Let's get together to celebrate the festival. Wish you a happy holiday!

24. Smell the fragrance of zongzi and think of you in the distance. Are you okay? Thanks to the great poet, let's eat more zongzi!

Have fun in Duanyang!

25. Artemisia argyi leaves are fragrant. Peach branches are inserted in the grating, and you can see the wheat yellow when you go out. The sun is here, the sun is there, the sun is everywhere. Wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

26. Artemisia argyi dances in front of the high gate to ward off evil spirits and prevent five poisons, and happily celebrate the Dragon Boat Festival.

27. Race is the sorrow of a thousand years, and once the loyal soul is gone, it can come back. The country died today, leaving only Li Sao in the world.

28. A long time ago, after being laid off, Mr. Qu Yuan invented zongzi, but it not only didn't sell well, but was also exploited by local ruffians, disheartened and finally went to Guangdong to jump into the sea.

29. Take off your coat. You are so white and tender with a faint fragrance. You lick and bite, and my heart will fly out of the clouds. Ah, Zongzi, my favorite. I know, I can't be with you. I know all I can do is miss you in the distance. Are you happy? Are you happy? I silently bless you. Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

Although in good health, Qu Yuan said: Only by exercising more and playing less mahjong can we eat more zongzi and be healthy every day.

3 1. Tip: Wrap the phone with zongzi leaves and put it in the pot for 60 minutes. The battery life of the mobile phone will be doubled, the signal will be enhanced, and you can smell the fragrance of zongzi when you call.

32. Zongzi in hand, remember Lisao, the dragon boat actually crossed, go ahead! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

33. Dragon Boat Festival is here. Hang sachets and eat zongzi. How busy every household is! Artemisia argyi dances in front of the high gate to ward off evil spirits and prevent five poisons, and happily celebrate the Dragon Boat Festival.

34. Mom: You once forced me to eat zongzi. Now, the child is not with his mother, so I will text you to weave a virtual zongzi and pray for the safety of the old parents in the world!

35. Turn off your cell phone, close your eyes slowly and think about me and Zongzi. You will find that I am as cute as Zongzi.

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