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2. If you want to be permanent, you must find it in pain. If nothing else, just a sleepless night, or an unexpected afternoon, can let you taste what is called "forever". The thorn of life is here. What you are persistent will not disappear, and what you are not persistent will disappear.
3, some wishes, if frequently noticed in this life, will bury a foreshadowing that will pass by in the next life, and you can make persistent efforts to pursue them and stay together in the future. -Bi Shumin
You'd better learn something when you feel sad and miserable. Learning will make you invincible. You may be old, you may stay up late, you may be lovelorn, you may watch the world around you destroyed by a group of lunatics, and you may know that your reputation has been vilified by people with ulterior motives. At this time, there is only one thing worth doing-learning.
5. It always seems so far away before the dream comes true.
6. No one can comfort anyone. We can only watch the original faith break and crack in the inner storm. The rebirth period is too long to see the end. At this time, if you meet the right book, its influence will last for a lifetime. So the restoration period turned into a reading period. A person said nothing, but something in his heart was quietly reshaping and growing.
7. The distance is terrible because I don't know if the other person misses you or forgets you.
8. You don't want to grow flowers. You said, I don't want to see it, it's a little withered. Yes, in order to avoid the end, you avoided the beginning.
9. Meeting the right person at the right time is nonsense, and meeting the right person at the wrong time is called youth.
10, when you are richest, your life is also poorest. The faultfinder can find faults even in heaven. A peaceful person can live a happy life anywhere, and has an optimistic attitude, just like living in a palace. There is no need to go through all kinds of hardships to find new things, whether it is clothes or friends. Turn over the old ones and give them back. Nothing has changed, but we are changing.
1 1. As long as people can control their own lives, they can always find time. This sentence is like a loud slap in the face, humiliating all modern people who are chased by time. There is no distinction between high and low roles in the world, and your time is your role. The only criterion for testing a person is to see where he puts his time. Don't deceive yourself, when life comes to an end, only time won't lie.
12. The people who agreed to go to the movies together didn't see it, and they didn't go to the places where they had been. The good relationship between them has long since vanished. But have you ever thought that the most terrible thing in this world is not the impetuousness of others, but a casual sentence from others, but you really believe it?
13, if you need me, I am here. This is the perfect distance: I am here, in my city, at my home. Please remember that I will always come to your side to help you when you need it, but I won't bother you, get involved in your life, tell you what to do, or advise you how to live ... I won't get too close, but I'm here, willing to listen to you at any time and help you out.
14, every time you gamble on all options to trust someone, you actually gamble on your own trust. If you really lose the bet, in fact, you are the most uncomfortable. It is actually your kindness to feel that you don't die a natural death.
15, we always have too many regrets and too many regrets. But I don't know that today's smile is the most precious.
16, even if life is a tragedy, we should play this tragedy to the fullest, and don't lose the grandeur and joy of the tragedy; Even if life is a dream, we should dream with relish and don't lose the emotion and fun of the dream.
17, you are mine, half of the poem, half buried with love, half buried with body, you are mine, half of the poem, and no one is allowed to change a word. -Haizi
18, you can't ask for life without wind and rain, because pain and suffering are part of life. A storm-free ocean is not a sea, but a mud pond.
19, the person who likes you loves life; See the world clearly with people who don't like you.
20. Let me use a whole picture of youth to find you. -Xu Zhimo
Idioms with the same initial and suffix and their explanations
Bed accumulation
Idiom explanation: metaphor is redundant and repetitive. Share a bed.
Put a bed on the bed chung shān chung.
Idiom explanation: It is a metaphor for unnecessary overlap.
Congcong in bed
Idiom explanation: metaphor is redundant and repetitive.
Make a bed under the bed xi ān chung
Idiom explanation: Metaphor is meaningless repetition. Share a bed.
Beans burning beans
Idiom explanation: It is a metaphor for brothers killing each other.
Wrong pass, yǐ chun.
Idiom explanation: spread the wrong thing from the beginning, and the more it spreads, the more wrong it becomes.
Wrong and wrong y ǐ z: and
Idiom explanation: spread what is wrong, and the more you spread it, the more wrong it is.
Fail to prevent
Interpretation of idioms: guard against: guard against. Thinking about defense, but not enough time to guard against it.
This is impossible to stop.
Idiom definition: prevention: preparedness; Victory: exhausted; I totally agree. Describe the defense.
If you divide it for a long time, you will divide it into fēn jiǔ b h, h Ji ē b f ē n.
Idiom explanation: refers to the impermanence of people or things, and there is no fixed difference.
Won't be a country, gu jiāng b ancient?
Idiom explanation: the country will be unsustainable. Refers to the country's situation is very bad, there is a danger of national subjugation.
Crown and crown
Idiom explanation: gild the lily, which is a metaphor for unnecessary actions.
Hua Li Hua Hu
Idiom explanation: Words have other meanings.
There's something in it. Hu Henian is not ng yǐu Hu.
Idiom explanation: it means that there are other meanings implied in the speech.
I can't mention it, J incarnation B Shen J incarnation.
Interpretation of idioms: citation: enumeration; Invincible: endless. The list goes on and on. Describe a lot.
The door must be jing mn yǒu jing.
Interpretation of idioms: As the old saying goes, a general is also a general.
gold
Idiom explanation: what you see is what you don't see.
Have you met Kim So-yeon?
Interpretation of idioms: See what you have not seen. Describing what you see is quite novel.
Strive for Excellence j and jīng y gas j and ng
Idiom explanation: essence: perfection; Benefits: more. It's already beautiful; This also requires better. Refers to the high pursuit of a skill or academic; There is no end.
Flat chakra
Idiom definition: Lunbian: a famous car-making worker in the State of Qi in the Spring and Autumn Period; Wheels: cut wood with a knife and axe to make wheels. Of skill.
Those who come badly will not come to Li zhch not b Shn, Shn zhch not b Li.
Idiom explanation: people who come are not kind, and kind people will not come, so we must be vigilant.
Dream in a dream
Idiom explanation: originally in Buddhist language, the metaphor is illusory. Later, it was also a metaphor for nonsense.
Year after year, year after year
Idiom explanation: Year after year.
Difficult, nn HQ nn
Idiom explanation: very difficult.
The answer to the mystery of love is one word.
1, I am in your heart. (A: Wu)
2. The two reunited. (answer: rudder)
3. A pair of eyes are connected. (A: Li)
4. I met two hearts on the first floor. (answer: Pi)
5. The two snuggled up and lived under the grass. (A: Fu)
6. I am beautiful in the East and the Yellow River flows in the West. (answer: you)
7. Bloody from old age to old age. (Answer: Disk)
8. First of all, be sincere. (A: Lan)
9. Willows are reluctant to add acacia. (A: Peng)
10, get together and fall in love. (Answer: Both)
1 1, matchmaking. (Answer: two)
12, beautiful people go out to entertain themselves. (answer: hexagrams)
13, this is love, no one can tell. (answer: kiss)
14, lock the core. (answer: boring)
15. Step into the Year of the Loong hand in hand. (answer: vibration)
16, the West Lake is foggy. (A: Qing)
17, how can he be relieved when he goes? (answer: do)
18. (A: Qu)
19, flirting. (answer: voice)
20. I used to worry about it. (Answer: Core)
2 1, both lovers are led by the red line. (answer: affix)
22. A pair of lovers shall have Jill. (Answer: Hey)
You are mine, half a poem, half a beloved, half a buried body.
1. None of us agreed to go to the movies together, and we didn't go anywhere, and our good relationship has long since vanished. But have you ever thought that the most terrible thing in this world is not the impetuousness of others, but a casual sentence from others, but you really believe it?
2. Love living around people who like you; See the world clearly with people who don't like you.
No one can comfort anyone. We can only watch the original faith break and crack in the inner storm. The rebirth period is too long to see the end. At this time, if you meet the right book, its influence will last for a lifetime. So the restoration period turned into a reading period. A person said nothing, but something in his heart was quietly reshaping and growing.
4. It always seems so far away before the dream comes true.
5. Some wishes, if frequently noticed in this life, will bury a foreshadowing that will pass by in the next life, and you can make persistent efforts to pursue them and stay together in the future.
6. As long as people can control their own lives, they can always find time. This sentence is like a loud slap in the face, humiliating all modern people who are chased by time. There is no distinction between high and low roles in the world, and your time is your role. The only criterion for testing a person is to see where he puts his time. Don't deceive yourself, when life comes to an end, only time won't lie.
7, you are mine, half of the poem, half with love, half with body buried, you are mine, half of the poem, no one is allowed to change a word.
8. Even if life is a tragedy, we should make this tragedy vivid and not lose its magnificence and comfort. Even if life is a dream, we should dream with relish and don't lose the emotion and fun of the dream.
9. We always have too many regrets and regrets. But I don't know that today's smile is the most precious.
10, let me spend a whole picture of youth looking for you.
1 1. As long as you have a dream, life will be beautiful.
12, one day, looking back suddenly, you will find that the person who gave you a lot of pain is also your salvation.
13, dare to try and know how to return to your most suitable position in time. This is not a sign of cowardice. On the contrary, it is rare wisdom to admit your limitations and burn them effectively.
14, girl, you don't need a gorgeous appearance, just simple, clean and warm.
15, I don't know where to start, we are used to blaming reality for everything we can't do well. Actually, what does this have to do with reality? In the final analysis, all breakups and separations are just not enough love or love deeply enough, so when setbacks, poverty and distance strike, two people's hands are scattered. In fact, what we need most is someone who can firmly believe in the future with ourselves, not someone who always uses reality as an excuse to push us away.
16, one day you will know that the bus takes 5 minutes to run 1 and the subway takes 4 minutes to run 1, but our love may last 1 for a lifetime. I don't want to get on the wrong bus or let you get off at the wrong station.
17, be optimistic, prepare for the worst, and accept all the realities at the same time.
18, friends are not people who can help you when you are in trouble, but they must be people who won't laugh at you.
19, who has walked through whose youth and left a smile; Who stayed in whose flower season, warm thoughts.
Time flies faster and faster, and it gets shorter every year. When I was a student, I often listened to trivial things discussed by my elders, such as work, love, marriage and children that I thought I would never meet. Suddenly one day I found myself carried forward by them, and then I found that, oh, even this day, no one could escape.
2 1, you don't want to grow flowers. You said, I don't want to see it, it's a little withered. Yes, in order to avoid the end, you avoided the beginning.
22. When you are the richest, your life is the poorest. The faultfinder can find faults even in heaven. A peaceful person can live a happy life anywhere, and has an optimistic attitude, just like living in a palace. There is no need to go through all kinds of hardships to find new things, whether it is clothes or friends. Turn over the old ones and give them back. Nothing has changed, but we are changing.
Meeting the right person at the right time is nonsense, and meeting the right person at the wrong time is called youth.
You'd better learn something when you feel sad and miserable. Learning will make you invincible. You may be old, you may stay up late, you may be lovelorn, you may watch the world around you destroyed by a group of lunatics, and you may know that your reputation has been vilified by people with ulterior motives. At this time, there is only one thing worth learning.
25, the distance is terrible, because I don't know if the other person misses you or forgets you.
If you need me, I'm here. This is the perfect distance: I am here, in my city, at my home. Please remember that I will always come to your side to help you when you need it, but I won't bother you, get involved in your life, tell you what to do, or advise you how to live ... I won't get too close, but I'm here, willing to listen to you at any time and help you out.
27. It is never unforgivable to worry about other people's feelings. Emotion is a luxury, and some people have never been in love in their lives. Love is like a flower in a vase, it can't last forever.
28. If you want to be permanent, you must find it in pain. If nothing else, just a sleepless night, or an unexpected afternoon, can let you taste what is called "forever". The thorn of life is here. What you are persistent will not disappear, and what you are not persistent will disappear.
29. You can't ask for a life without storms, because pain and suffering are part of life. A storm-free ocean is not a sea, but a mud pond.
30. Every time you gamble on all the choices to trust someone, you actually gamble on your own trust. If you really lose the bet, in fact, you are the most uncomfortable. It is actually your kindness to feel that you don't die a natural death.
3 1, only oneself know whether it hurts or not, and only oneself understand whether it has changed or not. Close your eyes and tell yourself quietly.
32. What kind of person are you, what kind of songs you will hear, what kind of articles you will see, what kind of words you will write, and what kind of people you will meet.
33. Alienation is sometimes really a very powerless thing, because everyone is moving forward and will become busy from doing nothing. You used to be close to that person, maybe it's just because you were both free at the same time.
34. Ability determines what you can do. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines what kind of person you will become.
35, someone confessed to you, you pretend to turn a blind eye; Someone makes you full of holes, but you can bear it. Because I don't like it, no matter how good it is, I turn a deaf ear; Because we care too much, no matter how bad it is, we are willing. We always use our own standards to judge right and wrong, and seldom take into account other people's positions and feelings. In the end, everything that is good or bad for you is drifting away from you, leaving you with nothing.
Don't blame others for letting you down. Blame yourself for expecting too much.
37. Life is not bitter, what is bitter is that we have too many desires; People are not tired, but they should not be too open.
38. I finally understand that some roads can only be taken by one person. People who invite their peers will spend the rainy season with them, but one day they will be separated at a ferry. On the world of mortals, walking alone, the green radish brushed the skirt, and Qingyun wet the promise.
39. Mountains can be forgotten, water can be forgotten, and days can be irrelevant. At that time, there was only one person's floating world, and one person's small water flowed forever.
40. Staying is a moment, and turning around is the end of the world.
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