Ask an English joke.

Actually, I only need one drink to get drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember whether it is thirteenth or fourteenth.

In fact, just one glass of wine made me drunk. Unfortunately, I can't remember whether it is the thirteenth or fourteenth cup.

As you get older, three things will happen. The first one is that your memory has disappeared, and I don't remember the other two. ...

As you get older, three things will happen. The first is that you will lose your memory. I don't remember the other two. ...

As we get older, our bodies get shorter and shorter, and our anecdotes get longer and longer.

As we get older, our bodies will shrink, but there are many interesting things about us.

Anecdote: Anecdote, anecdote.