Who can tell me two jokes? Adopt it with a smile.

Eight people eat, and they call the waiter: "waiter, tea." The waiter stretched out his finger to check "1, 2, 3" one by one. . . They said, pour tea. "The waiter will check" 8, 7 and 6 "in turn. . . "After a while, turtle soup was served. They asked the waiter," Waiter, does this turtle want soup? " The waiter replied, "Yes, the tortoise eats soup." After a while, seven turtle eggs were served. They called the waiter: "Waiter, help us divide this plate of turtle eggs." The waiter said, "You eight people, how do you divide these seven bastards?"