Are there any jokes that are neither too long nor too short?

One day, the priest and the nun played golf together. The priest said casually, if you miss, it's fucking crooked. Sister: Father, as a god,

How can a father swear? God will punish you. Father: Sorry to call again.

The priest called first and didn't go in. He casually said that his mother was crooked. Sister: How can a priest swear again and again as a priest?

If you do this, God will punish you. Just then, a bolt of lightning in the sky chopped the nun to death. The priest looked up at the sky and asked, Oh, my God, swearing is

I said why you hacked the nun to death. Why? I only heard an old voice from the sky: it's so fucking crooked!

Doctor: Good news and bad news. Which do you want to listen to first?

Patient: Good news.

Doctor: The diameter of your penis has increased by 5 cm.

Patient: Ah! Really? Great! What's the bad news?

Doctor: That's a malignant tumor!