President Bi is joking.

Who is lower? 1. A or c? A is low because ABCD(A is lower than C) 2. A dying man made a will to his wife: "When I die, I hope you can marry our neighbor, Mr. Ed." The wife was puzzled, so she explained, "Two years ago, the cow that this bastard sold me couldn't milk at all. Now I want him to feel cheated!" Dad told the fish that he was often hungry when he was a child. Fish and Fish had tears in their eyes: "Well, Dad, did you come to our house because you didn't have food?" My three-year-old daughter often says to me, "Dad, don't you understand what you are planting?" I said, "Yes, you reap what you sow." The daughter said happily, "Then I grow jelly. I want a lot of jelly." The two fathers and sons are violent and never let people down. One day, the father ordered his son to buy meat to entertain guests. When I came back, I met a man who refused to give way at the city gate. After standing for a long time, my father ran over: "Good son, you take the meat first, and I will stand next to you!" " 6- When a swimming pool is built in one place, the staff will mobilize everyone to donate. The staff said to an old farmer, what are you going to donate to this swimming pool? The old farmer said, "I donate two buckets of water!" " Kitten: "My mother is a master and my father is a doctor." . Xiao Xin: "What's the big deal! Kitten: "Who are your parents?" Xiao Xin: "My father is a man and my mother is a woman." "8- A gecko got lost at the gate of the securities company. At this time, a big crocodile just crawled over and prepared to eat it in one bite. In desperation, the little gecko came forward and hugged the crocodile's leg and shouted, "Mom! "The crocodile was shocked, and then burst into tears:" Son, you just lost half a month in stock trading! "At least one day, a pig said to another pig," If all the pigs in the world are dead, then play a song. " The pig said angrily, "At least there is you!" " "10. Can you develop games? A new colleague came to Happy Paradise, who graduated from a famous university majoring in computer science. The bear was envious and asked admiringly, "Can you develop games?" "Yes, I was the president of the student union when I was at school. I often organize various activities. Developing games is too simple. " "What games have you developed?" "Well, for example, now let's learn from rabbits, like ..." 1 1. The global financial crisis led to inflation. Money is becoming less and less valuable. The boss decided to hold a staff meeting to deal with the current problem. "Comrades, because of inflation, money is becoming less and less valuable. Therefore, we used to pay 100 yuan for meals every month, and after research, it was changed to 200 yuan every month. "12. Wolf cubs are born vegetarians. Mother wolf and father wolf racked their brains to train wolf cubs to hunt. Finally, Sirius's parents were happy to see their son chasing rabbits. The wolf cub grabbed the rabbit's fierce face and said, boy! Hand over the carrots! 13. In front of the counter of Lamian Noodles Store, a beautiful girl is waiting in line. When she arrived, Master Lamian Noodles asked, Do you want a thick one or a thin one? Girl: I'll eat whatever you pull. 14. A man and a woman had an affair and her husband suddenly came home. The man jumped out of the window and ran away, naked, walking in the street to watch. The man pretended to look at the sky as if nothing had happened: Ah, this is the earth. Passers-by said: aliens with chicken feathers. 15. The white rabbit Q B ran after the big wolf, and the big wolf was indignant and chased after him. The rabbit dressed up as a gray rabbit and read the newspaper with glasses. The wolf asked, can you see a white rabbit? Rabbit: Is it the wolf's little white rabbit? Wolf shame: I'm KAO, so soon? 16. In Chinese class, the teacher asked the students to answer the personality characteristics of a novel character. A classmate loudly replied, "Very manly. 17. The cashier said: No change. Here are two plastic bags for you! 18. A thin man said to the fat man: You are really well-developed, and I am really simple-minded. 19. You said ... Do you like me? Actually ... I like myself. 20. Is this blind man blind? Joke examples don't care about the length, sometimes just a few words can have a good effect, such as: 1 A: My two marriages failed. B: What's the matter? The first wife left. How about the second one? She won't leave. Jokes are made up of words. Most of them are short, and people will laugh. Push the door and bump into my daughter chatting naked. We assume that you are the father (I mean hypothetically). What would you do if you came home and suddenly found your daughter chatting naked and pushed the door into her room? ! " Can you guess what her father usually says now? Let me guess, Goldbach. Answer 1: A very unimaginative father would reply, "Absolutely impossible! Because my girl stipulates that I am not allowed to enter the house without knocking! " Answer 2: A more obedient father: "Generally speaking, before I speak, my daughter will growl at me and shout' Get out!'" "Answer 3: grumpy father: I will rush up and shoot her with a folding bench! I won't let her give me this virtue! " Answer 4: A humorous father: "Why don't you turn on the air conditioner? ！” Answer 5: A father who didn't meet for the first time said numbly, "Come out for dinner after chatting." Or "eat first, then finish eating." Answer 6: A panicked father rushed in and pulled the plug. Answer 7: The father of a money addict: "I'm here to collect the management fee. Answer 8: A goat father: "Daughter, how to charge?" Give me a discount? "At night, the minimum requirements for girlfriends in college dormitories, students often talk about their ideal objects at night. One summer night, the air was sultry and abnormal, and it was difficult for a boy to fall asleep in the male dormitory. Let me help you talk about the requirements for your future girlfriend. Xiao Yang is a very cheerful handsome boy and is very popular with girls. He proudly said, "Well, I'll find someone who is 1.6 meters tall, slim and handsome. "Xiao Wu, who is not very handsome, but is the president of the school literature club, said slowly," I don't have high requirements for my girlfriend, as long as I match her, have a gentle personality and have bright long hair. "Xiao Wang is a man of little literary talent, and he is not handsome enough, but he is good at flattering. He sighed and said, "Well, I have the lowest requirements for my girlfriend, as long as it doesn't affect the city." Finally, only Xiao Wu said nothing in the dormitory. Xiao Wu is short and introverted, and his face turns red when talking to girls. Three other people in the dormitory kept encouraging him that he always refused. Finally, Xiao Yang refused: "We all said, at least tell me your minimum requirements for your girlfriend. "Seeing nothing to do, Xiao Wu blushed, huddled under the covers and squeezed out four words:" Female, alive. "An elegant beauty, holding the child ready to get on the bus! When getting on the bus, the driver found that the beauty's child was really ugly, so he said to the beauty, "It's really ugly! "Belle was very angry after hearing this. She gave the driver a hard look and angrily walked to the back of the car! At this time, a man next to Belle comforted her: "Did the driver bully you just now? It's okay. I'll hold this monkey for you. Go get even with him! "Tang Priest: Amitabha Buddha, poor monk Sanzang, visit Guanyin Bodhisattva. I was shocked to hear that Bodhisattva Gui is the director appointed by the Buddha and is choosing a candidate for the role of Buddhist scriptures. The poor monk came to audition. When we met for the first time, the poor monk went to take a bath first and kept the Bodhisattva waiting. I will do my best tonight.