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Who has the complete version of the joke about polar bears plucking their fur?
Part I
There is a polar bear
Living in the Arctic
This is the only one
It thinks It was very boring, so
it started to pluck out its own hair
one hair, two hairs and three hairs...
It didn’t take long to finish plucking it out
After pulling it out, it said:
"It's so cold..."
Part II
The penguin passed by later
When I saw a pile of polar bear fur on the ground
I ran to ask the polar bear what was wrong
The polar bear told the penguin everything
But the penguin didn't believe it...
So the penguin started to pull out one by one...
When it was done~~ it said...
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"What the polar bear said is true...it's really cold!!!"
Part III
The news spread to Africa
A tiger in Africa didn’t believe it
He deliberately lay down on the savanna
Let the sun expose him
Thinking about starting to pull out the hair on his body
One by one...and soon all the hair on its body was plucked out
It was stunned for a moment
It said... .........
"The polar bear is lying...I have plucked all my fur...I won't feel cold..."
Part IV
While polar bears, penguins and tigers were plucking their hair...
The king of beasts, the lion, learned the news...
It only Fans are wondering...why are a bunch of animals plucking their hair? !
Is this a new trend?
So lions also joined the ranks of hair plucking...
One pinch...two pinches...three pinches. ..
When the lion finished plucking his mane~~~nothing happened...
Just when the lion regretted his boring behavior...
Another lion rushed over at a very fast speed...
There was a cry@#$amp;*After that...
The lion Crying and saying........................
"Woooo~~~~It turned out that all the hair was removed The hair will be mistaken for a lioness by someone of the same sex...by @#*"
Part V
A turtle also ran to the North Pole
He also wanted to pluck it out Hair
So the tortoise said...
"Damn it, I have no hair..."
As a result, a horse at the equator sneezed and said. .Who's talking about me... I'm so cold
Part VI
Birds flying in the sky
I saw a bunch of animals plucking their feathers below, so Come and have a look too.
One hair, two hairs, three hairs...
After plucking it out, it said...
"Yeah... .....Can't fly!"
He fell to his death after that.
Part VII
The lion and the tiger were very angry that the polar bear was lying
So they set out to the North Pole to find the polar bear's theory
And when the lion and the tiger After the tiger arrived after traveling for several months
Of course the fur grew again
So after they met
the polar bear said to the lion and tiger
Really, if you don’t believe me, you can ask the penguin
Otherwise you will know after plucking it again
Then the lion and tiger began to plucking their fur again in doubt
The turtle that arrived later also joined everyone
In the end everyone came to the same conclusion
"It's really cold!!!"
Part VIII The Ultimate Big Game Ending
At this time, the legendary Neptune monster came to the North Pole. At the North Pole
Using Neptune's high technology, he built a "North Pole Geocenter Hot Spring Sauna" "
We gathered heroes from all walks of life to watch it pluck out its hair in the oven and then said:
"In fact, it may not be cold. !? It’s so hot!?"
Haha...it’s been very cold these days....
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