I remember there were several jokes about the handheld League of Legends. The first one is about the cousin talking about his rank, such as Bronze Master and Gold Master. The second one is about cous

I remember there were several jokes about the handheld League of Legends. The first one is about the cousin talking about his rank, such as Bronze Master and Gold Master. The second one is about cousin Qing.

I have been playing LOL for half a year, always playing human and computer games! One day, my cousin came to my house to play League of Legends. I was very proud to tell him that I was really good at simple human and computer games now, so awesome! My cousin chuckled and asked: What rank are you in now? What rank? I'm confused! What is a rank? Is that the level you're talking about? I have reached level 30! My cousin was proud: ‘’Haha, I don’t even know my rank, but I’m still pretending to be cool! Let me tell you! Level is not the criterion for assessing strength in LOL, rank is, and full levels are everywhere! A person like you who is the emperor of man and machine can only be considered an entry-level person! Only by entering the rank world and entering the bronze realm can one be considered an official masturbator! The bronze realm is further subdivided into five levels, with level five being the weakest and level one being the strongest! Only by becoming a master can you be considered a qualified summoner! ' oh! I suddenly realized that I am not a qualified summoner yet! ''Then cousin, what level are you at? ''I asked. When my cousin heard this, he showed a proud expression, blew out a smoke ring and said calmly: Bronze level three masturbator! When I heard this, I was immediately shocked, because I have been playing simple human-computer games for half a year and have only become a master in the past few days. However, in the eyes of my cousin, I am just a beginner. If summoners in the Bronze realm are considered masters, then entering the Silver realm Talent can be regarded as a strong person, and the silver strong person has an exclusive title: Master! There are nine-level masturbators who can only lament life in the bronze realm throughout their lives! ’ Oh, I was shocked, and couldn’t wait to ask: Is there anyone stronger than the Silver Realm?

My cousin said with a bewildered expression that above that would be the legendary existence!

When I heard it, I was even more anxious, what is it called?

‘’Gold above silver! ''My cousin said word by word. ‘There are only a handful of strong men of this level, and ordinary people like us can’t even think about it in this life! Each move of these powerful men has the power to move mountains and fill seas! Every move and every move is full of domineering power that will destroy the world! How can we describe the power of the Golden Luzun?

My cousin said infatuatedly: Golden Luzun is a unique genius. When he was born, he had visions of heaven and earth. With your talents and qualifications, you should not aim too high. When will you become one? If you are a Level 5 Brass Master, you know how difficult it is to become a Silver Master. Do you know how many people stop at being a Brass Master and cannot move forward? And they are known as primary school students.

After hearing this, I felt overwhelmed. It turns out that this world is still so wonderful! I heard from my cousin that there is someone stronger than the Golden Luzun? So I curiously asked: Isn’t the Golden Luzun the strongest?

My cousin glanced at me sideways: There are indeed stronger people above the Golden Luzun, but they are already ethereal existences that ordinary people will never see in their lifetime. They are the platinum sex gods, and the masonry gods who dominate the world. They all stepped on the sea of ??corpses of super powerful soldiers to achieve their current status step by step!

At this point, my cousin stopped and said hesitantly: It is said that there is a group of strong men above the God of Brick and Stone. In order to protect this world, they constantly fight against people from outside the world. He is honored as the Strongest King. You will know this only when you become the Golden Master.

I curiously asked my cousin: How do you know so much?

My cousin said with a longing expression: I once met a master of masonry. He told me all this and the secret of cultivation.

When I heard that it was a secret from a great master, I quickly asked: What is my cousin’s secret?

My cousin sighed and replied: At that time, the great master suddenly had something urgent and he said half of it. Unfortunately, I still haven’t understood it and am struggling in brass. Today I will tell you about your talent. Higher than me, I hope you will become a god soon.

I was immediately delighted when I heard it. I listened attentively and took every word into my heart!

I just heard my cousin say seriously: I can fly my feet in front to save my disabled friend, and I can put up a wall to block the opponent in the back. If it is still, no one will be seen for a hundred years, but if it moves, it will kill super gods for thousands of miles. Heroic flash takes first blood, and starts to ignite the hand to scare the opponent. Downwind...

I was fascinated after listening to it for a long time, as if I suddenly understood something, but also felt that I didn’t understand anything. It is indeed the secret of the masonry master.

But I heard my cousin say: "Hey, I don't know about it after that, but it is the most critical point. Every time I feel that the journey is going smoothly, someone suddenly turns defeat into victory. Every time I think of this I don’t know how to handle it, and I don’t know what to do when the wind is favorable, let alone when the wind is against me. I’m like a lost dog. Even if I’m being abused by someone, I’m still dancing and laughing in front of the spring.”

Listen. At this point, I felt an impulse in my heart. I wanted to turn on the phone immediately, enter the rank world, kill him without leaving a trace, and dominate the world.

When my cousin saw my appearance, he quickly said: Don’t worry, and the most important thing is, do you know what kind of person is the scariest person to see in the battle between ranks?

Of course I said without thinking: Of course it is the high-ranking master on the opposite side!

My cousin said from a distance: You are not afraid of opponents who are like gods, but you are afraid of teammates who are like pigs. Do you still remember the elementary school student I just mentioned?

I nodded, it was the elementary school student my cousin just mentioned who would always stop at being a bronze masturbator.

My cousin’s flesh became numb when he mentioned that he was a primary school student, and he said to me: Do you know how many geniuses have been lost in the hands of primary school students? You have never been exposed to their power, so I can’t say no to you. I understand, but Jianghu people have summarized the characteristics of primary school students. Listen carefully, they are Wen Neng who hangs up to spray teammates, and Wu Neng who jumps over the tower to kill people. If you advance, you can challenge five by yourself, if you retreat, you can sit back and wait for twenty shots.

If you encounter this situation in the future, remember not to get angry or scold each other. All you need to do is block them and unite with others. Maybe there is a glimmer of hope for victory.

After listening to this, I silently thought: I, the Great Man-Machine Emperor, have been focusing on man-machine for twenty years. Is there still such a person in the world who harms himself and benefits others?

Looking at my expression, my cousin knew that I didn’t believe what he said, so he had to smile bitterly and said: You can only understand all kinds of ups and downs after you become a masturbator.

Although I sneered at what my cousin said in my heart, he had just taught me the secret of being a master of masonry. How could I go against his wishes too much? What's more, I have the secret of the master of masonry. As the saying goes, I have the secret in my hand, and I have the world. I don't expect to become a master of masonry, but becoming the overlord of one party and the platinum sex god should be no problem. I nodded enthusiastically, indicating that I understood.

My cousin saw that I was full of confidence, as if I was the only one in the world, and sighed in a low voice: Another young man has been harmed. . . . . . . .