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Do you have any jokes about EXO?

The leader and Chan Lie go camping in the forest together.

at night, the master shivered and said, "Mao Can, do you feel so cold?" Why do I feel the cold wind blowing? "

Chan Lie sneezed and said, "You, you just think?"

。 . . The leader felt that the crow flew over his head. . .

"you go and get some firewood, and I'll make a fire. Go, Xiao Maocan. "

Mao can asked, "Can you move the firewood and I'll make a fire?"

The leader gave him a look. [Even in the dark, the power is not diminished] Mao Can seemed to feel it and said, "I'll get some firewood."

After the firewood was brought, the leader and Mao Can * * * raised a fire with that one.

As the situation seems to be derailed, the leader shouted, "Mao Can, you idiot, you burned my lovely little bag a little. You want to die! ! !”

Shinchan smiled obsequiously. "Brother kris is angry. I'll buy you a new one."

"I'll take it! ! !” The leader roared angrily.

Cancan grabbed the leader's arm and said, "I'll let Xingxing oppa be cured ~"

Xiaoxing Xing had a whim one day and said, "Shall I raise potted flowers? "The inner abacus snapped. [Anyway, I will cure, afraid of? ]

Xiao Xingxing put on his hat, sunglasses and mask, and looked in the mirror and said, "Oh, so no one should recognize me?"

"Ah ~ it's LAY ~ Wow! It's so handsome, even if civilians dress up without makeup, it's very handsome ~ "A little sister on the roadside recognized it directly with sharp eyes and called it out mercilessly, causing a stir among a group of sisters around.

poor lay. . . This is really tired. .

Turn left, turn right, turn seven, turn eight, find a hidden flower and bird market, and buy cactus and jasmine.

the little abacus in my mind is. . Just ask Bai Xian and Shi Xun to raise flowers and save a lot of money. . Save the money and have a rare tooth sacrifice. .

when I got home, I put eight or two pots of plants in the living room and said, "That Bai Xian and Shi Xun, you two take care of the flowers for me. The room needs some life."

Bai Bai and Shi Xun smiled confidently and said, "OK, we'll take care of it!"

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I passed the living room in vain, and the little psychological activity was blooming well. I needed some, uh ~ ~ light. I used my power (special ability) to shine for ten minutes. . . You can imagine the misery of that flower.

Shi Xun passed by the living room, and he had a little mental activity. It must be the lack of water, the source of life. Pa, a heavy rain. . Well, let's not talk about flowers. It's disabled

as soon as Lay got home in the evening, he saw two flowers that died miserably in the living room. He cured the flower with a cure and grabbed Bai Xian and Shi Xun's ears and went to the living room.

"steamed stuffed bun, freeze them!" The steamed stuffed bun, who was eating the steamed stuffed bun, obviously choked and coughed and went out

"What do you want me to do? I'm eating steamed stuffed bun! !” The steamed stuffed bun roared. .

Shi Xun and he ran over in vain and said, XIUMINoppa~ You see, the flowers are so well raised by us, and Brother Xingxing is going to beat us.

Xing Xing and other big eyes: "Brother Steamed Bun, they killed the flowers. I cured them! !” Xing xing has a face of injustice.

steamed stuffed bun looks like a big brother: "Forget it, I'll treat you to steamed stuffed bun ~ no? Then put me in the refrigerator, hey hey, that's frozen steamed stuffed bun ~ ~ "