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Dialect and Putonghua Composition

China is a multilingual country, and Mandarin is a bridge between different ethnic groups. I have carefully prepared "Dialect and Putonghua Composition" for you, hoping to help you. If you want to know more about writing skills, please continue to pay attention to our composition column. One: writing words in dialect and Putonghua One day, dialect and Putonghua met on the bank of a stream. At first glance, dialect turned out to be their twin brother Mandarin!

Dialect says to Mandarin: "Hi! Mandarin brothers! You said we were all born to Chinese mothers, almost identical. Then who is more capable? "

Mandarin says, "Brother, with your ability to spread only in the city, you are still a hundred thousand miles away from me!" " Brother, go back to practice! "

When I heard the dialect, I got angry and said, "What's your skill? Not just like me! "

Mandarin says, "My skills are great! Broadcast, TV host, speech … all need me! What about you? Can you do so many things? "

Dialect says: "I am also very capable! It can increase the communication speed between local people, and some local radio stations and local programs also need me! "

Mandarin says, "Then look in the street. Whoever supports more people will have great skills! "

As a result, Mandarin and dialects took to the streets. They first saw a host, so they came forward and asked, "Do you think Mandarin is better or dialect is better?"

"Well, it should be Mandarin. Well, Mandarin promotes China culture! "

The mandarin speaker said, "Look, I'm still good at it!"

The dialect says, "This doesn't count! There are so many people anyway! "

Next, they saw an out-and-out Minnan dialect, so they greeted each other and asked, "Do you speak Mandarin or dialect?" Minnan people said: "The dialect is good! Dialect is very convenient! "

The dialect says, "Look, I'm better at it!"

Mandarin says, "It doesn't count! There are others! "

They asked for three days and two nights, and the final result was-the votes were the same! This result surprised them and they had to go to sign language to judge. Sign language said: "You are all wrong, only our sign language is the greatest, and you are all insignificant!" " "

After listening to dialect and Mandarin, I fainted with a splash.

Chapter II: Dialect and Putonghua make up China is a multi-ethnic and multilingual country. Mandarin is the language symbol of China, so it is necessary for China people to speak Mandarin well. Because it allows friends from all corners of the country to talk together in the same language; It can make China better cooperate and communicate with friends from all over the world, and make China richer and stronger. It can make our campus more civilized and give more love and care to the world.

Mandarin is a symbol of civilization, so you must learn to speak Mandarin!

I remember once, I accidentally found a joke about Putonghua on the computer: the minister called Xiao Zhang, and Xiao Zhang answered the phone and said, "Hello, I'm the headmaster (Xiao Zhang)." Hearing this, the minister dialed the wrong number. Xiao Zhang didn't answer, so he asked, "Who are you?" The minister said, "I just won't talk about it!" " "Two people hung up the puzzling phone at the same time. This is a joke caused by not being able to speak Mandarin, which shows how important it is to speak Mandarin well.

When I was very young, because I lived in my grandmother's house, my grandmother and they all spoke the dialects there, so I followed suit, and many times some dialects would blurt out:

When I was in kindergarten, my parents took me to an aunt's house in the city to play. Mom and aunt always have endless topics. As soon as they got to menstruation's house, Mom and menstruation chattered nonstop and forgot the time for dinner. Although I don't want to disturb them, my stomach can't wait for people. I always "tell the time" ... I finally couldn't help saying, "Aunt, I want to cut the rice." "What? Cut the rice? " Aunt asked me doubtfully in Mandarin. "Dad, I'm hungry and want to cut rice. Aunt didn't understand? " I asked dad. Hearing this, Dad was stunned for a moment, and then said in distress situation: "Silly child, speak Mandarin outside, or others will misunderstand you if they don't understand, okay?" "Oh, I see!" So, I said to my aunt in nonstandard Mandarin: "Aunt, I'm hungry. Can I eat? " "Oh, look at my memory, hungry? Let's eat. " I nodded and thought: It's really important to speak Mandarin. ...

Speaking Mandarin well is convenient for you, me and him. I am proud that I can speak Mandarin! Students, let's all speak Mandarin from now on!

Chapter 3: Dialect and Putonghua are the most important communication tools. In China, the most iconic language is Mandarin. So, what is Mandarin? Mandarin, the modern standard Chinese, also known as Mandarin and Mandarin, refers to the * * * common language spoken by Chinese in Chinese mainland, Hongkong, Macau, Taiwan Province Province and overseas, and is the * * * common communicative oral language of modern Chinese.

Now, Mandarin is one of the common languages in China. As the saying goes: Mandarin is universal. Now foreigners even go to cram schools to learn Mandarin. Walking in the street now, who doesn't speak Mandarin? So, with such a unique language, how can we spread it all over the world? How can we carry forward Putonghua, the language and culture that represents our country?

To promote Putonghua, we must first learn Putonghua well. We should not only learn Mandarin well by ourselves, but also teach it to our friends and relatives so that they can integrate into the world of Mandarin. It is best to speak Mandarin every day. It is important to stick to this point. However, how hard do we need to speak Mandarin with others? In fact, the most important move is to read more and speak more Mandarin. As long as you train more, you will naturally speak Mandarin better and better. No matter which word you can't pronounce, you should look it up in the dictionary to understand the pronunciation, so as to minimize the probability of mispronunciation, which can also improve the accuracy of pronunciation. At school, you must speak standard Mandarin with your classmates and teachers. You should also speak Mandarin with your family in your life. And tell people around you more about the origin of Putonghua, so that everyone can realize the beautiful language and culture of China.

"I am a Wa nationality in China, and I like to speak Mandarin." Promoting Mandarin starts with you and me, starting with you and me. Let's all become China Eva who loves to speak Mandarin, and spread our China language and culture to every corner of the world, so that people all over the world can speak Mandarin.

Chapter Four: Dialect and Putonghua Composition Have you heard a story about Putonghua? If not, I'll tell you the main idea of the story: a child helped an adult solicit customers, but he scared the adults away because of his dialect! This story shows how important it is to speak pure Mandarin!

In daily life, perhaps it is because of a misleading dialect of a foreigner that a lot of unnecessary troubles are caused. Imagine flight attendants, waiters, etc. Without a good mandarin, you can stand on your official career, and how can you get to today step by step? Maybe you think dialect is your hometown dialect, but I want to tell you that it is good to love your hometown, but have you ever thought that you have both kind hometown dialect and pure Mandarin? Chatting with fellow villagers can use hometown dialect; Mandarin can be used in formal occasions or when talking with foreigners. Isn't this better?

It may be of no obvious benefit to you, me and everyone, but think about it in the deepest place-everyone in China has a pure and clear Mandarin, and foreigners will look at us in China with new eyes and stop laughing at the dialects they don't understand. Isn't this the credit of our country and ourselves?

I blew the horn of learning Mandarin. I hope everyone will start learning Mandarin for themselves and the motherland, and also help friends who speak dialects around them to learn Mandarin together!

Chapter 5: Dialect and Putonghua Composition Putonghua is like a bridge, a traction line and a sailboat in my heart. It can make people all over China and even abroad become a family and speak the same language.

China's language is extensive and profound, and a sentence is described in different languages in different places. If people from different places get together, it's like a blind man hitting a deaf person and can't communicate at all. At this time, Mandarin played a great role.

I remember when I was not in kindergarten, I lived with my grandparents. They speak Sunan dialect. Living with them for a long time, I gradually became familiar with dialects. Since then, communicating with others has become a big problem for me. Every time I go out shopping and talk to the cashier's aunt, she always asks me several times, "What did you say?" Every time I come here, I can only be anxious. I also want to speak Mandarin, but I can only speak dialects. Sometimes I can't even understand the cashier's aunt's Mandarin. We can only stare at each other, but we are worse than sign language.

Slowly, I went to kindergarten, and the kindergarten teacher patiently taught me standard Mandarin. Gradually, I talk to others less and less. I studied Chinese Pinyin in primary school, and Mandarin has been completely standardized! Since then, I have never worried that there will be no obstacles in communicating with others.

I can't say that I am in love with Mandarin, because it has been integrated into my life and I have relied on it. It exists in my world like air, and I can't live without it for a day. We should popularize Putonghua, so that more people will no longer become communication troubles because they can't speak Putonghua.

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