Funny sketch 10 minutes

Characters: Xiao Ai, Xiao Wu, Xiaoling, teacher (the teacher can be played by the same person)

Scene: classroom

Content:

Xiaoling sleeps on the table. Iverson lost a book with him. Get out. Xiao Wu came in and took Xiao Ai's seat.

Xiao Ai (coming in): Hey, man, don't you see, I've already occupied this seat!

Wu: I took it before you! I took it last night.

Xiao Ai: The last row is my patent! For it, I get up early every day, grab the head and bleed like a river. I can't lose this position!

Xiao Wu: The last row is my pride. This place is unique. If you want to get rid of me from here (AI:-Why? ) I advise you to pull it off early!

Xiaoling woke up: What was that noise? It's a waste of youth to quarrel in such a sacred classroom early in the morning! Do you know what mistake you made? Huh? The most unforgivable thing for you is that you woke me up!

Iverson sat in front of Xiaoling.

Xiao Ai: (To Xiao Wu) Still carry forward the style. Dude, look at my exam!

Wu: Huh? Today's exam?

Xiaoling: Really? My hands are numb today!

Xiao Wu: Did you sleep?

Xiaoling: I'm tired of cheating!

Xiao Ai: Hey, I think I spent the middle of the night burning a lamp and boiling oil!

Xiao Wu: Oh, have you studied hard?

Xiao Ai: Oh, I'm thinking about the exam strategy! I'm telling you, this is a great move!

Xiao Wu and Xiaoling: Come on!

Xiao Ai: Copy from the book-(picks up the book)

Xiaoling: Come on. You call this a trick? Well, to ease the tension, I'll give you a humorous quiz. How many steps are there in the exam answer sheet?

Xiao Ai and Xiao Wu leaned in: How many steps are there?

Xiaoling: Three steps!

Step 1: Write down your name. (Both nod) Step 2: Read the topic again! (Both nod) Step 3:-Hand in the paper!

Xiao Ai: Hand in a blank sheet of paper? What's the problem?

Xiaoling: Huh? Why hasn't the teacher come yet? (The teacher comes in. )

All three people were startled: why didn't you say so earlier? Oh, dear!

Teacher: What's your name? Did the toad come in? (Three people laugh. )

Teacher: Be serious! Exam! No professional ethics at all! What is the most important thing these days? It's a score! On and off, your lifeblood! (evil smile) gnome male-"... test test, our magic weapon!

Xiao Ai: Copy, copy, our unique skill!

Teacher: (Curly hair) The exam time is * * * two hours! Don't hand in the papers for more than an hour! Students who want to answer questions, please pick up the pen. Students who don't want to answer questions, please rest in place. Students who want to go to the toilet-please restrain yourself!

Xiaoling and Xiao Ai: Nonsense! Is he a legendary rapper, or why can't he keep mumbling?

Teacher: Be quiet! You are quieter than a tree! Do you know how serious a mistake you have made? Heavier than salt! (Three people copy. )

Teacher: (referring to Xiao Ai) Please don't copy this classmate!

Xiao Wu and Xiaoling: I didn't copy it!

The teacher came to Xiao Ai: Classmate, stop copying!

Xiao Ai: How do you know? I copied it in my desk!

Teacher: You dropped the board in front of your desk. I saw it!

Xiao Ai: (looking at it) Ouch! What bad luck (the teacher confiscated Xiao Ai's roll paper, and Xiao Ai just wanted to get up and go. )

Teacher: Sit down! Go out in an hour! (The teacher goes to Xiao Wu, who takes the roll paper to the table and copies it. )

Teacher: Come on, stop pretending! I despise you people who cheat with books most. You have no technical content at all. (confiscating Xiao Wu's roll paper) You also sit and reflect. Why did you cheat with this book?

Xiao Wu: I don't want to take the book either! I didn't make a cheat sheet like her (pointing to Xiaoling)! Xiaoling stared at Xiao Wu. )

Teacher: That's right. Remember to cheat next time! I like this kind of hard-working child. It is time! Hand in the papers. Put away the roll paper. ) ok. Remember to take the Olympic math test this afternoon! (End. )

Xiaoling: Ah! ! Take the Olympic math test in the afternoon! (Picking up a cheat sheet) I copied the Olympiad! ! What did you just eat?

Wu: Chemistry. ...

Three people: study how to copy cheat sheets! (The teacher walks in)

Xiao Ai: Chinese teacher!

Teacher: Xiao Ai, how is your composition? (Roll paper to Xiao Ai)

Xiao Ai: What's the matter?

Teacher: You read it.

Xiao Ai: "My teacher", my teacher has an oval face ...

Teacher: Wait, are you a melon with a melon face? You wrote that my teacher has a claw face!

Xiao Ai: Teacher, paw face is also a face. Can't you make do with it?

Teacher: Keep reading.

Xiao Ai: My teacher is beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. ...

Teacher: Stop! You wrote so much. It's beautiful. Why? Just write it to the end!

Xiao Ai: Teacher, isn't the composition required to be no less than 500 words?

Teacher: So you only paint beautiful pictures?

Xiao Ai: Isn't it required to write true feelings? This is all my feelings!

Teacher: forget it ... look, you explain words and death, and you write "go to hell"!

Xiao Ai: Oh, I want to write to death!

Teacher: (with a helpless face) You, you failed this course again!

Xiao Ai: Give me another chance! I have rebuilt it five times!

Teacher: OK, I'll give you a chance. I've heard of it, right? You can make sentences easily, and I'll give them to you when it's right!

Xiao Ai: Do you have any fish? ! Fish ... fish, fish swim in the water, and there are fish in the blade. ...

Teacher: (Laughter) Congratulations, you won-

Iverson: Have you passed?

Teacher: (it doesn't matter) the sixth chance to rebuild. (End)

Xiaoling and Xiao Wu: Forget it. Come and learn the cheat sheet of Olympic math. (The teacher comes in. )

Xiao Wu: Philosophy teacher!

Teacher: Xiao Wu! Look what's written on your paper! Let me read it to you: my question is: this is the question, please answer it. My answer is: this is the answer, please give points. Is this a problem?

Xiao Wu: Why don't you scream?

Teacher: You are ... very good! Next, the essay question: What is courage? Why didn't you answer?

Xiao Wu: I answered! (Reading) This is courage! That's right! Then I handed in my paper without answering the following questions. How well I explained my courage!

Teacher: You-you wait to hang up!

Xiao Wu: Teacher! Give me another chance! I hung up fifteen times!

Teacher: Then let me ask you two questions. The first one is right! If you don't answer the second question, I will let you pass. How many hairs do you have?

Xiao Wu: ... 123456789!

Teacher: How do you know?

Xiao Wu: Teacher, I don't have to answer the second question!

Teacher: OK! Very good! Very good! Take it (pass a piece of paper)

Wu: This is-

Teacher: Reconstruction Act! (below)

Xiaoling and Xiao Ai: Come to study Olympic mathematics-(teacher comes in)

Xiaoling: English teacher! (trying to run)

Teacher: Xiaoling, why are you running? No breakfast!

Xiaoling: I didn't eat-

Teacher: I saw you eating this morning!

Xiaoling:-Have breakfast tomorrow!

Teacher: Xiaoling, look at the roll paper. None of your reading comprehension is correct! Did you just choose the topic without looking at it at all?

Xiaoling: No!

Teacher: How dare you quibble!

Xiaoling: I didn't even look at the question, just the answer!

Teacher: And your composition! Why does it look familiar?

Xiaoling: Does it look strange? Read and understand the first sentence of each paragraph.

Teacher: Xiaoling, you should wake up! You this time-

Xiaoling: Ah! Teacher, I failed five or five times, no, fifty times! Can't hang up any more!

Teacher: it's not that I didn't give it to you ... this ... for example, can you translate what evening dress means?

Xiaoling looked at Xiao Yi and Xiao Wu.

Xiao Ai: Night is night, right? Best for playing games!

Wu: Clothes are clothes!

Xiaoling: At night … clothes … Oh! Teacher, I know! It's a night suit!

The teacher shook his head: Hang up! (below)

Xiaoling: No, I have to find a teacher! You two take your time! (below)

Xiao Ai and Xiao Wu: Oh, forget it, let's study hard!