A sentence that means cold and funny.

1, the weather is cold, I suggest you go to bed early.

God, it's so cold, the urine that has just been urinated will turn into ice immediately.

It's so cold that even farting can be used to dry hands.

4, seeking a clear and harmonious sky, just asking people to add a pair of autumn pants.

It's time to take a bath by courage, wash clothes by perseverance, get up by explosiveness, and go out to class by the power of the wild.

6, undressing depends on courage, getting up depends on explosiveness.

7. I once threatened that I would rather freeze to death than become a dog at a high temperature of 38 degrees. Until today, I was frozen into a dog, because I was too young to understand that beautiful promise.

8. In winter, he teased me and always froze his hands and feet.

9. Take an extra coat when it is cold. Remember to take an umbrella when it rains. Buy a cup of hot milk tea when your hands are cold. Don't treat yourself badly.

10, on such a cold day, single dog will be upgraded to barking ice!

Do you know why you have no date? Because in this stocking season, you are wearing a pair of autumn trousers.

12, in this weather today, anything can be used to dry hands.

13. It is said that there are only two reasons for wearing long pants. One is that you feel cold, the other is that your mother thinks you are cold.

14, cold is a word, I only say it once, and the rest are changed to snot.

15, the furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when I stand in front of you, you don't know I'm wearing long pants.

16, in winter, I often think: I wish I had someone I like around.

17, trapped in bed for a day, looking forward to the sunshine tomorrow.

18, the most rogue in winter, always likes to freeze my hands and feet.

19, cold is a word, I will only say it once, I know you will use snot instead.