Joke: The story of condom _ Laughing till your stomach hurts _ hilarious to tease your girlfriend.

A middle-aged couple has given birth to three children, and they don't want them, so they have no choice but to go to a township health center. The person in charge of family planning is an unmarried young woman. Middle-aged couples ask how to stop having children. The young woman said it was very simple, so she threw a box of "tools" and said, "Go home and use it." The old farmer and his wife are very happy to go back. As a result, three months later, I was pregnant again and went to the health care center. The young woman asked what happened. The old farmer said that the thing you gave me didn't have any effect, it was not cooked well, and it was not edible. The young woman said it was not for food, but for use, and then put it on her finger to demonstrate, and the old farmer suddenly realized.

As a result, three months later, I was pregnant again. The young woman asked: Didn't you put it on? Answer: Every time you pull on each finger, it just doesn't work. The young woman can't help it, blushing and saying, get on that thing below you! The old farmer suddenly realized. Go home. As a result, three months later, I was pregnant again. The young woman asked: Is there no condom? The old farmer said: a cover is a cover, that is, there is a piece on the head that can't fit in. I'll cut that piece with scissors. be free of charge