How to tell jokes? Can you tell me a few?

The IT manager walked into a ramen restaurant: "Do you need a client?"? Boss: "The noodles are usually served by the waiter. You only need a client when you are busy."

Someone The police went to Thailand to handle the case and called a girl at night. After several twists and turns, the young lady kept touching the policeman’s penis while he was in his arms. The policeman was very comfortable and asked: "Do you want to come again?" The lady sadly said: "No, I just miss it a lot. I used to..."

A leader was mobilizing for military recruitment, and the secretary wrote this sentence Words: Both married and unmarried young people must register! When the leader was reading the manuscript, he read aloud: Married monks and unmarried young people must register!

A female employee who had just started working was painting lines on a highway. The boss discovered that she painted 4 kilometers on the first day, 2 kilometers on the second day, and only 1 kilometer on the third day. Then he asked her: Why do you brush slower and slower? The female employee replied: Because I am getting farther and farther away from the paint bucket every day!

I even wanted to go clubbing on Monday night. I was feeling uneasy and prayed to Lady Guanyin: "Can I go clubbing tonight?" Sister Guanyin gestured to me with her right hand: "OK!" I didn't feel guilty at all.