Funny and funny jingle

The funny and amusing jingle is as follows:

1. One person lives forever, two people are full of tenderness, three people miss each other day and night, and four people share the same bed and have different dreams.

2. Everything is inferior, only power is high; there is never an ugly man, as long as there is money. You are tall, handsome, and so lovable that sooner or later you will be put into a sack and thrown into the sea.

3. If love lasts for a long time, how can we be like pigs and pigs? In the sky, we would like to be like winged birds, and on earth, we would like to be pigs with tails; let alone the taste of a pig's head.

4. If you want to buy, take it with you, hurry up; don’t miss a good opportunity, opportunities don’t come every day, take action when it’s time.

5. Glow-in-the-dark glass of grape wine, perfect for toasting with friends. When you raise your head, you can't see the moon in the sky; when you lower your head and move forward, your figure is long. Don't laugh when you lie drunk in a wine shop. You can only stop drinking when your close friend is drunk.

6. Good friends are good friends, and nothing can be done without the wine in the cup. One day in the Yellow River, a wave will take a sip of wine!

7. Because men are careless, women are considerate; because men are sincere, women are tempted; because men are sincere, women are assured; because men are carefree, women are sad!

8. Oil prices have risen, vegetable prices have risen, and house prices have risen, but wages have not risen. It is difficult to find a job, a girlfriend, and a wife. Life is really difficult.

9. When a beautiful woman turns around, she will scare a cow to death; she cannot follow you because you are too ugly. She laughs and asks the ugly girl why she has gold and oil. It depends on whether you leave, even if you are all Yes, I won’t bow my head either.