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Xiaoming lunch box joke
This is jiaozi.
One day, Xiao Ming was eating jiaozi. He opened the lid of the lunch box and saw: There are only five jiaozi! But there are obviously six! He felt that he had made a mistake, so he closed the lid and opened it again: there are only four this time! He tried several times, and finally jiaozi was gone! What's going on here?
Jiaozi stuck to the lid of the lunch box.
During the ten years in War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression, many people starved to death. But Xiao Ming survived this dangerous period. How did he do it?
Xiaoming is a lunch box.
Xiaoming fell from the eighteenth floor. Why isn't he dead?
Because he is a lunch box.
Why did Jiaozi fall from the18th floor and not die?
Because jiaozi can fly.
Why does a creature die when it falls from 18 floor?
Because jiaozi is eaten by Xiao Ming.
Xiaoming is a lunch box.
Xiaoming fell from the eighteenth floor again. Why isn't he dead?
Because he ate jiaozi.
Why didn't the dog die when it fell from the eighteenth floor?
Because dogs eat jiaozi.
Why didn't the tiger die when it fell from the eighteenth floor?
Because the tiger ate the dog.
A cat ate jiaozi and jumped from the18th floor. Why did it die?
Because it was eaten by the flying tigers.
Who is the worst in this story?
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