What are some jokes about turtles?

One day, three turtles, turtle father, turtle mother and turtle son, decided to go for an outing. I took a Shandong pie and two cans of sea chicken to Yangmingshan. After ten years of hard work, I finally succeeded. Sit on the floor, unload your equipment and prepare dinner. Damn it! No can opener! Father turtle said, "son turtle, go back and get it!" ! "Mother Tortoise said," Come on, dear son! Mom and Dad are waiting for you to come back and have dinner together .. Go back quickly, "said the turtle son." Be sure to wait for me! Don't break your word! ... "turtle son set foot on the road home ... time flies, 20 years have passed, turtle son has not appeared ... turtle mother can't stand it:" wife ... do you want to have dinner first? I'm so hungry, I said ... "Father Tortoise said," No ... Is commitment a joke? Promise your son ... wait for him for another five years, or let him go! " The tortoise said that it had been five years ... and there was still no sign of the tortoise's son. Whatever! ! Parents decided to start! Father Tortoise took out the pie and said, "Wife ... you eat first!" " Mother turtle said, "I'm sorry, son! Mom is really hungry! "Take a big bite and the pie will hurt! It's too late to say now ... turtle son jumped out from behind the tree and said, "fuck!" " ! I knew you would steal! ! Trick me into getting a can opener? ! ! I waited for 25 years and finally got it! ! I hate being cheated! !"