English jokes about the theme of National Day (with Chinese translation)

A perfect man and a perfect woman have a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met at a perfect party. They dated for two whole years. They had a perfect wedding and a perfect honeymoon. They have two perfect children. One day, the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving the perfect car. They saw an elf on the side of the road. Because they were perfect people, they picked him up. When the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving with the elves, somehow they had an accident. Two people died and one survived. Who's dead and who's alive? Perfect women, because perfect men and elves are not real. Good, really good One day, these two beautiful southern ladies were sitting on the front porch drinking iced tea. One of the women held out her hand for another woman to see. She said with a long southern accent, "Look at the ring my husband gave me." . Isn't it beautiful? Another woman replied, "Oh, that's good, really good. The first woman went on to say, "Just last month, he took me on a Caribbean cruise." . The second woman replied, "Oh, that's good, really good. Honey, has your husband never bought you anything nice or sent you to a good place? "Oh," the second woman replied, "when we first got married, he did send me to etiquette school." . ' Why did he do it? The first woman asked. To this, the second beautiful southern woman replied, "You see, in the past, when someone told me about the jewelry their husband gave them, or he sent her on a trip, I would say that I didn't like weirdos, but now I say that's good, really good." Perfect man, perfect woman There was once a perfect man and a perfect woman who met at a perfect party. The perfect date lasted for two years, and then they had a perfect wedding and a perfect honeymoon. Then they had two perfect children. One day, the perfect man and the perfect woman were traveling in their perfect car. They saw an elf by the roadside. Because they are perfect men and women, they gave the elf a ride. Because the perfect man and the beautiful woman were carrying elves, they somehow had an accident. Among them, two dead people spent their whole lives. Guess who died and who survived? Of course, the perfect woman survived, because the perfect man and elf are simply illusory. Yes, it is. One day, two beautiful southern ladies were sitting on the front porch drinking iced tea. At this time, one of the ladies held out her hand to show it to another lady. She said lazily with a long southern accent, "Look at this ring. My husband gave it to me. Isn't it beautiful? " Another lady replied, "Oh, yes, it's really good." The first lady went on to say, "Just last month, he took me to the Caribbean." The second lady replied, "Oh, yes, it's really good." "Hey, honey, did your husband buy you anything good or take you to a beautiful place?" "Well," the second lady replied, "when we first got married, he sent me to etiquette school." "Why would he do that?" The first woman asked. The second beautiful southern lady replied, "Oh, you see, in the past, when someone told me about the jewelry their husbands bought or the places they had been, I would only say it was great, but now I would say it was good, really good."