My female colleague invited me to her house to play mahjong, but how can two people play mahjong?

That year, my cousin went to learn to dance square dance, one was to lose weight, and the other was to see if there was any aunt who could help introduce someone. That night, my cousin was dancing, and a young man came to dance together. Cousin is very happy! After the dance, the young man said to his cousin, "Aunt, I am not young. If you know a good girl, introduce me to one ... "

Humor joke: I once had a close relationship with a girl when I was a freshman. She called my house from time to time. But in the end, mom just grabbed the phone and told me to stop harassing me! More than ten years have passed, and no girls have a crush on me anymore. My mother sighs every time she thinks about it: "How could I push this blind daughter-in-law away with my own hands!"

A beautiful female colleague called me last night and invited me to play mahjong at her house. I asked who called, and my female colleague said it was just me and her. After listening, I hung up. After I hung up the phone, the more I thought about it, the more angry I became: Do you think she is mentally ill? How do two people play mahjong?

Humorous joke: I took a bus with my wife today and suddenly met my lover. She didn't see my wife beside me. She came to me and said I was pregnant. My daughter-in-law looked at me doubtfully. I immediately stood up and said to my lover, then you sit and I stand. I'm so witty!