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Who can teach me to talk about some topics of interest to each other?

Who can teach me to talk about some topics of interest to each other? This question is very * * *. What should I teach you when talking and chatting? I will teach you new topics today and tomorrow. Did you come to Baidu to ask again? If you want to interest the other person, this topic must be related to the other person's hobbies, so that you can have a topic to talk about. Besides, you have to try to know more about his hobbies. You can't ask us to tell you what to talk about, anything specific, can you? We don't know him, and neither do we. How can we know what topic he is interested in?

Who can teach me to speak some simple Xiangfan dialect and classic Xiangfan dialect?

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There are many in the back.

When communicating with each other's tricky words, we should first respect each other, treat each other honestly and get along on an equal footing, and secondly trust and understand each other to avoid mutual suspicion and harm the interests of others. Moreover, we should pay attention to the tone of speech and the ways and means of language expression, so that the other party can accept it easily. In addition, we should show sincerity and actively express our views, and don't let the other party feel hypocritical and have bad feelings. When there are differences, don't be self-righteous, don't be impatient, and think more about each other.

Always say something shameless, saying that the opposite sex is interesting to her, is it a mental illness? Who can feel this fatigue with heart?

The poet gave up everything for the sea.

But goodbye. Goodbye, Miss Miao.

Can you forgive the teenager who provoked you?

Don't let the soul wander that night again.

I know you won't lose your eyes.

Who can say anything to make me wet? Actually, this is very easy to solve.

I might as well go to see some movies by myself.

It is no longer possible to read novels and fantasies.

Who can give me some beautiful words to appreciate and explain a thousand words?

Brief description of the universe: the sky is black and the earth is yellow; The vast universe is boundless.

Brief description of the sun and the moon: the sun is oblique and the moon is round; The stars are all over the boundless space.

Brief introduction of winter harvest and winter storage: the cycle of winter and summer replacement, coming and going, coming and going; Autumn is busy harvesting and winter is busy storing.

Brief introduction of leap surplus into adulthood: combine the accumulated leap surplus for several years into one month and put it into leap year; The ancients used six laws and six laws to regulate yin and yang.

Yun Teng causes dew to form frost: clouds rise to the sky and rain forms when it is cold; Dew quickly condenses into frost on a cold night.

Jinsheng Lishui Jade Out of Kungang: Jinsheng is at the bottom of Jinsha River, and Jade Out of Kunlun Mountain.

The name of the sword is Suzaku Pearl, which is called luminous sword: the most famous sword is Suzaku, and the most precious pearl is called luminous sword.

Heavy mustard and ginger in fruits: Plums and ginger are the most precious fruits, and mustard and ginger are the most important vegetables.

The shallow scales and submerged feathers of Hai Xian River are briefly described: the seawater is salty and the river is light; Fish swim in the water and birds fly in the air.

Dragon Lord, Fire Emperor, Bird Officer and Ren Huang: These are all officials of ancient emperors.

The original writing was a simple explanation of clothes: with Cang Xie, writing began to be created, and with Lei Zu, people put on clothes to cover their bodies.

Pushing the throne makes the country safe: and Yu Shun are wise and selfless, and voluntarily cede the throne to a group of heroes and wise men.

On Tang's crime of hanging people: in order to appease the people, crusade against tyrants, and make soup.

Sitting in the court, I asked: Xian Jun sat in the court, discussing the way of governing the country, hanging down his clothes and handing over his hands, and discussing state affairs with his ministers.

Fu Rongqiang, the first minister of Li, is briefly described: being close to the people and caring for the people, people of all ethnic groups in all directions have joined the yearning ranks.

A brief explanation of the return of the guest to the king: the distance is one, and everyone is willing to surrender to the saint.

Ming-feng's brief description in Zhuhai Baima Food Farm: Phoenix is singing happily in the bamboo forest, and Baima is foraging on the grassland, which is auspicious everywhere.

The enlightenment of saints has covered every grass and tree of nature, and grace has spread all over the world.

Brief introduction of the four-five principles of body hair: human body hair belongs to the "four principles", and everything you say and do must conform to the "five principles"

Stay at a respectful distance from others, how dare you harm them? Simple explanation: you should be taken care of by your parents, without any damage.

Briefly describe women's admiration for chastity and male talent: women should admire virtuous women who are praised, and men should follow the example of virtuous and talented sages.

If you know that you have made a mistake, you must correct it. Don't give up what suits you.

Don't talk about other people's shortcomings, and don't rely on your own strengths to make progress.

Briefly explain the difficulty of messenger recovery: honest words should stand the test of time; It is difficult to estimate the size of this instrument.

A brief explanation of Mozi's poem "Praise for the Lamb": Mozi shed tears because of his persistence in white silk dyeing, so there is a "lamb" in the Book of Songs.

Jing Xing Wei Xianke is read as a saint: noble virtues can only be seen in sages; We should restrain our selfish desires and try to imitate saints.

Brief introduction of moral construction: if you cultivate good morality, you will have a good reputation; Just like a majestic body, the instrument is also solemn.

A brief explanation of the empty valley: shouts spread far in the empty valley, and the voices in the spacious hall were very clear.

Shan Qing's brief explanation: misfortune comes from the mouth, and happiness comes from doing good all the year round.

A foot long jade is not precious, and an inch short time is worth fighting for. This is a very simple explanation.

Strict respect is a simple explanation: to support your father and serve the monarch, you must be serious, cautious and respectful.

Filial piety should be devoted to life: filial piety to parents should be devoted; Loyal to the monarch, willing to give his life.

Briefly explain that "walking on thin ice" should be as cautious as "walking on thin ice"; Getting up early and going to bed late keep parents warm in winter and cool in summer.

It is as fragrant as an orchid and as lush as a pine tree: if you can do this, your virtue will be as fragrant as an orchid and as lush as a pine tree.

A brief description of an endless stream: it can also be extended to future generations, just like a flowing river; Affect the world, like a pool of clear blue.

Rong Zhi's thoughtful words are stable and simple: solemn and thoughtful; Words should be calm and appear calm.

Sincerity, beauty and caution at the beginning should be briefly explained: it is good to cultivate one's morality and cultivate one's character, and it is good to learn to pay attention to the beginning, but it is more important to do it seriously and have a good result.

Ye Rong's foundation is simple: virtue and filial piety are the foundation of brilliant career, and such people are famous and circulated endlessly.

Scholar in politics: If you study well and have spare capacity, you can be an official, hold a certain position and participate in the political affairs of the country.

Simple explanation: Zhao Gong was in charge of politics under the Gan Tang tree when he was alive. After his death, people missed more songs about him.

Briefly explain the difference between music and dignity: the choice of music depends on people's status; Etiquette should depend on people's status.

The following is a brief explanation: elders and younger generations should live in harmony, and couples should sing along and coordinate.

Being taught by Fu Xun from the outside, a brief explanation of being a mother instrument: you should listen to the teacher's teaching outside and obey the mother's norms at home.

Uncle's children simply explain: treat aunts, uncles, uncles and other elders as if they were their own children.

Brief introduction of the relationship between Kong Huai and his brothers: Brothers should love each other very much, because the blood of parents is like the connection of branches.

Briefly explain the rules of making friends: to make friends, we should have the same heart, learn from each other in character and encourage each other.

Benevolence, concealment and sadness: Benevolence, kindness and sadness towards people cannot be abandoned in the most hasty and critical situation.

A brief explanation of the loss of loyalty and honesty: the virtues of integrity, justice, honesty and humility cannot be lost in the poorest times.

Natural tranquility, emotional escape, and inner exhaustion: a quiet and indifferent personality will make you feel comfortable; When the heart is impetuous and active, the spirit is tired and sleepy.

Keep your true will, from things to things: keep your pure nature and you will be satisfied; Pursuing material comforts will change nature.

Adhere to elegance and good manners: adhere to noble and iron sentiments, and a good position will naturally be yours.

Du Yihua's brief description of Xia Dong Xijing: the ancient capital is majestic, Luoyang in Tokyo and Chang 'an in Xijing.

According to Jing Luoyang, Tokyo is bordered by Mangshan Mountain in the north and Luoshui in the south. Xijing Chang 'an crosses Weihe River on the left and water mirror on the right.

Briefly describe the gloomy architectural view of the palace: the palace is winding and overlapping; Pavilions and pavilions are towering into the sky, shocking people.

Brief introduction to the picture of animals and colorful fairies: there are various birds and animals painted in the palace, depicting colorful fairies.

The opening of a tent next to the third room is simply explained: the affiliated halls on both sides of the main hall are opened from the side, and the luxurious tent curtains are facing the tall pillars.

Blowing sheng's Brief Description: There was a big banquet in the palace, and blowing sheng played drums and music, which was a scene of singing and dancing.

Briefly explain the rise of rank and the turning point of suspicious stars: the civil and military officials who climbed the steps and entered the hall turned their hats around like stars all over the sky.

On the right is the Guangnei Hall where books are collected, and on the left is the Chengming Hall where courtiers rest.

Briefly explain the collection of tombs and the gathering of heroes: there are many classics and masterpieces here, as well as groups of talented people with both civil and military skills.

A brief introduction to Du Fu's manuscript, Li Zhong's lacquer book wall: There are Du Du Fu's cursive script, Zhong You's recorded book, as well as lacquer books and ancient books.

Luo Fu Road Warrior Huai Qing Brief Introduction: There will be two rows in the palace, and doctors or officials outside the palace will stand in the middle of the road.

A brief understanding of thousands of soldiers in eight counties: each household has a fief as wide as eight counties and is equipped with more than a thousand soldiers.

Simply explain the tassel that the high crown accompanied the chariot to drive the wheel hub to vibrate: they wore high official hats, accompanied the emperor to travel, drove horses and chariots, and their hats fluttered and were majestic.

Briefly explain the wealth in the world: their children and grandchildren have been paid for generations, and they are extravagant and rich. When they go out, they are light and fat, and they are proud of the spring breeze.

A brief description of the inscription on Ce Gong Mao Shi Le: The imperial court also recorded their achievements in detail, which were engraved on stone tablets and passed down to future generations.

A brief explanation of Pan Xi Yi Yin Zuo Shi A Heng: Zhou Wuwang met Lu Shang in Pan Xi and respected him as "King Taigong"; Yi Yin assisted in current politics, and the king of Shang Tang named him "Aheng".

A Brief Description of the Camp in Qufu Dan Wei, an Ancient Residence: Zhou Chengwang occupied the land in Qufu, an ancient country. Where else would it be if Zhou Gongdan didn't assist the government?

A brief account of Huan Gong Kuang's cooperation in helping the weak and helping the poor: Qi Huangong met a vassal nine times and sent troops to help the weak and dangerous little vassal.

On Wu Dinggui: When Emperor Hui of the Han Dynasty was a prince, he was saved from being deposed by Qi, and Wu Ding was a Shang monarch, which won the legend of a saint.

There are not many sages, so it is better to know that the people can govern the country, and diligence can make up for it. With such sages, the country can be rich, strong and peaceful.

On Chu Jin's hegemony over Zhao Wei: Jin and Chu dominated after the Qi Dynasty, and Zhao Wei was trapped in Qin because of Lian Heng.

A brief explanation of the alliance of destroying land by false means: Destroying the country by means of danger: Jin Wengong is forming an alliance with the governors and promoting him as the leader.

Briefly describe how to abide by the contract law and punish Korea's malpractice: Xiao He followed the spirit of simple criminal law to formulate nine laws, but Han Fei was trapped in the harsh criminal law he advocated.

The most skillful use of troops to graze at the beginning of Cape: Qin generals Bai Qi, Wang Jian, Zhao generals Lian Po and Li Mu led the troops to fight most skillfully.

Xuanwei desert is famous for its Danqing: their sound and prestige spread far and wide on the edge of the desert, and their fame and portraits spread to future generations.

Kyushu is a hundred counties of Qin Dynasty. Brief description: There are traces of Dayu's water control everywhere in Kyushu. After the merger of Qin and six countries, all counties in the country were unified.

On Yue's worship of the Master Zen Master: Mount Tai, the East Yue, is the head of the Five Yue Mountains, and emperors of past dynasties presided over Zen ceremonies in Yunshan and Tingshan.

Introduction to Chicheng in Yanmenzi Chicken Farm: The famous pass is Yanmen in northern Xinjiang, the fortress is the Great Wall of Wan Li, the post station has a border chicken farm, and the strange mountain has Tiantai Chicheng.

Brief introduction of Juye Dongting in Jieshi, Kunming: enjoy the pool in Dianchi Lake, Kunming, see the sea near Jieshi, Hebei, visit Juye in Shandong, and see Dongting in Hunan on the lake.

Brief description of the vastness of Mianmian Rock: Rivers have a long history and vast lakes and seas. Famous mountains and strange valleys are deep and beautiful, with a myriad of weather.

Brief introduction of managing agriculture at the root of the problem: the root of governing the country is to develop agriculture, and we should work hard to sow and harvest these farm jobs.

I briefly described in Xiaomi, Nanmu: It's time for another year of farm work. I planted millet and sorghum.

A brief introduction to the new incentive tax cooking tribute: in the harvest season, the government should reward or punish farmers according to their contributions.

A brief introduction to Monk Dunsu's straightforward historical fish: Monk's master advocates purity, and the historian's son is straightforward.

A few words of moderation, modesty and modesty: to be a man should conform to the standard of moderation as much as possible, be diligent, modest and cautious, and know how to persuade and warn yourself.

Listen to its voice, observe its appearance and distinguish its color: when listening to others, we should carefully examine whether it is reasonable; Look at other people's faces and pay attention to distinguish their faces.

A brief description of how to encourage others: leave correct and wise advice or suggestions to others and encourage others to be cautious and prudent in life.

A brief explanation of saving the bow and scolding the pet to increase resistance: when you hear the cynical warning from others, you should reflect on yourself; Don't be carried away by human feelings, but struggle with power.

Lin Hao, who was almost humiliated, was lucky enough to explain at once: It is better to retire from the mountains than to know that dangerous and shameful things are about to happen.

Who would force two sparrows to solve the problem by accident? Sparrows and sparrows only retreat to their hometown when they foresee the signs of danger. Where will someone force them to take off their official seals?

A brief description of the silence and loneliness of living in seclusion: it is not a good thing to live alone and be carefree all day without wasting your breath.

In the theory of searching for the past, worrying about freedom is easy to solve: thinking about the words of the ancients, reading the books of the ancients, getting rid of the worries of the past, and being happy and comfortable.

Have fun, be tired, be grateful, be grateful. Simple explanation: the easy things are put together, the hard things are put aside, the endless troubles are eliminated, and the infinite happiness is gained.

A brief explanation of the thick branches of the calendar garden loaded by the canal: the lotus flowers in the pool are bright and bright, and the plants in the garden are tender.

A brief explanation on the late withering of loquat and sycamore fleas: loquat is still green at the end of the year, and sycamore withers early after beginning of autumn.

Brief introduction of fallen leaves of Chen Gen Municipal Committee: Old trees in Chen Gen withered and withered, and fallen leaves drifted everywhere in the autumn wind.

A brief description of swimming alone: in the cold autumn, Kun Peng flies high alone and goes straight to the clouds with colorful clouds.

A brief introduction to the game of reading at the fair: Wang Chong was addicted to reading at the fair in Han Dynasty, and his eyes were fixed on book bags and boxes.

Yi Yi is afraid of belonging to the ear wall: I am most afraid of speaking like no one is watching, and there is no taboo; Watch out for someone eavesdropping through the wall.

A meal with rice is palatable and easy to explain: arrange three meals a day to suit your taste and make you full.

Simple explanation: when you are full, you will naturally be satisfied with big fish and big meat, and when you are hungry, you will be satisfied with coarse grains and light meals.

Simple explanation that relatives, old and young eat differently: relatives and friends should meet warmly, and the food of the elderly and children should be different from their own.

Concubine royal performance spinning towel curtain room brief description: concubines and handmaids should manage the housework well and pay homage to their masters wholeheartedly.

Huang Hui's Brief Description of Ten Thousand Round Silver Candles: The round fan made of silk is as white as a circle, and the candles on the silver candlestick are brilliant.

Description of the blue bamboo shoot elephant bed: take a nap during the day and go to bed at night. Bamboo mats are woven with green bamboo strips and ivory carved screens.

A brief introduction to the banquet of string songs after the cup: playing music, singing songs and setting up a banquet; Pick up the cup and drink it to your heart's content.

I can't help dancing. I'm really happy and healthy.

A brief description of the descendants' continued sacrifice: descendants inherited the heritage of their ancestors, and the annual sacrifice gifts should not be forgotten.

A brief explanation of the fear of worshipping again: kneel and kowtow, worship and worship; Etiquette should be comprehensive and respectful, and the mood should be sad and pious.

Brief description of notes: write to others concisely and answer other people's questions in detail.

I want to take a bath to keep the heat, but I want to be cool and easy to explain: when I have something dirty on me, I want to take a bath, just like holding something hot in my hand, hoping the wind will blow it cool.

A brief description of the sudden leap of the mule calf: when there is a disaster at home, even the livestock will be frightened and jump around.

A brief description of killing thieves and catching rape: those who rob, steal, rebel and flee should be severely punished, and those who should be caught should be killed.

A brief explanation of Qin Ruan's shot-shot: Lu Bushan is an archer, has shot-shot stunts, Ji Kangshan plays the piano, and Ruan Ji can whistle.

Heaven will talk about the skillful fishing of paper-makers: Meng Tian made a writing brush, Cai Lun invented papermaking, Ma Jun made a waterwheel skillfully, and Ren Gong fished big fish.

It's wonderful to explain disputes and benefit the world. Simple explanation: some of their skills are to solve people's disputes, some are to facilitate the masses, all of which are ingenious and praised by people.

Interpretation of Mao Shizhu's Smile: Harmony is young and beautiful. Even if they frown, they look beautiful.

Every year, the arrow urges Hideteru: Unfortunately, youth is fleeting, and years make people old in a hurry. Only the sun shines forever.

Xuan Ji hangs a picture of Yin Huan: The high-hanging Beidou rotates with the changes of the four seasons, and the bright moonlight shines on the world.

Brief explanation of salary training: Only by doing good deeds can the spirit last forever, and the health of future generations depends on your auspicious advice.

Steps always lead the pitching gallery: only by being so calm can we strut and cope with the heavy responsibility entrusted by the court.

Wandering around to see Zhuang Zhuang's brief description: You can dress up with a clear conscience and look forward to it solemnly and calmly.

Shallow explanations such as ignorance, ignorance, etc.: If you don't know these truths, you can only live as empty as an ignorant person and make people laugh.

The simple explanation of how predicates help people is: after compiling "a thousand words", the black hair is all white, and finally the modal particle "how, how, also" is left.

Try to talk about health. The way to keep healthy is to give up some unnecessary things and find out what is most important to you-whether it's important to stay up late to brush your circle of friends and Weibo and wake up the next day with your mobile phone, or whether it's important to live a regular life, allocate time reasonably and really control your body. If you can realize this, a healthy consciousness will gradually form. I recommend watching "Meet the Unknown Self" to find a better answer.

Who can tell me some Pythagorean numbers 3 2+4 2 = 5 2?

5^2+ 12^2= 13^2

7^2+24^2=25^2

9^2+40^2=4 1^2

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Actually, there are rules.

The square of 3 2 = 9 is the left integer 4 of 4.5 and the right integer 5 of 4.5 on the 9/2=4.5 axis respectively.

Pythagorean Theorem 3 2+4 2 = 5 2.

The left integer 12 and the right integer 13 on the number axis of 5 2 = 25 square 25/2= 12.5 are respectively.

That is 5 2+12 2 =13 2.

The square of 7 2 = 49 is the left integer 24 and the right integer 25 of 24.5 on the number axis of 49/2=24.5 respectively.

That is 7 2+24 2 = 25 2.

Proved as follows:

n^2=n^2

n^2+(n^4)/4-(n^2)/2+ 1/4=(n^4)/4+(n^2)/2+ 1/4

n^2+[(n^2)/2- 1/2]^2=[(n^2)/2+ 1/2]^2

Satisfy the form of a 2+b 2 = c 2.

Note: n is a positive odd number greater than 1.

But this only applies to odd numbers, not even numbers.

For this reason, I guess that when there is an even number, dividing its square by 4 can still get an integer. Two numbers adjacent to this number can also form a set of Pythagorean numbers, such as 8,8 2 = 64,64/4 =16. So 8, 15, 17 constitute a set of Pythagorean numbers.

The proof is as follows: n 2 = n 2

n^2+n^4/ 16-n^2/2+ 1=n^4/ 16+n^2+ 1

n^2+(n^2/4- 1)^2=(n^2/4+ 1)^2

It also satisfies the form of a 2+b 2 = c 2.

Note: n is a positive even number greater than 2.

I call 3 a partial odd number, the smallest positive odd number in Pythagoras numbers, and 4 a partial even number, the smallest positive even number in Pythagoras numbers.

However, this method has some limitations, such as 8, which can be 6,8, 10. But there are still 8, 15, 17. The above method can only find 8, 15, 17, but the power method can find all Pythagoras numbers greater than 3.

There is a number A, and an A 2 is decomposed: let c * d = A 2, then A 2+((c-d)/2) 2 = ((c+d)/2) 2 holds.

15, 15 2 = 225, which is decomposed into: 3*75=225. Therefore,15,36,38 is the pythagorean number.

The decomposition is: 5*45=225, so15,20,25 is the pythagorean number.

The decomposition is: 1*225=225, so 15, 1 12, 1 13 are pythagorean numbers.

The decomposition is: 9*25=225, so 15, 14, 17 are Pythagoras numbers.

Note: C-D is an even number greater than 4, that is, the minimum value of C-D is 6.

By the way, (3n) 2+(4n) 2 = (5n) 2.

N belongs to a positive integer, so the variable n can also be constructed infinitely.

Who can tell me some mood logs? Do you have no feelings or don't know how to write?

I will publish an article.

When the memory is dusty, I have ...

I don't know how the time passed, much better. It seems that I haven't been home for a year, and I'm a little numb outside. I don't know what my thoughts are, and I don't know if I am as simple and happy as before. Perhaps time has diluted a lot of me in the past ... autumn has come, and the school has accompanied me through from spring to summer, from summer to autumn. My mother called to say that it's cold in XX and it's time to put on more clothes. Lou, I just woke up from a dream. It seems that my mother was still sewing for me yesterday. I seemed to fall asleep just now, but I didn't know it was over a quarter ... it seemed to be getting really cold. ...........

When winter snow covers the earth, I look forward to the day when I go home. ...

In such a simple sentence, you can write anything you want. You will never keep a diary, will you?

Telling some jokes about girls' children's shoes, cheating in exams, putting mobile phones on stools, cheating, stealing answers, and being found out ... The invigilator is our counselor (a wretched uncle) and called her for about half an hour. You guessed it, her cell phone is vibrating! At last the girl cried. But I gave it in the end. Seek character for wife and exam.

Cheating vibration in the exam

When I was young, my mother was very strict with me. Once, because I made a mistake, my mother pointed a pencil sharpener at me to cut meat, which scared me to cry. Although it was just a scare, my mother's majesty spread …

So later, in the horror story grandma told her brothers and sisters, mom replaced the monster with the protagonist.

Therefore, my brothers and sisters are in awe of my mother.

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Once, grandma was crying for her sister, and all means failed. She whispered in her sister's ear: Your second aunt (my mother) is here!

My sister suddenly fell asleep crying …

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My brother doesn't like taking a bath, and my uncle and aunt won't listen to anything.

When my brother came to see me, my mother said, come on, we all wear black collars around our necks …

My brother went home and said to his aunt, mom, boil water for me quickly. I need to take a shower!

Aunt's face is black: have you met your second aunt again?

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Will my brother run away or will he cling to someone and hold him? Once I let my grandmother hold me in the sun in the street, and suddenly I was very nervous: Grandma, let me down!

Grandma: Little ancestor, what's the matter again? !

Brother: My second aunt is here!

Mom's moderns.

It's freezing now, and I still remember the cold winter of that year. I prayed repeatedly that my girlfriend who had been in love for half a year could stay for the night and promised to give her a hug, but she didn't enter her body. I gave her thermal underwear to wear as pajamas and told her: this underwear is too tight, even if I feel sexy, you can't help it if you have to protect me.

Petite, she is very cute in clothes a few sizes larger. I swam around with my hands and said, "Through my clothes, I can always ... get acquiescence, so I snickered." ...

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The next morning, my girlfriend screamed and complained: I didn't expect that there was a door on TMD men's underwear. ......

The first time is always unforgettable. ......

I have a roommate named Xiao Cangnan. After work in the evening, I often go to play ball with my colleagues. He seldom plays ball. He will go running in Jiang Bin. Ask him why, and his theory is: "The players are all pure men. If you go running by the river, you will meet beautiful MM. "

It turned out that he did meet a beautiful mm, but he didn't have a chance to strike up a conversation. Once, a little Teddy dog was tied to the toilet by the river. Xiao Cangnan thought it was a play, and quickly squatted down to tease the puppy, thinking that mm would come out soon. He accosted that your dog was really cute.

Unexpectedly, a giant with chest hair came out of the men's room and ran away with Teddy.

Xiao Cangnan was not discouraged, but also thought of many cheap tricks. One day, he invented the method of throwing things, ran to mm, reached into his pocket to get things, and then deliberately dropped things on the ground. We taught him that you can put the sausage in your pocket, so that if mm leads the dog, the dog will eat the sausage you dropped. Xiao Cangnan said no, it was too evil. No one can drop a peeled sausage in his pocket.

Later, he decided to lose his keys, and finally he went to practice. He ran for his pocket, and the key fell out, pretending not to know, and kept running. After running for a long time, mm ignored him and took the dog to other places. Xiao Cangnan cried and went back to find the key. I don't know where the key went.

1, a man is drinking in a bar with a heavy heart. ...

Attendant: "Sir, are you in a bad mood? Say what's on your mind! "

Man: "I'm gay."

Attendant: "So what?"

Man: "My brother is gay, too."

Attendant: "..."

Man: "To make matters worse, so is my brother."

Attendant: "... no one in your family likes women?"

Man: "Yes! My sister. "