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Yang xiuzhi's death

It was the cause of death. No.

"The mistake is the cause of death, not the issue of withdrawing troops." Yang Xiu was killed by Cao Cao's jealousy.

Yang Xiu is the son of Yang Biao, whose name is Zude. Born in a family that has been passed down from generation to generation. Extremely clever, it is really "the dragon and snake walk in the pen, and the chest is splendid." "When you start talking, you will be shocked and you will win the championship. During the Jian 'an period of Emperor Xian of Han Dynasty (196-220), he was promoted to Xiaolian, and besides doctors, he became Prime Minister Cao Cao. "At that time, shuddering, show always know internal and external things, all mean. Since the Yan Wang Wei, it is very effective for Cao Cao to make friends. However, due to Yang Xiu's arrogance, he made several taboos against Cao Cao, which Cao Cao could not tolerate. There are the following stories:

Cao Cao once built a garden. When the garden was built, Cao Cao went to see it, which was neither good nor bad. He just took a pen, wrote the word "live" on the door and left. People don't understand what he means, only Yang Xiu does. He said: "The word' live' is added to the door, which is also the word' wide'." The Prime Minister thinks that the garden gate is wide and the ears are wide! "So I built a wall around it. After the renovation, Cao Cao was invited to see it. Cao Cao was overjoyed and asked, "Who knows what I want? About replied: "Yang Xiu also! "Although Cao Cao performed well, he was taboo in his heart. Another day, Saibei sent a box of cakes to Cao Cao. Cao Cao personally wrote the word "crisp" on the box and put it on the desk. Yang Xiu saw it, so he took the tableware and shared it with everyone. When Cao Cao asked him why, Xiu replied: "The box clearly says' one person eats crisp'. How dare you disobey the orders of the Prime Minister? "Although Cao Cao likes to laugh, he hates Yang Xiu in his heart.

Cao Cao is suspicious, afraid of being countered by others. He often tells his left and right, "I am good at killing people in my dreams, so don't come near me when I am asleep!" " One day, Cao Cao was sleeping in his tent and fell to the ground on purpose. A waiter panicked and quickly hid. Cao Cao immediately jumped up and drew his sword to kill him, and went to bed again. After sleeping for a long time, I pretended to dream after getting up and asked, "Who killed my valet?" Everyone told the truth. Cao Cao wept bitterly and ordered him to be buried next to the waiter. People think that Cao Cao really killed someone in his dream, but Yang Xiu knew his intention. When he was buried, he pointed to the body of his valet and lamented, "The Prime Minister is not in a dream, but you are in a dream!" " When Cao Cao heard this, he hated Yang Xiu even more.

Cao Zhi, the third son of Cao Cao, loves to cultivate talents and often invites Xiu to talk all night. Cao Cao discussed with many people and wanted to make Cao Zhi his successor. Xelloss knew this situation, and he secretly sought Wu Zhi, a Long song native of Chao Ge, to discuss it with the Imperial Palace. Afraid of being noticed, I hid Wu in the middle with a big hairpin, only saying it was silk, so I put it in the house. After learning about this situation, Hugh reported directly to Cao Cao. Cao Cao sent people to observe in Cao Pi's mansion. Pi panicked and told Wu Zhi, "Don't worry. Tomorrow, we will put silk on big bamboo poles to confuse them. " According to the quality of the skin, the silk man was carried in a big basket, and there were no Tibetans inside. The messenger searched the basket and found that it was really silk, so he reported it to Cao Cao. Cao Cao suspected that Yang Xiu had framed Xelloss and hated Yang Xiu even more. Cao Cao wanted to test the talents of Cao Pi and Cao Zhi. One day, on the one hand, they were ordered to leave Yecheng Gate, on the other hand, the emissary told the gatekeeper not to let them out. Cao Pi arrived first and was stopped by the doorman, so he had to go back honestly. Plancher heard this situation and asked Yu Xiu. Hugh said, "You left the city on the orders of the king. If anyone stops you, you can kill him at once! " Cao Zhi listens to him. At the door, the doorman blocked it. "I am ordered by the king, who dares to stop me?" Cut off the doorman immediately. So Cao Cao took planting as his own skill. Later, someone told Cao Cao: "Yang Xiu taught him this!" Fuck is furious, so I don't like Cao Zhi either. Yang Xiu has answered more than ten questions (questionnaires with answers) for Cao Zhi. If Cao Cao has a question, Cao Zhi will answer it according to the question. Cao Cao analyzed the planting with military affairs, and the planting was like a flow. Cao Cao was puzzled. Later, Cao Pi secretly bought about one plant and secretly took the instructions to tell Cao Cao. Cao Cao was furious and said, "How dare he lie to me!" At this time, there is already a heart-killing and heart-cultivating.

When Cao Cao was in Hanzhong, he was trapped at the border of Xiegu. He has been stationed in the army for a long time. He wants to join the army, but Ma Chao refuses to keep it. He wanted to withdraw and was afraid of being laughed at by Shu soldiers, so he hesitated. I met the chef in chicken soup. Cao Cao felt pregnant when he saw chicken ribs in the bowl. While thinking about it, Xiahou wailed and entered the account, begging for slogans at night. Cao Cao casually replied, "Chicken ribs! Chicken ribs! " Tell all the officials to call them "chicken ribs!" Yang Xiu, the marching master book, saw the word "chicken ribs" and told the accompanying sergeant to pack his bags and prepare to return. Xia Houdun was shocked when someone reported it. Then he asked Yang Xiu to go to the middle of the tent and said, "Why are you packing?" Hugh said, "With the order tonight, we know that Wang Wei is about to withdraw his troops. Chicken ribs, there is no meat to eat, and there is still some taste after throwing them away. Since the attack can't be won, it's no use retreating for fear of jokes. It is better to go back early, and Wang Wei will definitely withdraw tomorrow. " So pack your things first so as not to panic when you leave. "Xiahou

He said, "You are really Wang Wei's confidant!" So I packed my bags. So all the generals in the village are ready to return to the plan. When Cao Cao learned of this situation, he called Yang Xiu to ask him and made a gesture of "chicken ribs". Cao Cao was furious and said, "How dare you spread rumors and disturb our army!" Those who drink knives and axes, push them and cut them, so that their heads are outside the iron gate.

Yang Bing (9 1- 165), also known as Uncle Jie, was a neutron of Yang Zhen, the right-hand man of Herry Liu after the Han Dynasty, and a famous politician. According to "were" records:

"I was born not to drink, and I lost my wife early, so I no longer married, so I called myself Spring. Taste it calmly and say,' I have three doubts: wine, sex and wealth.' He died in the eighth year (165), aged 74, and was entrusted with guarding the tomb. "

It can be seen that the evaluation and treatment of him in Han Dynasty is quite high.

Yang Bing is also a Confucian educator. He "rarely tells his father's story, but also knows Shi Jing's Book of Changes, widely reads and spreads, and often lives in seclusion as a professor." It was not until he was in his forties that he began to be an official. He first worshipped the imperial envoys, and later served as the secretariat of the four States of Yu, Jing, Xu and Dang, and moved to Rencheng (home county in the Western Han Dynasty, now northwest of Weishan County in Shandong Province). As an official, he is as honest as his father Yang Zhen, impeaching corrupt officials. He decided that the salary of the Secretariat was 2,000 stone, and he paid by the day. Yu Lu did not enter the private door. Ren Cheng Xiaolian, one of his old subordinates, gave him one million yuan when he saw that he resigned and returned to his hometown, "elegant and frugal, with a poor family and food every day", but he refused to accept it.

He is the "persuasion" of Emperor Huan, that is, the teacher. Because he often gives advice to Emperor Huan, Emperor Huan sometimes not only refuses to listen, but also reprimands him. Sometimes he "excused himself due to illness" and sometimes he was relieved of his official duties. In the third year of Yan Xi (160), there was a solar eclipse. Taishan satrap Huangfugui and others are loyal in the lawsuit. Without him, they should not be suppressed for a long time. Shang Shu made Zhou Jing and monk Bian Shao also discuss and play: "Yang Bing, as the Confucian teacher of the emperor, has always been modest;" He lives in seclusion, speaks bravely, and takes concessions as a festival. He should not be called up every time. Although contrary to the expectations of the court, this concession can curb the promotion-only atmosphere. When the emperor is enlightened, there must be ministers who come uninvited, and they should use preferential treatment. You can tell Yang Bing where he is and let him know that the favor of the court is huge. If you don't call, we will discuss how to punish you. " So the court once again called up Yang Bing, and Bingcai went to his post, which was too common.

In the winter of five years (162), Liu Ju was replaced as Qiu. At this time, eunuchs were hot, cronyism, taking their children as officials, all over the world, fighting for power and profit in the ruling and opposition parties, and resentment everywhere. Bing and Sikong Zhou Jing said: "Most internal and external official positions are not suitable for their positions. They arbitrarily recruited Lu, and did not test their talents when they were appointed. As a result, they arbitrarily stole public wealth, and their grievances and disputes were endless. In the past, the imperial system stipulated that eunuchs' children were not allowed to be officials, but now eunuchs' children serve in various ministries. Some people are young and mediocre, but they are in high positions, so that they are resentful, worried and harmful. We should follow the old code, get rid of corrupt officials and stop disasters and floods. You can send a captain, Zhong, a captain of the 5th Battalion and a captain of the Northern Army to stop your troops. Those who should be removed from office and removed from office should be put forward in their own lists, and the missing ones should be made up by the three governments. Emperor Huan listened to their opinions. So, Yang Bing ordered that more than 50 people, such as Xiongnu corps commander Yan Yuan, Qingzhou secretariat Yang Liang and Liaodong satrap Sun Value, were executed or removed from their posts, and the world was all in awe.

At that time, many officials in the county worshipped Lang and were very dissatisfied with it. He told Emperor Huan that he had seen three films of more than 700 Langguan, all of which were given for nothing, and some bad guards wanted to "make the country a pool and ruin it", making things worse. He advocated that "you must never worship the coveted end of Israel." Emperor Huan took his advice again. From then on, Emperor Huan died, that is, in 167, there were no followers.