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What is your teacher's pet phrase?
1, you are the most stupid class: no matter which teacher, as long as the students can't learn in teaching, this sentence is definitely the first sentence. Every time we are the dumbest students, hahahaha, every time my class is the dumbest, and every time it is the worst. I don't know since I was a child. In fact, everyone is the worst, not the worst, only worse.
2. Right: Every time the teacher finishes a sentence, the next sentence is: "Right?" You see, after a class, I didn't listen to a few other words. This sentence is very classic. It will always be "right" and "right" One of our classmates is joking. We are not math teachers here. This is obviously the right teacher. Why didn't you think that classmate was so humorous at that time? It's interesting to think about it.
3, this is a sub-topic: the teacher's meaning is very clear, this is a sub-topic, but some students are so stupid, these answers are all wrong, which makes the teacher very embarrassed. Since it's all up to the point of giving points, it's free and you can't take it away. This shows how hopeless you are. How can the teacher express his meaning so clearly? I didn't think it was.
I will finish the class after a few words: this is what many procrastinators say. Teacher, you have finished class. You said five minutes, and the class will be 10 minutes. You really never rest for a moment. Just look forward to it, look forward to it. The more I look forward to it, the more I can't finish the class. Class is over in two minutes. As soon as the teacher left and the teacher from the next class came in, you just ... ......
5, swearing: We make a long story short and swear. It is really wrong for a teacher not to pay attention to his own quality. Even if the students are naughty, you can't make yourself so incompetent by being naughty. Swearing and swearing are not the qualities a teacher should have. There are very few teachers who should swear now. The former teacher really didn't know how to recruit him!
Bian Xiao has met many wonderful teachers' pet words, so I won't talk about them here, but in any case, we all have to learn whether our teachers are good or not, and sometimes teachers are unconscious, so let's talk about it and don't put pressure on them.
In any case, the teacher still wants us to study hard, and there will always be when we meet, otherwise, if we have children in the future, the children will not be able to do their own problems, and that is the real embarrassment.
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