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What is the worst joke you have ever heard? Did you fight back?
If you want to get rid of nervous and embarrassing jokes, you should master some applicable methods accordingly and deal with all kinds of excessive jokes skillfully and effectively.
1. Relieve yourself with ridicule.
Joking is often a normal verbal communication behavior between friends or acquaintances, often accompanied by a third party. This specific communication occasion determines that even if the other party plays too many jokes, many people generally don't have the heart to destroy the friendly relationship between the two sides for these excessive jokes out of consideration for friendship. However, the consequences of these excessive jokes are often embarrassing. Turning your face is not worth it; Don't turn your face. It's unbearable. In this case, you might as well take a joke for a joke. A unit was returned a large number of goods by the business department because of product quality problems, which coincided with the year-end assessment. The leaders of the unit held a special meeting to tell their subordinates that in order to maintain the advanced title of the unit for many years, the news should be blocked. However, the more afraid of problems, it happened that at this juncture, every superior leader received an anonymous letter printed by computer, which not only exposed the "secret", but also revealed what the leader asked to hide in front of his subordinates. Before the next meeting, the participants were idle, so they made a joke casually and slowly focused their attention on the problem of that unit. One person said, "This writer is very clever. No one can find his handwriting printed on the computer. " Another person said to the director of the office, "I think this method can only be done by people who often print materials in the office and know the inside story of the unit." This is a common joke, but the unit leader immediately stared at the office director with his eyes. The director of the office was very unhappy and thought, how can such an event be a joke? So he cleverly said to the clown, "However, the comrades in our office haven't had time to consider writing this kind of material like you, and the unit hasn't worked out the corresponding standard of remuneration for writing this kind of material." What we can't finish all day is not economical, and it is unlikely to do these useless things. " Listened to his words. Looking at the leader's eyes, the clown obviously felt his mistake and his pressure, so he had to take advantage of the situation and said, "It's true. We didn't expect to do these boring things." It was a tense situation. After the director of the office smiled, the unhappiness caused by the other party's unintentional joke disappeared.
2. Zhang Guan Dai Li, turn around.
In order to get rid of the predicament, as the teased party, sometimes it will encounter more and more embarrassing situations. At this time, if you want to get rid of this atmosphere, the most important thing is to lead the topic in other directions and divert people's attention. Communication practice shows that the proper use of "Zhang Guan Dai Li" method can achieve better communication effect.
One morning, an office worker came in and found two drawers of a table pried open. After the owner of the desk came, he checked it and found that more than 400 yuan in the drawer had been taken away. Just as people were talking indignantly about who would commit the crime, after hearing the news, a fast-talking young man from the next room came in, saw everyone with a straight face, pretended to take a look in the office, and then walked up to a buddy who usually likes to joke with him and said to him, "There are so many desks, don't pry them. Must be someone who is very familiar with the situation in this office. "
Dude, I see your brother-in-law is waiting at home now; I'll come to you if I have nothing to do. I know the situation in this office like the back of my hand. Did you ask him to do it? "Hearing this sentence is a joke, people all look at the man. After hearing this frivolous joke, the man was a little at a loss. After calming down, he said to the people present unhurriedly: "It stands to reason that this statement can be established. Unfortunately, my brother-in-law left us yesterday morning to work for his uncle. At least it's not his turn this time. Now it's time to find out who comes to our office frequently and knows everything about every desk in our office, and see who has these conditions and is likely to commit this crime. "In fact, people don't necessarily doubt this joking person, but everyone present knows very well that the hat originally worn on the head of' brother-in-law' has been buckled on his head. Imagine, either this guy changed the subject by giving "Zhang Guan" to "Dai Li", or he just covered his mouth and couldn't explain clearly.
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