Sketch line "After power failure"

Character: A= Li Nainai in the neighborhood B= taxi driver C= Fan Laoliu D= Fan Laoliu's home.

E= TV station director F= businessman with accent

Scene: Grandma is sitting in a chair downstairs, and it's dark all around-there's no electricity.

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A: There is no power outage early or late. There is no TV at this point. Uh-huh ... Oriental Time and Space won't say it, nor will Focus Interview. So, I have to call the TV station.

B: This power outage, maybe everyone will come later, hehe. ...

(AB crashes together)

A: ouch!

B: whose child is in a daze. Hey.

A: Hey, this kid, I have watched him grow up since childhood, and he is honest.

Sorry, Li Nainai. Why are you looking at me? What are you doing? You're worried.

I always think about that TV show.

Really? What's on?

A: junior ... Karaoke ... Grand Prix (A and B laugh at the same time).

B: Ha, ha, ha, grandma, what kind of juvenile karaoke grand prix do you watch at your age? You should see the sunset, the sun and the red, that's the only way to taste grandma. Ha ha laugh ...

A: No big or small. I said Kiko, (b: Oh. Walk slowly. Don't drive after drinking.

B: That's right. Grandma, I'm not driving today. The leader of the unit said that the living space program tonight was about the driver in front of us, which was very nice. Finally, there is another sentence, which is to the taste of our people.

What do you mean?

B: It's called, um ... telling the stories of ordinary people themselves. Well, I can't learn well, grandma.

C: What a pity! There is no power outage here early, and there is no power outage at night! It happened that the power went out at the moment, which was a close call. How can such a good game between the Olympic team and Daewoo team in South Korea catch up with the power outage? Oh, Brother Huang, why are you still in the mood to drink? Drive me to the gym to watch the football match!

B: I can't drive here when I'm drinking.

C: Oh, come with me, hey! As the saying goes, I would rather watch the ball than eat, and I should watch enough without looking at my wife. ...

D: whatever, um, (c: alas, this. I can't help you, Liu. You say you watch TV and football at home, so forget it if others can't see you. Why are you still running out? Hey, let's see that he looks like a man of that age in this dress. (C: move: blow the whistle) After talking so much and watching so much football, our old Liu seems to be ill. Hey, this is great. The power went out, too. You are tired. Don't bother. Let's eat quickly.

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C: how do you eat this? This is a big joke! I'm on the Olympic team. Without the Olympic team, there would be no me. Without me, there would be no home. Without this home, there would be no you. Without you, there would be no such bowl of rice. What can I eat without this bowl of rice!

D: eat noodles, eat noodles!

C: Then why don't you understand? Brother Huang (b: alas) Li Nainai (a: alas) usually doesn't feel anything when he doesn't watch TV. Why didn't my heart decline when the power went out? (a: shaking his head helplessly)

What do you mean?

D: You have to eat anyway. look at you ...

C: (move: grab it) woo ... bring it (squat down to eat noodles) woo. ...

D: Don't laugh, Brother Huang. Usually Lao Liu is ok, but it's not like this (B: Ah … Ah …)

A: Alas (after D), it's all because of power failure and disdain for TV, alas. ...

B: Speaking of grandma, be content. You always watch TV at home, but I'm different. Since I turned on the TV host of CCTV, I like one-Sun Xiaomei. You see, when I left the car early in the morning, she said' good morning'. When I was driving home, I happened to catch up with her and said' goodbye, audience friends' (moved: shaking my head and sighing). I especially liked Liu X in my early years, but now I can't see her when I get out of the car during the day. Alas, I really miss her ... (moving: drinking water)

C: (move: raise your head) Brother Huang, (move: grab B's hand) Do you like Liu X, too? ! (B: Mm-hmm ...) Oh, my dear friend! (Moves: Pull B down, grab the bottle, buddy, do it! (Hey, save some ...) To tell the truth, I even take Liu X as the standard when looking for a wife.

B: (moving: turn around and stand up) Hey, sister-in-law, I really haven't rewarded you well for so many years! (Table: All smiles)

Put that thing down Don't stand there making trouble! (Pointing to C) Tell you, I can officially tell you, and then mention Liu X Liu X's me. I am in a hurry with you. You don't want to eat noodles when you go with her (move: pick an apron and throw C)! What a pity! (complaining to a and b)

C: You see, she bullied me because she looks like Liu X at home! entreat ...

D: Call me a bully! ……

Oh, I'm new here. I am director Zhuang of CCTV. Please take care of me in the future, hehehe. ...

Yes, yes ... I think you look familiar, I remember. You forgot that one day at the East Gate, you wanted a ride. After passing several Li Xia buses, you stopped and stood by me. When you arrived at Ximen, it was only 1 yuan. I wanted to issue an invoice, but I was not allowed to write the date. (e: move: cover B's mouth quickly)

E: Is that Zhuang Q? It's me. (Move: Tell everyone) After that, everyone, the children went on TV, and the old lady was a guest and asked me for something.

Everyone: Oh, oh ... Come on, sit down, sit down. (move: around e)

Everyone: (Give their opinions)

E: (moving: waving) It seems that the voice of the masses is quite high!

Guys: Yes, yes. ...

E: Then let's do it one by one. Hey, you're welcome.

C: Well, Director Zhuang, I suggest that your TV station can set up a football station to broadcast enough football matches so that we football fans can have a good time. If Liu X can be the host of the football table, it will be a fire! Forget the pain and step aside! )

A: Director Zhuang (E: Hey) I suggest that children's programs should be multicast, and children's food advertisements should be broadcast less. E: My grandson wants one when he sees one. I am old, so I can stand it!

(burst into laughter)

E: I will definitely report your comments and questions to the above. Whether it works or not is another matter.

C: Well, why not? B: Director Zhuang!

E: My work is respected by everyone at the TV station. Everyone will bow their heads when they see me. Even the director is afraid to look up if I don't let him.

Are you a minister?

I'm a barber at the TV station.

No, I thought you were Director Zhuang.

E: I'm Director Zhuang. My surname is Zhuang. I am a famous destructive knife.

You are a troublemaker!

Voice: Ding Lingling ... Ding Lingling ...

F: Don't make trouble. Make trouble again, or make trouble again. I'm watching TV now. If you make trouble again, I'll fire you (with a mobile phone in one hand and a' TV' in the other)

(The crowd is talking)

B: What's this, this, this?

F: Obviously, this is a small pocket TV.

C: (moving: screaming) Ah! The electricity is on!

F: Hey, I said, Miss Liu, why are you chattering like a psycho all the time? Look around, it's dark, only my place has electricity. My department is electricity, alternating current,

Supplement:

You can do this by plugging in one of the two energy-saving devices.

A: Have a look.

E: Come and sit down. ...

Can you broadcast a football table?

F: Oh, no, absolutely not.

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D: What about the TV series?

F: That would be even worse.

A Let's see if my grandson has won the prize.

F: The old woman squeezes, and your grandson squeezes. It's not my grandson. Why should I watch your grandson squeeze?

B: I've never met in person. I just sit in Li Xia at most. Oh, don't argue with me. At this rate, I will face economic losses.

E: (moving: pointing at the TV) I said, Ding ... Ding Laobai, can you watch bad TV?

F: I am in your department. Don't get too close. You're not in business. You're not here. Look at what is happening now, the stock market. Let's introduce the stream department again, followed by the male department. If I don't understand the stock market, then I will jump down from a very high building and brush it! Wash it!

C: What about the stock market?

F: I also need to know the foreign exchange rate.

E: I saw the foreign exchange market.

F: Then I must master the economic information.

How about reading economic information?

I will continue to enjoy variety shows in Zheng Da. Oh ... Miss Ding, have fun.

E: Speaking of which, Ding S and I are still buddies.

You know Ding!

E: Nothing.

Everyone: alas, the electricity is on! Hey, the power is on! Great!

F (screaming) Wow!

E: What's the matter!

F: Are you kidding? B: What's the matter? ) You all called. My battery is dead!

Everyone: Alas. ...

..... curtain call ...