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A little mouse from the country

The mouse school has begun.

The gentle and beautiful mouse girl is a school teacher in vain. Now, she is getting to know the students who just reported: "What's your name?"

"Jack."

"What about you?"

"Sophia."

"What about you?"

"My name is Little Mouse."

All the little mice in the classroom burst into laughter. As is usually described in novels: everyone laughs straight, some laugh out of tears, and some laugh their stomachs. ...

The teacher smiled in vain, but she just smiled slightly and then asked:

"Are you from the countryside?"

"hmm."

"Is there any other name?"

"No,no." The little mouse from the country blushed and stammered and added, "Really, teacher. My parents have called me a little mouse since I was born. "

1

No wonder city people look down on country people. Let's say the little mouse. He played a few jokes only a few days after he entered school:

Once, Jack got two tickets for the dance. He wants to invite the mouse to open his eyes and say to him, "Let's go to disco tonight."

After dinner, they set off.

On the way, the mouse asked many questions: what "where does the disco live?" "Is he kind to others?" "Is the disco a man or a woman?" ……

Jack was stunned by the mouse. He really doesn't know how to answer these stupid questions.

Another time, a mouse went to Sophia's house, and something happened while watching TV. When Sophia turned on the TV and invited her classmates to watch it together, growing up in the country, the little mouse who saw it for the first time froze. His mouth was open and he couldn't say a word.

Coincidentally, I didn't know what TV series was on at that time. Suddenly, a kitten appeared on the screen. The mouse trembled with fear, and the cup in his hand fell to the ground and broke.

These two things soon spread throughout the school. The naughty mouse also made up an allegro, which was ugly. But no matter who makes fun of the mouse, he doesn't care at all and is not angry at all.

Teacher Bai Bai also knows. She criticized that everyone should not bully students from rural areas. She said, "The mouse is a clever boy. How can he not understand disco and TV? " ? Don't believe Jack and Sophia's lies, they must have made them up on purpose ... "

"No, sir," the little mouse stood up and blushed. "These two things are true. Jack and Sophia are not lying. However, everyone doesn't understand something. I don't think this is shameful? "

The noisy classroom suddenly became quiet. Yes, the mouse has a point-everyone doesn't understand something.

Sophia remembered: once she went to her grandmother's house in the country, didn't she treat the pears full of trees as eggs! At that time, who made fun of themselves? The mouse doll in the country climbed the tree to pick pears, showed it to her, and told her ... Think about it, Sophia blushed. She looked at it quietly. Hey, the little mouse in the class turned red.

2

Slowly, many students no longer hate this little mouse from the country. It's just that people think he should have a name.

One day, enthusiastic Jack suggested, "It's the 1980s, and it's still called' mouse'? Everybody help, give him a name! "

"good!" The mice all agreed and cocked their heads and thought.

Sophia asked the mouse, "How about a foreign name with a little foreign flavor?" Like people like me and Jack. "

"No, I am a China mouse. Why should I have a foreign name?"

"Hey, I don't see any progress in your child," said a little mouse named Xia Xia. "Dude, I'll give you one, make sure you like it. There are gods in Beijing, Zhen San, Tian Jin Wei Yan and Li San. Just call him Little Xia Mouse Three ... "

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The more he talked, the more excited he became. He couldn't help gesturing. He slapped Jack in the face, thumped Sophia's back with his fist, and thumped the tail of another little mouse. Jack, Sophia and the little mouse whose tail was trampled are crying. But no one dares to fight back. The hero is very strong and is the tallest in the class. Besides, he knows martial arts. Who dares to provoke him?

After crying for three classmates, the hero was quite proud. He shook his head and asked the mouse, "What's the matter? Xiao Xiashu San, these two tricks are not shallow, right? "

The little mouse blushed and said nothing. Suddenly, he aimed at the stomach of the hero and bumped his head into it.

"ouch!" The hero fell on his ass and couldn't get up for a long time. The students laughed happily.

"Good you a country mouse, dare to fight with master grandpa. Come, take it! "

The Great Xia stared at a pair of small eyes as big as mung beans and pounced on the mouse fiercely. ...

To tell the truth, the mouse is no match for the Great Xia. By the time the students called teacher Bai in a panic, the little mouse had been killed by the hero.

From that day on, the little mice never spoke to the Great Xia again, and no one spoke to him. Although the mouse was defeated, it became a hero in the eyes of classmates. Jack brought wine and chocolate from home to comfort him, and Sophia secretly stuffed a handkerchief for the mouse.

three

School life is both tense and enjoyable. In a blink of an eye, a semester is over. The mouse became everyone's friend. He can tell many interesting stories. The little mouse who grew up in the city was fascinated by what happened in the countryside. How eager they are to play in the countryside one day, listen to the tinkling sound of springs, look at the green trees, pick some fragrant wild flowers and stand in the valley and shout, "Hey-!"

At this moment, teacher Bai Bai brought the best news to everyone: she accepted the invitation of the little mouse and led the whole class to play in the countryside during the holiday!

Oh! All the mice in the class cheered. The little mouse flushed and told everyone that he had written to his mother in the country, asking her to prepare delicious food and wait to meet the gentle and beautiful teacher and the little guests from the city for nothing. In the letter, he also specifically mentioned the enthusiastic Jack, the smart and beautiful Sophia, and the "Wulin master" warrior who was determined to correct his mistakes and vowed never to bully his classmates again.

The mouse's words made the teacher laugh to tears. Sophia also generously kissed him on the forehead. This is the first time that the Great Xia feels embarrassed. He said to the mouse, "Little brother, you are talking nonsense. What kind of martial arts expert am I? " Ha ha ha ha ... the roof of the classroom is about to be opened by happy laughter!

Looking forward to, looking forward to, finally looking forward to the holiday.

On this day, teacher Bai Bai brought the ticket. She said, "Students, listen carefully. Now let me talk about specific matters ... "The teacher never forgot to bring an umbrella and wear soft-soled shoes, and said from bringing a small kettle that you are not allowed to run around in the forest alone ... Then, Miss Bai took out a small glass bottle filled with white powder. She said very seriously: "This is a commonly used highly toxic pesticide. If you eat a little, you will die. Students must be careful not to pick fruits and vegetables in the field casually. "

Because almost all mice have the problem of picking up food at random, the teacher repeatedly told everyone that it was in vain. She also told the little mice to come to the podium, smell the smell in the bottle carefully and keep it in mind.

The mice gathered around the platform, and no one noticed that the door of the classroom had been opened and an unexpected disaster was quietly coming on them.

four

"meow! ——"

The strange cry startled teacher Bai Bai and his classmates.

Alas, a fierce-looking one-eyed black cat appeared in the classroom. The mice were stunned.

The little mouse thinks this guy looks familiar, by the way, that's him! There was a picture of this one-eyed black cat in the newspaper the other day. He is a criminal who just killed a chicken and is being chased by the police!

Poor Sophia and Xia were both caught by black cats. They struggled desperately, but in vain.

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"Let go of the child! Tell me everything. " Teacher Bai Bai angrily rebuked the black cat.

"Well," the one-eyed black cat looked like a rogue. As soon as he let go, he let Sophia and Xia go. Then, he approached Mr. Bai Bai step by step, made a face and said, "It's not bad to eat a beautiful mouse girl, hehe ..."

"Well, you can eat me, but don't hurt the child!"

"All right. Good discussion, good discussion. "

"teacher!" "teacher!" There is crying in the classroom. How can a little mouse watch his beloved teacher be eaten? However, it is too late to call the police. And the black cat won't let anyone out of the classroom. Fight this bad guy. Who knows how many students will be sacrificed? Everyone's strength combined can't beat this fierce one-eyed black cat. ...

What are we doing? What are we doing? Miss White has been strangled by a black cat. Help the teacher!

Just then, the little mouse took advantage of everyone's inattention, picked up the glass bottle on the platform, cocked his neck and swallowed half a bottle of medicine.

He bravely walked up to the one-eyed black cat, blushed and said, "Little mouse is tender, you eat me first, then you eat the teacher!" " "

..... I don't know how long, white teacher finally awake. Her students surrounded her in the middle, and the teacher's eyes glanced around eagerly: Jack, Sophia, Xia … All the students are here except the mouse!

"Little mouse? Where's the mouse? " Teacher Bai Bai repeatedly asked. The little mice drooped their heads one by one, and tears dripped on the floor.

In the corner of the classroom, there is a dead one-eyed black cat, and an empty bottle full of poison is hung upside down on the podium ... The teacher understands everything in vain.

"Little mouse!" "Little mouse!" The teacher is crying, and so is the mouse. ...

A few days later, a group of little mice were walking on a country road. Teacher Bai Bai led the team, followed by Jack, Xia and Sophia. ...

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