What are Altman's jokes?

Physical education class played an indoor basketball match, which was hosted by Showa Heping.

Teacher: "Now physical education class is fighting for the ball on behalf of Leo and Diga! ! "

Diga immediately turned into a model airplane, causing the girl next to her to scream: "Diga! ! You are so handsome! ! "

Leo: "Hum, what's the use of just being handsome?" I can jump a kilometer, but you can't compete with me! "

Diga: "How do you know until you try?"

When the whistle sounded, the teacher threw the ball up ~ ~

Leo: "Let you know how well I bounce!" " ! ! ! ! "

Then Severn suddenly remembered something: "Leo, don't jump with all your strength!" " ! ! ! "

Five minutes later ~ ~ ~ infirmary ~ ~ ~

Otto's mother: "Leo, what is this?" Hurt so badly? "

Sai Wen: "Jumped too high and hit the ceiling ~ ~ ~" Astra stole the key to the principal's office and was chased by the Otto brothers.

Astra ran into Leo's classroom: "Brother, help me!" " "

Leo: "Oh, my God! Why did you steal this? "

Astra: "The exam is coming, and I want to get the answer."

At this moment, King Otto came over and said, "I have good news and bad news. Which one do you want to listen to? "

Astra: "Bad news ..."

King Otto: "There is no answer in my office."

Astra: What's the good news?

King Otto: "This is an open-book exam ..."

Astra fainted on the spot. Jack: "Brother, you must help me do well in this exam!" " ! ! ! "

Sai Wen: "No problem, I'll give you this bracelet, and you'll know the answer when you look at it."

Taylor: "Dad ~ ~ ~ You must help me!" " "

Otto's father: "Don't worry, you are my son, I can't let you pass ~ ~ I'll make the question simple ~" Leo: "Principal ~ ~ I just transferred from Leo ~ ~ I can't fail this exam! ! ! "

King Otto: "OK, you wear my cloak to take the exam and see who dares not give you full marks ~" "

As a result, the three of them took the top three Taylor in the school: "Brother Saiwen, do you know? You have always been my idol! "

Sai Wen: "Really?"

Taylor: "My reverence for you is like a surging river, which keeps flowing ~ ~ ~ ~"

Sai Wen: "Really? (Outside the cloud nine) "

Taylor: "especially your top card attack, it was really earth-shattering, making you cry!" " Can you lend it to me? "

Sai Wen: "No problem, take it!" " (ecstatic) "

Taylor took it and ran: "Brothers, I found the tool for cutting watermelons! ! ! "

Severn: "Son of a bitch, come back here ~ ~ ~" Babar people dressed as Hikari and infiltrated the campus. As a result, as soon as they entered the corridor, they were tripped by Leo, who was lying in ambush, and then they were beaten.

Babaxing people were beaten back to their original shape and dying to ask, "How do you know that I am fake?"

Leo: "Hehe, actually, I didn't know you were fake, I just wanted to teach Hikari a lesson ~ ~" Later, babar people didn't give up and mixed into the campus like Zofi. As a result, they were beaten again as soon as they entered the corridor.

Baba star was beaten back to its original shape. Dying, he asked, "How was it seen through again?"

Zofi: "It's simple, because I'm real ~ ~ ~"

Since then, people in babar have stopped taking karate lessons.

Diga: "Hehe …"

Leo: "What are you happy about? Meeting me should be your greatest misfortune ~ "

Diga: "Your Leo kick is useless to me!" " "

Leo: Shit, that's what you said! Look at it! Leo kicks! "

Looking at Leo's jumping figure, Dijia smiled …

Five minutes later ... infirmary. ...

Otto's mother: "My God!" " How did you get hurt so badly? "

Leo: "55555 that scumbag threw a bunch of tacks on the ground when I jumped up!" " "