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A selection of hilarious online jokes

A series of hilarious jokes:

1. A young lady complained to the doctor. After only one year of marriage, her husband got tired of her. ?

? No problem! ? The doctor said: I'll give you these powders, and you can secretly give them to him in coffee, but don't use them more, because they are very effective. ?

Three days later, the lady came again and looked very excited.

? How come? Do you want another box?

? Don't! ? The wife confessed to the doctor: the effect is very good! After my husband put down his coffee, he immediately jumped up and stripped me naked. ?

? Oh? The effect is so strong? The doctor said in surprise.

? However, we are no longer embarrassed to go to that coffee shop! ?

A couple finally took advantage of their children's intimacy when they were asleep. Because they haven't exercised like this for a long time, their wives scream and moan from time to time. I'm dying. I'm dying.

The sound woke the sleeping child, so everyone immediately ran to their parents' bedroom to find out.

When my nine-year-old brother saw this situation, his precocious mind probably knew what was going on, so he stared at his parents with interest. This action annoyed his mother and gave him a slap.

My brother seems to know a lot about it. Serves you right. Mom's dying. How can you laugh?

A newly-married groom was booed by his friend at the wedding reception. When the banquet broke up, he returned to his new house drunk, only to find that the bride had locked the door and fell asleep.

So he had to say to his mother who slept next door, Oh, my God, the door is locked. I can't get in. ?

? It's okay. Push. ? So he pushed the door with all his strength.

? God, I still can't get in! ? It doesn't matter, just push hard. ?

Later, the groom hit the door, causing his head to break. ? Oh, my God, it's bleeding. ?

? Really? Don't worry, it's normal. ?

4. A group of colleagues chatted and guessed a riddle. Q: Ten men peeked at five women taking a bath and played an idiom. In fact, many people know that it is colorful. A sister was thoughtful, and suddenly her eyes lit up, her face was red and she was weak. She asked, do you do both? . .

A selection of hilarious network two paragraphs:

1. Mom saw the baby coming home with two balloons and said angrily, why did you buy two balloons? What a waste!

The baby quickly said, Ah, that's because one is for mom. I love you, mom!

Mother had to change a smiling face to accept this fact.

When eating hot pot, my mother opened the lid and the camera was covered with steam at once. I was in such a hurry that I almost knocked down.

Hot pot, baby, contemptuously? -Mom, please don't be so embarrassed!

3. The baby ate three ferrillo: Mom, I still want to eat something.

Mom: What?

Baby: This is my favorite.

Mother deliberately played dumb: Is it rice?

The baby is angry. Say: no.

Mom: It's vegetables and radishes.

The baby said more angrily, am I a white rabbit?

Mom continues to play dumb: What's the matter? What is it?

The baby said angrily, mom, didn't you say that you should be happy in 2008? Don't you want to make me happy?

Didn't you give birth to me? Is there no chocolate at home?

Mom was completely defeated, I have to say? -Okay, two more.

4. Baby: Mom, I want to go out to play. It's so boring at home!

Mom: No, I'm too busy.

The baby pretended to be wronged and said, I don't think I was born by my mother.

Mom: Who do you think gave birth to it?

Baby: I was born by my father. Dad, please take me out to play!

The baby suggested that his father buy her a Fuwa balloon.

Dad said, aren't there several balloons at home? Buy it as soon as you see it. What a waste!

Baby: Dad, can you buy me another one? Can I buy it for you when I grow up?

Dad: I don't like balloons? ..

Baby: Shall I buy you a pair of shoes? Beautiful shoes? .

The baby walked contentedly with Fuwa and saw the balloon seller.

Baby: Dad, shall I buy you two pairs of shoes?