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LOST liuba

Liuba is a translated name. When we studied Russian, each of us had a foreign name, which is the transliteration of her name. Look it up in the dictionary. That means love. Liu Ba, as the name implies, spent the first half of her life in pursuit of love, either crazy or persistent, humble or brave, and could not pursue it until she completely disappeared from our sight.

so far, I still have a photo of her in my graduation album. Round face, plump body, big red flower skirt, smiling warmly. Surrounded by green grass, her iconic eyes are as attractive as ever. Liuba has always been a man of the hour. One month after entering school, she has become famous throughout the grade and spread to other departments. She is famous for her bold words and deeds, passionate manner and straightforward expression of all kinds of handsome guys. In this respect, she has repeatedly lost and lost. Slowly, she became a joke and passed it on to her classmates. My heart began to feel a little uncomfortable. After all, everyone is still young, and you love me and love you. There is nothing wrong with loving someone. Whether you accept it or not, you should always respect each other.

Liu Ba's emotional experience is full of twists and turns. First, there was a middle school senior she had always secretly loved, and she was also admitted to Beijing. And we are not in the same school. She chased it all the way. Often take the initiative to show love at home, all kinds of confession, rain or shine. Senior brother refused again and again, but she turned a deaf ear and never changed her mind. It was not until people made it clear that they had a girlfriend that Liu Ba was disheartened and quit. Later, she chased several handsome guys in our school, and it was also a chicken flying and a dog jumping, with the same ending. The name of Liu Ba's anthomaniac has since spread abroad. She doesn't seem to care much about it either. She felt that her emotional failure was all because she was too plump, so vowing to lose weight became the most important topic in her four years.

Liuba is also a wonderful flower in our class. Her professional achievements are a mess, although she seems to be working hard. Every time I am mentioned by the teacher, I am funny, or the donkey's lips are not right, or the accent is weird, or I am as cute as sleepwalking. She always sits at the first table, next to the teacher's podium, and often looks at the teacher with big eyes and small eyes. Her round black eyes are shining brightly and full of childlike curiosity. The teacher has no choice but to help her. Liu Ba often gets up early, recites foreign languages, and runs to the big playground, trotting all the way and shouting slogans.

After one year of school, Liu Ba and I moved into a dormitory and became bunk beds, so we had more contact. Gradually, I found that Liuba has many advantages. She is really warm and hospitable. Who has something, she is very enthusiastic to help. Who came to the classmates, friends and family members of the hometown, she smiled and was busy greeting. She will also get up early, take all the rice bowls in our dormitory, help us to buy breakfast in the canteen, and specially ask the chef to choose the big rolls with the most meat. When we got up, there were hot porridge, soy bean curd and tight meat dragon in the lunch box. She also invented the healthiest way to wash her hair and practiced it for us herself. Add some flour to the old vinegar from her hometown and paste it on her hair, claiming that it can deeply repair her hair, which is absolutely natural and original. We looked around with a grain of salt, and no one responded.

Later, Liu Ba became close friends with the "little princess" in our dormitory. The "little princess" is worthy of being favored by heaven. She has achieved excellent results since she was a child and is loved by her family and teachers. People are also clever, sensible and sweet. Even before entering the university, the teacher had arranged for her alma mater's classmates to take care of her. Therefore, as soon as I entered the school gate, there were seniors waiting for the princess to take care of her. Such treatment makes Liu Ba envious. I don't know when she became the princess's attendant, and she was busy with her like a servant. She will help the princess cook, wash dishes, collect clothes, carry bags and tidy things up. Go to class together and wait at the door after class. Even later, the princess fell in love with a handsome guy in the department, and she always accompanied her, no matter before or after the flowers, or at the dance movie, she was a third wheel all the time. She is so loyal and conscientious that we all feel that she is like the one behind Don Quixote.

Before graduation, Liu Ba finally had an accident. She never got up that day. At noon, we felt something was wrong and called her to the bed. She was in a daze and didn't respond. Sick? Lovelorn? In a bad mood We are speculating. Then, she found her suicide note next to the pillow. She wrote that she was too uncomfortable, her feelings were not smooth, she envied others to be happy, and she was always laughed at and hopeless. So I decided to kill myself. . . So she took sleeping pills? We were all shocked, and hurriedly sent someone to call the teachers in the department, and some went to the boys' dormitory for help.

liuba, liuba, I still can't wake up. We're even more scared. Because our department has such a tradition, several of the above-mentioned senior sisters have married themselves in this dormitory building. Soon the teacher came and so did the boys. Let's save people first. Some boys, too many cooks, came downstairs with Liuba on their backs. Someone even said: She is so heavy. . . Later versions were varied and varied. My memory is a little fuzzy, too. Some people say that she was sent to the school hospital to have her stomach washed and slept for a long time before she woke up. It was also said that when she arrived at the hospital, she was about to give her a gastric lavage and intubation, and she jumped up and said that she was fine without taking medicine. Whether it is a farce or not, we can't tell whether it is true or not. However, we all feel guilty and feel that we don't care enough about her at ordinary times to make her so sad. After that, everyone tacitly didn't mention it, and the dormitory was in harmony. In order to cheer her up, we took turns to buy breakfast for her. She sat on the bed like a galeries lafayette, waiting for someone to wait on her. We are happy to coax her like a child. . . (to be continued)