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Jokes. Uncle and sister-in-law are elegant.

A long time ago, there was no rice processing machinery, and rice was ground into polished rice by artificial stone mill, so that the rice was filtered with a rice sieve before cooking porridge and steaming rice. The millet screened is used for cooking porridge, and the rice screened is used for steaming rice.

One day, my brother-in-law came home from school and saw my sister-in-law sitting in the lobby, crossing her legs and sifting rice, her pants split in the middle and she was naked. Brother-in-law closed his eyes and suggested tactfully, "Sister-in-law sifts rice and opens a flower in front of the hall." After a little thought, my sister-in-law looked down and found that the trousers were cracked and a little ugly. She got up quickly and changed her clothes and trousers.

Afterwards, she talked about it with her good friend sister-in-law in the same village. Praising her brother-in-law's wit, kindness and elegance together made her envious, and she also went home to do the same thing to test her brother-in-law's wisdom.

Choose at dusk, sift rice in the lobby at home, cut pants on purpose, and wait for my brother-in-law to come home from school. Unexpectedly, my brother-in-law walked into the lobby and pointed his finger at the lower part of my sister-in-law screaming. "Your B is exposed!" Sister-in-law frowned and said, "Can't you be gentle?" My brother-in-law put his hand over his nose and said, "I still smell it, but I don't smell it!" "

? The little sister-in-law was moved by bad luck and said to herself, "This boy has read for nothing! People just can't compare, let alone evaluate! "