A joke to relieve stress (work stress)

A college student looked in the mirror for a long time in the dormitory and suddenly said, I am so handsome!

The roommate replied coldly: it's too hard, even lying to yourself.

02

Two women quarreled in the office, and the manager couldn't bear it: "What's the quarrel? Say the reason! "

Hearing this, the two women struggled to keep their words.

"That's enough!"

The manager roared, "The ugly comes first!"

Suddenly, the world is quiet ... It is wise to stop fighting!

03

Freshmen in Grade Two are new to physics class, and they all find it difficult to learn physics. The physics teacher was teaching physics learning methods in class when suddenly a student farted.

Hearing this, the teacher frowned and said, "Students, physics is difficult to learn, but it can still be learned well. Don't be discouraged! " "

04

One day, the headmaster came to listen to the geography teacher's class. The teacher came to the classroom with a globe to attract the students' attention and asked, What else is there in our classroom?

The student replied: the headmaster. The teacher immediately said eagerly, that's not something!

05

Uncle Liu is a branch secretary in the village. He wants a grandson with all his heart, but he doesn't know if his son will live up to his expectations and have a boss or daughter. Uncle Liu was depressed, so he named him Zhao Di.

I didn't know that the second child was a daughter, so I renamed it;

The third child is still a daughter, and the name is still recruited;

Old four is still a daughter. Uncle Liu knelt in front of the ancestral tablet and cried in the dark. When he finished, he gave Old Four a name-a unique trick.

06

Math teacher: "There are three glasses of wine on the table. I'll buy one for your father. How many more? "

Student: "None."

Math teacher: "What? Don't you understand what I mean? I repeat, there are three glasses of wine on the table. Let me buy your father a drink. How many more? "

Student: "There really isn't."

Math teacher: "Do you know math?"

Student: "Sir, you don't understand my father's temper. He won't put down his glass when he sees wine on the table. "