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Qianfang and several colleagues from Beijing went on a business trip to a medium-sized city with simple folk customs. The local colleagues were warm and hospitable, and they held a banquet in a private room of a special hotel that night. . More than a dozen men and women chatted non-stop after they sat down, and only one person was ordering food. After ordering, we ask for everyone's opinion: "The dishes are ordered, is there anything you want to add?"

In this case, in Beijing we usually ask the lady to tell the names of the dishes that have been ordered. So a friend from Beijing said: "Miss, please report me."

The lady glanced at him but made no move.

"Miss, please report me!" The brother was a little anxious.

The lady’s face turned red, but she still didn’t move.

"What's the matter? I want you to report that you didn't hear me?" My brother is really anxious.

A female colleague hurriedly smoothed things over: "Miss, just hurry up and report one by one, ah."

The lady mumbled and asked: "Then, then... just hug the girl "Yes, can you not hug a man?"

"Pfft!" A female colleague next to her just took a big sip of tea and sprayed it all over Qianwei. More than a dozen people laughed together, and the lady was even more at a loss.

It’s time to serve. Let’s serve the mixed noodles first. A large plate of rapi was served, followed by several plates of toppings, sauces and the like. The lady was not paying attention when serving the food, and a drop of sauce spilled on a buddy's pants. The buddy also deliberately teased Mengzi, pretending to be gloomy and asked the lady: "What should I do?"

The lady said calmly: "Whatever you do will do."

"Then what do you say we should do?"

"You can do whatever you want?"

"Then what do you usually do here?"

"How about I help you do it?"

"Okay."

I saw the lady quickly pouring several plates of ingredients and sauces onto the lapier. Take the chopsticks in one hand and the spoon in the other, brush it a few times and mix it. Then he said to the guy: "Sir, it's mixed and ready to eat."

The guy stared at the plate and didn't say anything for a long time. Another colleague spoke to the lady for him. Said "thank you".

The main course is served - roasted lamb leg, a large plate of meat bones, and a plate of salt and pepper. A fellow from Beijing loved this dish so much that he grabbed a leg of lamb without any ceremony, took a bite, and started eating it. When the young lady saw it, she said, "Sir, this should be eaten with dipping."

The buddy looked at the young lady suspiciously, and then at his local colleagues. A local colleague said: "It tastes better when dipped in it."

The buddy then stood up with the leg of lamb and took another bite.

The lady came over quickly and asked: "Sir, do you need anything?"

"Ah? No."

"Please sit down and eat ."

The buddy murmured and sat down, looking at everyone in a daze. Carefully, he brought the leg of lamb to his mouth and carefully took a bite.

The lady said again: "Sir, you have to eat this with dipping."

The man stood up suddenly, waved the leg of lamb and shouted angrily: "We have to stand again." How to eat when you have to sit down? ”