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Fairy tales and short stories before going to bed to coax your girlfriend (highlights 10)
1. Fairy tale of coaxing your girlfriend before going to bed: Tiger is a teacher.
Once upon a time, there was a tiger with great strength, but he was so stupid that he didn't even catch a deer. Because he was all thumbs, he didn't learn well!
One day, the tiger climbed out of the cave to find something to eat, and happened to meet a kitten running out of the opposite mountain. Seeing the agility of the kitten, the tiger thought, I wish I had the skill of a kitten! It said to the kitten, "I worship you as a teacher." Will you accept me as an apprentice? " Knowing that the tiger is broken, the kitten thinks: If I teach it all my skills, it will eat me later. The kitten refused to accept the tiger as an apprentice. The tiger was in a hurry and begged the kitten to say, "master cat, as long as you promise, I will never forget your advantages;" If I'm sorry to you at all, let the lion eat me; If anyone dares to bully you, I'll hit you hard. "
The kitten felt sorry for the tiger and said to the tiger, "Well, I'll accept you as an apprentice!" " The tiger shouted three times with joy: "master, master, master!" " "Master kitten is very serious. He is tireless every day, getting up early and greedy for the dark, and teaching tiger skills wholeheartedly. Tigers also study hard. In less than a month, I climbed mountains, caught prey and fought with lions ... tigers learned everything.
Tiger learned skills, but he was proud. He always thought he was great, so he looked down on his young master. One day, the tiger pretended to learn from the kitten, but his eyes were fixed on the kitten's round waist and his mouth was still drooling. The clever kitten saw through the tiger's bad mind at a glance. It said to the tiger, "I have taught you all my skills." Now you can go! " "The tiger heard that the kitten had taught it all the skills, and thought, Ha ha! Kitten, you can't escape from me this time! The tiger had a plan, blinked and said to the kitten, "master kitten, what do you think is climbing on the tree?" "As soon as the kitten turned around, the tiger opened its mouth and pounced on the kitten.
However, it is already late, and the kitten has climbed the tree. The kitten was in the tree, staring at the tiger, and said angrily, "Well, you heartless thing, everything you said is false!" " I won't be cheated by you! I won't teach you this skill of climbing trees! "The tiger was very angry, but he didn't learn to climb a tree. He could only stare at the kitten in the tree, and there was nothing he could do. All his bad ideas came to nothing, so he had to walk into the deep forest without saying a word.
2. Fairy tale of coaxing his girlfriend before going to bed: a playful little white rabbit in the forest.
There are white clouds floating in the blue sky, and under them is a big forest. There lived a naughty little white rabbit in the forest.
This little rabbit is so playful that when his mother taught him about mushrooms and poisonous mushrooms, he just played by himself and didn't listen at all. One day he went out to pick mushrooms, found a beautiful mushroom and ate it. After a while, the little white rabbit had a stomachache and couldn't get up on the ground. The bird saw it and asked; "White rabbit, why are you kneeling on the ground?"
The little white rabbit said, "I have a stomachache."
The bird said, "Do you want me to let Dr. Xiong come to see you?" "all right! Thank you. "
After a while, Dr. Xiong came and asked the little white rabbit, "What's the matter with you?"
The little white rabbit said, "Dr. Xiong, I have a stomachache."
After examining the rabbit, Dr. Xiong said, "You only have a stomachache after eating poisonous mushrooms." Rabbit, take your medicine! "The little white rabbit recovered after taking the medicine, thanked the bear doctor and went home.
On the way home, the white rabbit thought, I will not just play in the future, but learn from my mother how to distinguish mushrooms from poisonous mushrooms.
3. Fairy tales to coax your girlfriend before going to bed: bubbles and fish
The little boy blew a string of bubbles, and the bubbles flew. Every bubble was happy.
"Look, I'm older than you, hee hee."
"I am more beautiful than you, hehe."
"Look, I can fly."
"The air outside is good. It turns out that the sky is blue. It's wonderful. "
Bubble, we have a heated discussion.
Suddenly, one of the bubbles found that there were fewer and fewer talking bubbles, and many bubbles disappeared during the flight. Finally, he was left flying alone under the blue sky.
Bubbles are very scared. He flew over the grass. There are two puppies running on the grass. He flew over the flowers. There are some bees gathering honey among the flowers. He flew over the stream. There are several fish swimming around. Everywhere Bubble went, everyone was with his companion, but Bubble's companion was gone.
Bubbles keep flying in the wind. He looked for his companion everywhere, but found nothing. He is alone, lonely and sad. Later, when he was tired of flying, he stopped on a leaf and shed tears.
"Bubble, bubble, what's wrong with you?" A leaf asked with concern.
"Why are you crying? Do you have any questions? " Other leaves also asked together.
"My companions are gone." Bubble said sadly.
"You can go to them." A leaf had an idea.
"Yes, yes, you can go to them. Don't be sad. " Other leaves echoed.
"But I don't know where to find them. I flew for a long time and went to many places, but I couldn't find it. " Bubble said.
"I know, I know, your companion must have gone to play in the fish's stomach. I once saw a fish constantly spitting bubbles. " The cleverest leaf said.
Bubbles see hope. He bid farewell to the leaves and went to look for fish that spit bubbles.
4. Fairy tale of coaxing girlfriend before going to bed: simple and honest pig
Piggy is simple and honest, weasel is cunning, neighbor.
One day, the weasel said to the pig, "Little pig, it's sowing season again." This time, let's sow together and share equally. "
Piglet nodded and said, "All right!"
When sowing, the pig was busy, and the weasel suddenly covered her stomach and said, "Oh, my stomach hurts!" " "
The pig quickly said, "Then go home and rest!" " ! I will do the rest! "
The weasel went home at once. In fact, it didn't go home, but went to play in the forest.
One day, the pig said, "weasel, it's time for us to water the seeds today." Go! " "
But the weasel said, "I'm so sorry!" " I'm going to see the dentist today. My tooth has been hurting for many days! "
The pig nodded and said, "OK, then you should go!" " "
One day, the pig said, "weasel, shall we go to the field to weed today?"
The weasel made another excuse to say; "But I have a headache! It hurts! "
Piggy has to go alone.
In autumn, the fields are full of corn. The pig originally came with the weasel, but the weasel had diarrhea, so the pig took it himself. When it was finished, the weasel came and said, "Oh, dear! I am late! Did you get it all? Thank you! "
At some point, he will share half of the corn. At this moment, the elephant came over and said, "Little pig, don't be fooled by it. It didn't do anything. How can I give it? " ! "
Piggy listened and thought carefully. It said, "Yes! This weasel always makes excuses! Bully honest people! "
With that, he kicked the weasel away.
5. Fairy tale of coaxing your girlfriend before going to bed: the real princess
A long time ago, there was a prince who wanted to marry a real princess. He traveled all over the world looking for her. Although there are many princesses in the world, they are not real princesses, and he is not completely sure. So he regretted going home.
One night, it was really scary. Thunder and lightning, pouring rain pouring down! At this time, someone patted the door and the old king ordered someone to open it. Standing outside is a princess. Rain ran down her hair and clothes, into her shoes and out of her heels. She told them that she was a real princess.
"We will find a way to find out!" The old queen thought about it, but said nothing. She went into the bedroom, took off all the bedding on the bed, put a small pea on the bed board, and then she took twenty mattresses and twenty feather mattresses to spread on it. Let the princess spend the night there.
In the morning, everyone asked her how she slept.
"It's terrible!" The princess said, "I didn't sleep a wink all night! I'm lying on something hard, swollen and blue all over! Too uncomfortable! "
So everyone can believe that she is really a real princess: twenty mattresses and twenty down mattresses can feel peas, but who else has such delicate skin?
So the prince married her, and he finally got a real princess.
6. Fairy tale of coaxing girlfriend before going to bed: a little mouse pulls radish.
An old man planted a radish in the field. He said to the radish, "grow, grow, radish, grow strong!" " Grow, grow, radish, grow up! "
The longer the radish grows, the bigger it gets.
Grandpa went to pull out carrots. He grabbed the leaves of the radish, but "hey, hey, hey" could not be pulled out.
Grandpa shouted: "grandma, grandma, come and help me pull out the radish!" " "
Grandma said, "Alas! I am coming, I am coming. " Grandpa and grandma pull carrots together. Gnome male-"radish still can't be pulled out.
Grandma shouted, "Little girl, little girl, come and help us pull out carrots!" " "
The little girl said, "Alas! I am coming, I am coming. " Grandpa, grandma and the little girl pull carrots together. Gnome male-"radish still can't be pulled out.
Cried the little girl. "Little yellow dog, little yellow dog, come and help us pull out carrots!"
"Wang Wang! I am coming, I am coming. " Grandpa, grandma, little girl and little yellow dog pull carrots together. Gnome male-"radish still can't be pulled out.
Little yellow dog shouted, "Xiaohua Mall, Xiaohua Mall, come and help us pull out carrots!" " "
"Meow meow! I am coming, I am coming. " Grandpa, Grandma, Little Girl, Little Yellow Dog and Xiaohua Mall pull carrots together. Gnome male-"radish still can't be pulled out.
Xiaohua Mall shouted: "Little mouse, little mouse, come and help us pull up the radish!" " "
"Make cheep! I am coming, I am coming. " Grandpa, grandma, little girl, little yellow dog, Xiaohua Mall and little mouse pull out carrots together. "Hey hey hey hey!" The big radish moved. Pull hard again, and finally come out! They happily took the big radish home.
7. bedtime fairy tale: a cake made by grandma kangaroo.
Grandma kangaroo was beautiful when she was young. There are many pursuers! At that time, grandma kangaroo was not only beautiful, but also cooked delicious meals!
However, now grandma kangaroo is old, hunched and clumsy. But the cake she baked is delicious. No matter who has tasted her cake, she will never forget it.
One afternoon, Mr. Xiong and Mrs. Black took their son to visit Grandma Kangaroo's house.
Grandma kangaroo has been busy in the kitchen for a long time. She baked a big round cake with flowers made of cream and a bright red cherry embedded in each flower.
Grandma Kangaroo also poured a line on the cake with chocolate: Happy friends!
When the cake was served on the table, the black bear couple and the bear were shocked. Then they enjoy it together. In less than half an hour, grandma kangaroo's beautiful big cake disappeared without a trace.
Bear asked Grandma Kangaroo, "You have been busy for a whole half day, but we finished your beautiful cake in half an hour. Don't you feel sorry? "
"No," Grandma Kangaroo said with a smile. "Although you ate the cake soon, your satisfied smile will always stay in my heart, and I will be happy when I think about it. My time is worth it ... "
After that, both the host and the guests laughed together.
Love and happiness are priceless. Some people have been looking for love and happiness all their lives, but they don't know that love and happiness are around, in a blooming smile, and in the process of getting along with everyone. Therefore, we should communicate with others in a friendly way and exchange sincerity for sincerity!
8. Fairy tale of fooling your girlfriend before going to bed: a fox who can say but can't do it.
Spring is coming, and small animals are busy planting vegetables and melons. Only the fox lingered in the chaos and refused to do anything.
One day, he came to the door of Brother Xiong's house and saw the bear preparing to dig. He went over and asked, "Hey, Brother Bear, what are you going to plant?" The bear said, "it's you, fox." I'm going to plant sweet potatoes. What are you going to plant? " The fox patted his chest and said, "I want to grow a large piece of watermelon to eat in summer, which is sweet and thirst-quenching." I will send you one then. "
After bidding farewell to the bear, the fox came to the door of Sister Goat's house again. I saw the goat preparing to water it. He went over and asked, "Hey, Sister Goat, what are you going to plant?" The goat said, "Oh, I want to grow Chinese cabbage. What are you going to plant? " The fox shook his head and said, "I want to grow ginseng, which is so nutritious." I will send you one then. "
Leaving the goat's house, the fox came to the rabbit's door again. Rabbits are sowing seeds in the field in front of the house. The fox went over and asked, "Little Rabbit, what are you planting?" Little Nutbrown hare said, "I'm growing radishes. What are you going to plant? " The fox held his head high and said, "I want to grow strawberries." They are sour, sweet and delicious. I will give you a basket then. "
In fact, the fox did nothing at all. He just said it.
In a blink of an eye, autumn has arrived. The bear took his sweet potato and said to the fox, "Fox, I'll treat you to sweet potato." The goat took his cabbage and said to the fox, "Fox, I'll treat you to cabbage." Little rabbit took his carrot and said to the fox, "Fox, I'll treat you to carrots." But the fox doesn't have any seeds. He lowered his head and said, "Thank you. I'm really sorry. I have nothing to eat for you. "
Sister goat went up and patted the fox on the shoulder and said, "Little fox, it is not enough to say yes, but also to do well!" " "
9. bedtime fairy tales: hedgehog and rabbit.
One day, the little rabbit saw a little hedgehog. The little rabbit laughed at the little hedgehog and said, "You look ok elsewhere, but your legs are too bent."
The hedgehog replied, "Don't laugh at me yet. Although my legs are bent and yours are straight, I run faster than you. Let's have a competition if you don't believe me. But I have to go home before the game. "
When he got home, Little Hedgehog told his wife about his race with Little Rabbit. Hedgehog's wife is anxious: "You are really crazy! Look at how long the rabbit's legs are and how fast it runs. Look at your legs again. It's short and curved. Can you outrun it? "
But the hedgehog said unconvinced, "although the rabbit runs faster than me, I am smarter than the rabbit." I have a good idea. I'm sure I can beat the rabbit. Tell you what, you wait here, and the rabbit and I will run from the other side of the forest. When the rabbit comes here, you say,' I have arrived.' He must believe it, because rabbits can't tell us apart. "
Hedgehog and his wife discussed it like this, and then Hedgehog went to find the rabbit. The little hedgehog and the little rabbit came to the other side of the forest together and started a race. The rabbit rushed out in one step and disappeared in the blink of an eye. The hedgehog, on the other hand, unhurriedly returned to its original place. When the little rabbit ran to the finish line, he saw a little hedgehog waiting for it. Little rabbit couldn't believe his eyes.
"How is that possible? Why don't we run again and come back? You can't catch up with me this time! " The little rabbit said unconvinced.
"Run, run!" Hedgehog wife looks indifferent.
So the little rabbit and the little hedgehog's wife began to run back again. This time, the little rabbit almost exhausted all his strength, but he still saw the little hedgehog waiting for it at the finish line from a distance.
Little Nutbrown hare was very surprised. He ran for a long time and finally stopped.
"Hedgehog really runs faster than me!" The little rabbit panted.
10. Fairy tale of coaxing your girlfriend before going to bed: Come on, fish.
Dada, the cat, sits on the boat and fishes, but the fish never take the bait.
A magical straw hat in the river joked with Dada and quietly hung himself on the hook. Dada forcibly lifted the fishing rod. "Pa!" When the straw hat came, Dada got a fright and fell into the water with a splash. The straw hat finally dragged Dada to the boat, panting with fatigue. In order to apologize to Dada, the straw hat taught Dada A a magical formula: "halahala ha!" Can make the fish jump on the boat by themselves.
"halahala ha!" Dada read aloud on the water. "pa!" A fish came out of the water and jumped into the boat.
"halahala ha!" Dada, keep reading. "pa!" Another fish jumped into the boat.
Dada continued reading and the fish continued to jump into the boat. There were more and more fish on board, and the ship began to sink slowly. However, Dada is still reading: "halahala ha!" The straw hat swam around the river and returned to the boat. It cried anxiously, "Stop! Don't look any more. Stop! " However, it is too late. As another fish jumped into the boat, the boat began to sink.
Dada fell into the water again, but he was still reading: "halahala!" "The fish scrambled to jump on his head, as if taking part in the high jump.
Dada drowned and finally stopped. He was dragged ashore by a straw hat and said in fear, "That was close, because I was too greedy!" " "
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