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The boy who chased me for half a year suddenly got married yesterday. Knowing this news, I still saw it in the wedding wishes of other friends' circle of friends.

In addition to shock, more is relief. At that time, his words were so sincere that I almost believed them. Unexpectedly, yesterday! ! ! He actually married another girl, Fengzi. The tug-of-war that lasted for half a year ended in the son's marriage. This sultry operation was caught off guard, a cool song. Although this half-year relationship is not a love relationship, there is always a feeling of being forced to wear a green hat.

Things won't happen to me. I thought the plot was the TV series Qiong Yao.

There is a saying in my heart that mom doesn't know when to sell the batch.

So, you had a baby with someone else while flirting with me?

This classmate, is the operation so coquettish?

The boy chasing me is my junior high school classmate, and my childhood classmates always have some mutual affection; Although there was no contact in the middle years, I always felt that I was no stranger to him. As far as I can remember, he is a little annoyed and always tells some puzzling cold jokes. Things that used to make people laugh and cry are a little warm now.

Half a year ago, when he was rejected from a different place, he told me that he would wait, and as a result ... he waited ... in less than half a year, good morning and good evening every day, punching in, swearing, and sincere affection turned into jokes. He turned around and got a marriage certificate with someone else.

I don't like it that much, but I pretend to be infatuated.

I used to feel indebted to each other. I really believe in your evil.

When a girl rejects a boy, she will feel more or less guilty. During the time of chasing you, he brought you breakfast, send warm, and went to get wet in the wind and rain for you and catch turtles in the five oceans. Rejection brings sincerity again and again until you feel you owe him. I think, don't promise him.

However, you can never tell whether he is sincere or hypocritical. Perhaps, you just aroused his competitive desire, perhaps, that time happened to be his empty window. You believe what he said. Obviously, there are 100 strategies to see through love rat, but the authorities are so fascinated that you almost got into a thief boat.

It turns out that boys can spin so fast. A boy who keeps saying that he likes you for many years, and a boy who keeps saying that I am waiting for you, can quickly turn around and get a marriage certificate after pursuing you for half a year. You have no heart. Sometimes love rat's routine is really sweet.

I used to think that love rat was far away from me. And I am confident in my IQ, and I will never do anything routine. As a result, I will be slapped by reality. There is really such a boy in this world who is willing to go to heaven and earth for you, and his love story is in your heart. But you can also turn around and leave without taking a cloud with you.

Love rat won't let his heart wander, he will play a good mouth gun, and he will put you in prison by letting you know whether you are halal or hypocritical. But until the last moment, you will never find his routine. The boy who makes you laugh, treats you well, chats with you and escorts you is not necessarily just your hero.

No one is always the same. The simple and straightforward big boy in my memory may have been washed away beyond recognition by reality. Once upon a time, you were still sneering at money, and now, you are still bending over for money. In the past, you simply thought that it was enough for two people to like each other, but now you also think a lot. Haven't you changed, too How can you expect others to remain the same?

In feelings, the shelf life of love, the parties are not clear, how can you promise others? What I liked at that time was true, and it is true that I don't like it now. As for the sentence I like you all my life, I really can only let time answer it.

Once upon a time, we thought we could fly away, naive, brave and strong.

Later, we weighed the pros and cons, went our separate ways, drifted away and drifted around.

Really hard to find, as long as you love hard when you love. Don't cheat, and it's better not to be cheated.

Who doesn't like two of a kind? If you don't like each other, at least don't cheat.

Finally, I would like to wish the love rat love rat rollover scene all over the world. May your sincerity never be disappointed, and may your sincerity be entrusted by others.