Do you have any jokes? They should be funny or super funny, and they should have fewer words. Don’t make them long.

1. During class, the teacher asked Xiaohong: "Why don't you laugh?" Xiaohong said: "Teacher, you often joke and laugh. Ten years ago, I am just ten years old this year. I laughed. Isn’t it just zero years old?”

2. In class, the teacher asked me what one plus one equals. I said I didn’t know, and the teacher asked me to go home and ask my mother. When I got home, I asked my mother. She was cooking and scolded me: "Get out of here." I went to ask my dad, who was watching the football game and said it was great. I went to ask my brother, who was singing to baby, and I asked my sister. My sister called and said, "I'll wait for you outside." The next day, the teacher Asked me what one plus one equals, I said get out of here, the teacher slapped me in the face, I screamed, the teacher called me a loser, I called me mean in return, the teacher said: "Get out of here." I said, I'll wait for you outside. Later, our teacher suffered from high blood pressure and fainted.

3. Xiaodong’s uncle is sick. Xiaodong writes a letter to his uncle. Xiaodong should write like this: Dear uncle, I heard that you are sick. You should take good care of your health and don’t write casually. bed. But Xiaodong couldn't write "uncle", "illness", and "bed", so he just drew a circle. Xiaodong's uncle received it and mistakenly thought that the circle was an egg, so he read: Dear old egg, I heard that you laid eggs. Xiaodong's uncle thought: Have I become a hen? You need to raise eggs well, Xiaodong's uncle thought again: Are you ready to hatch chicks? Don't lay eggs casually, Xiaodong's uncle said, I have eggs and I'm still holding them in. Is this letter written to me?

4. When Wang San came home from get off work, he saw a lot of people gathered at the intersection. He wanted to go in and take a look, but he couldn't squeeze in, so he came up with a trick. He said to the passers-by, Don't read it, everyone, the person in it is my father. The passers-by gave way to him, but when Wang San went in and took a look, he was immediately dumbfounded. The man inside was not his father, but a donkey.

5. When he got on the bus, a fashionable woman and A man collided. The fashionable woman glanced at the man and cursed, "You are sick." The man was confused and asked, "You have medicine." The whole car snickered. The fashionable woman became anxious and cursed again, "You have a mental illness." The man said coldly, "You can cure it." Everyone in the car burst into laughter. The driver stopped the car and leaned on the steering wheel and laughed

Hope to adopt it