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English problem.

Usually when people ask me how to learn English, I will pick one from the Internet, hehe. Now let me talk about my English learning history. I have been the first since the first grade of primary school (hehe, I'm not bragging), and everyone admires me. Up to now, I am the only person in this terrible university who has produced an interpretation certificate. (Angry at Foreign Studies University: It will be great if you show your interpretation certificate, hmm! ! All right, cut the crap. Why do I always get better grades? Because I firmly believe in a creed, that is, speak more natural languages and study happily. In fact, this is a very simple question. Chinese is much more difficult than English. Think about it, in English, there is an apple, a cigarette, a trout, a computer, a pair of glasses and a pair of trousers. The answer is an apple, a cigar, a trout, a computer, a pair of glasses and a pair of trousers, right? Obviously, Chinese is much simpler than English. You see, China people are really annoying. Why "ge", "root", "strip", "Taiwan", "amplitude" and "double" ... How simple is English, just one or a pair, and is it so annoying? However, do you think you have been deliberately influenced by these quantifiers? Obviously not. Why? It is because of Chinese that we practice and talk over and over again. It's that simple. So is English. Ten years ago, when I was young, I watched Classroom in the Air. Hehe, it wasn't there then. I was watching Maser's Story and Victor English. As a result, it was time for my English to "rule" the whole class in primary school, hehe. Teachers are very strange, because they don't know why I know that the past tense of go is went, and I am just teaching some simple dialogues. They also found that my vocabulary has reached the level of junior high school. Teachers think that my parents often make me carry things, but in fact I just "listen", hehe.

Having said that, I think this is the best way of English enlightenment education. Pupils' brains (or children's brains) are in a very sensitive stage of acceptance, and their stories are often unforgettable after listening, although they may find it funny. For example, when monsters say this English sentence, it is very funny, and then they repeat it. This is the most gratifying time, because the word "entertainment" has been unconsciously reflected. At least that's how I started, hehe. So when I was young, whenever I watched other people's children of the same age recite words like R-E-A-D-Y, ready, R-E-A-D-Y, ready (repeated n times, abbreviated later), I knew that they didn't master the method of learning English. Because they don't study with a happy mind, they are just eating apples, and they don't know how to grow apples. (Play deep, laugh. )

Then, I entered the retrogression period of my English study, when I was 1 1, 2 years old. At this time, the teacher began to focus on teaching grammar points and vocabulary usage (after all, I am a junior high school student), and my English level has been unable to maintain the "leader position" of the class, because I am still my old routine: language sense method. (It can be said that I am still doing this now), but I can only guarantee that my English is around 85, and it is easy to make some low-level mistakes. After all, my English was not based on basic skills from the beginning, but was originally a "Shanghai style" study. As a result, because I am lazy in reading, unwilling to recite and spend time, my teachers scold me and my parents scold me, but I still learn English with my old three samples: "English songs" (I am a fan of celine dion), "original movies" (there are a lot of shit words in them, but my parents are not very supportive), and I "talk to myself" (I speak English to myself and am scolded crazy for n times). As a result, my English class representative was removed and replaced by a little girl who was busy studying. Because I often keep the top five and don't hand in my homework, and no one can speak it better than me, hehe. They say my spoken English is pure American pronunciation.

In high school, my English entered a period of serious decline. For the same reason. I got 85 points on the college entrance examination paper 150 (the first time I did it). There was a failure. I finally understand that under the framework of this exam-oriented education, I am going to die if I continue to study like this. So I spent a lot of money to buy a copy of Invincible English Grammar, starting from scratch. Re-understanding what is subject predicate, what is antecedent, the difference between unnecessary and unnecessary, and the displacement of virtual voice ... is very painful, and the benefits are not great. Results The score of English college entrance examination ended with 123 without my efforts. And now I can say: grammar, for an English major, my current level is four words, nonsense. But I can do 90% more grammar questions. After all, I gained a sense of language by constantly opening my mouth.

My English level recovered in college. This is a qualitative leap for me, because I am exposed to the most modern English: interpretation. But my CET-4 score is only 5 10, which is low enough. There are many people who surpass me in the college. But at the same time, I can take the export translation certificate. This is also the reason why my English is biased. Because on the one hand, I hate the current English education examination system (although my grades are not bad), but I think it is an examination system that is not conducive to selecting talents!

Write a joke here, first say a grammatical question, which is in Chinese.

Choose the best answer from multiple options:

Which one is right?

A. you are a fool. You are a fool. C.you are a fool. You are a fool.

As a result, I got a lot of grammar knowledge points in this exam, but it seems that there are no big mistakes after reading it. How did it happen? Our exam will reveal many grammatical knowledge points, such as "you" as the subject and "predicate" after the subject. This is a swearing sentence. If the sentence is reversed, many scary knowledge points will be used to "select talents". This is today's grammar exam, such as:

Let's go to school, _ _ _ _ _? The answer is should we?

Let's go to school, _ _ _ _ _? The answer is yes.

This is the exam. I made a mistake. I was depressed at that time, because I really didn't understand the significance. Will foreigners complain that your English is not standard because of this? ! Won't they understand? I don't believe it.

Finally, to sum up, you ask, how to learn English? Ha ha, personally, the same! ! The ways to learn English are: speaking, singing and listening. Speak first, then sing, then listen. No, one more. Write it. A few years ago, I would say, to hell with writing. Now I think I still have to write. After all, we are in an exam-oriented education system, and we always have to test some dead grammar points. It's like up there. I am studying French and Japanese at present. The effect is good, because I hardly touch the textbook and eat "wild food". Even so, I don't want to strive for 99 points, 100 points. I'd rather get a score of 70 or 80, but I'm definitely welcome in my post. (This man stinks! Because I jumped out of the box of exam-oriented education!

I still want to study like this, adhere to the "four cardinal principles", unite around "happy" study, and work hard like all kinds of English certificates! (This man stinks! Everybody, tomatoes are ready! ! )^_*