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Who is the first person to inform the mothers after delivery?

My little sister has been a delightful pistachio since she was a child. Wherever she goes, there is laughter. But what I didn't expect was that in the face of such a serious matter as giving birth to a child, she could also make the doctor laugh until he cramped. In fact, it wasn't the little sister who told any jokes, but the problem after the little sister gave birth to the baby made the doctor laugh. Under normal circumstances, after the baby is born, the mother will ask the baby's gender. The first question of the younger sister is actually to ask the doctor how big the baby's head is, whether he gave birth to a "big-headed son" and how he suffered such a big crime. At that time, the doctors and nurses in the delivery room were all amused by her words, and the doctor in charge of the operation smiled awkwardly. The rest of the work was done with the help of nurses, and the whole delivery room was happy for a long time because of this problem.

Under normal circumstances, the mother will ask the doctor about the baby's sex and health, but nothing is absolute. Look at what these mothers have asked.

Xiaoqing: My two placentas are identical twins. I asked the doctor as soon as the baby was born. My two children are not connected. The doctor immediately said that I had watched too many TV dramas and news. My sister and brother are very close, but they can't grow up together because of a film. Anyway, it's good that the child is healthy.

Han Han: When we were born, the first question I asked was, Does my baby have hair? Because my husband's family inherited bad hair and went bald at the age of 30. When he was pregnant, he prayed that his child's hair would never look like his father's.

Mother Li: The doctor showed it to me. My first question is, "Why is it so ugly? Will it be wrong? " The doctor gave me a white look and kept saying "little beauty" I didn't expect the longer the better.

Mother Cherry: My daughter didn't have time to ask the doctor after she was born. She hugged her and quickly counted her daughter's fingers, because there were not many fingers during the pregnancy test, almost ten.

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