Laugh till your stomach hurts.

Below, I have selected some classic English jokes for you, which will make your stomach ache. Welcome to read and enjoy them.

1

A man went to see a doctor and explained, "Doctor, it hurts everywhere I touch it."

A man ran to the doctor and said, doctor, the place I touched hurts. ?

The doctor asked, "What do you mean?"

The doctor asked, what do you mean?

The man said, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee-ouch! When I touch my forehead, the pain is unbearable. "

The man said:? It really hurts when I touch my shoulder. When touching your knees? Oh, dear! Touching my forehead really hurts. ?

The doctor said, "I know what's wrong with you-your finger is broken!" "

The doctor said, I know what the problem is. Your finger is hurt. ?

2

One day, a little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mom, I was punished at school today for something I didn't do."

One day, the little girl came home from school and said to her mother, Mom, I was punished at school today for something I didn't do.

Mother exclaimed, "but that's terrible!" I want to talk to your teacher about it! By the way, what didn't you do? "

Mom said excitedly, it's terrible! I want to have a good talk with your teacher. By the way, what haven't you done yet?

The little girl replied, "My homework."

The little girl replied, my homework.

three

An absent-minded husband

An absent-minded husband

I accompany my husband on a business trip. He took his laptop with him, and the guard at the airport gate asked him to open the box. The door was locked, and the man waited patiently while my embarrassed spouse tried to remember the password. At last he succeeded.

I accompanied my husband on a business trip, and he took his laptop. When he arrived at the airport exit, an inspector asked him to open his bag. But the bag was locked, and the airport staff waited patiently for my embarrassed husband to try to remember the password to hide the lock. At last he remembered.

? Why are you so nervous? "I asked him.

? Why are you so nervous? I asked him.

"These numbers are our anniversary." My husband confessed.

? The password is our wedding anniversary. ? He admitted it?

four

"So you want to take another day off? The teacher snorted at his student Tom. ? I wonder what your excuse is this time. You have been to your grandfather's funeral four times. ?

? Do you want to take another day off? The teacher said angrily to his student Tom. I wonder what excuse you are looking for this time. You have invited Hypothesis to your grandfather's funeral four times. ?

Tom replied, "My grandmother is getting married again today. ?

Tom replied:? Today is my grandmother's wedding again. ?

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