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Excellent composition for first-grade pupils: Guess who I am.
I am an ordinary girl, tall, slim, with a ponytail, Korean flat bangs, a pair of modest eyes, long eyelashes, a small nose with a glib mouth under my nose.
I don't have many hobbies. I like watching comics and TV. I like listening to music, especially rhythmic English songs; I like playing computer. My grades are average. Among my three subjects, English is the best, Chinese is average, and math is the worst. Because I am poor at math, my father calls me a "little fool" all day! I don't like dressing myself up very much. I just wear a nice dress casually. I often wear a pink coat, a school uniform, a yellow sweater, a pair of school uniform pants and a pair of light purple high-top shoes. Carrying a red and sky blue EXO backpack.
I have many nicknames, such as buttonwood, small tung, sweet cone and so on. People generally like to call me "cone". Because I especially like to eat cones in summer, everyone calls me "cone".
I have little courage, and I am often scared to death. Once, when my brother and I came back from my grandfather's house, my brother deliberately pushed me into the door and turned off the leakage switch. I was scared out of my wits. I quickly pressed the switch to turn on the light, but there was no response. I was even more afraid. I quickly squatted down and cried. My brother heard my cry and quickly turned on the leakage switch and came in to comfort me.
I love to laugh, and I often laugh until my stomach hurts. Once, my father told me a joke. At first, I was listless. After reading one or two sentences, I began to laugh. After reading the whole joke, I had already laughed my head off.
It's so obvious. Can you guess who I am?
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