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Love is like a joke, it kills others and hurts itself.

1, love is like two people pulling a rubber band, and the injured party is always unwilling to let go.

2. Love is like knitting a sweater. When it was built, it went through a lot of hardships. Only one side needs to pull it gently when it is dismantled, and the person who once loved it most becomes the most familiar stranger.

3, love is like picking up shells, don't pick up the biggest, don't pick up the most beautiful, pick up what you like, and you will never go to the beach.

Love is like a joke. It killed others and hurt itself.

Love is like waiting for a bus. The one you are waiting for hasn't come yet, and you don't want to wait one after another.

6. Love is like Raul. You gave your deepest love to Real Madrid, but it was Schalke who accompanied you to the end. Love is like Beckham. He left angrily and chose Real Madrid, but he never forgot Manchester United. Love is like Henry, who has been a gunner for a day and a gunner all his life. For you, I can love again, like Barack, never get it, never give up. Love is like Baggio, even a prince can't be perfect, so it's the best.

7. Love is like a bus. This one is too crowded for you, and that one has no air conditioning. I finally waited for the air-conditioned bus with few people, but I couldn't reach my destination.

8. Love is like a weak light bulb. The future, too far away. I can't take pictures.

9. Love is like air. The tighter you hold it, the easier it will slip away from you. When you release it, it will be by your side.

10, love is like rice, romance is like food. People want to eat when they are hungry, but after eating, more people like to comment on food and ignore white rice.