I'm bored. Who will tell me a joke?

Go to buy watermelon with my daughter-in-law. Selling watermelons is not cheap. Me: It's still the watermelon. Why do you sell one and a half when everyone else sells one? He: He is also a daughter-in-law. How come everyone's 100 Jin is yours 150? Me: You wait for me to calm down for a while.

I stood at the door and said, then I'm leaving. Dad clenched his fist and said, just pretend I never raised you! Mom is excited: but remember, don't come back when you leave! I roared: Bullshit! I won't leave school today, and my tuition is in vain!

I don't care, there can't be a chemical plant near my home, but I want chemical products, not a base station, but I want a signal, not a building, but I want a map of the tunnel viaduct. You can't kill small animals, but I want to eat game. I don't care, you get it for me, and you must cure my illness or I will smash the hospital.

One day, Xiao Ming dressed up and drove a sports car. He was very excited to go to the party. He thought that the conditions were so good that he must be the favorite of many hot girls, but he appointed three dinosaur sisters to take his car. Xiao Ming was so angry that he didn't want to say a word and drove with a long face. Unexpectedly, the dinosaur sisters spoke: handsome boy, you are in a bad mood! Otherwise, why don't you talk? Xiao Ming replied coldly: Have you ever seen a garbage truck driver talk to garbage?