Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - People can "peel" a garlic and write an explosion. Why not?
People can "peel" a garlic and write an explosion. Why not?
Recently, Erdong's official WeChat account updated an article-"Peeling Garlic".
I pay attention to many official WeChat accounts, both deep and shallow, and read some new media articles every day according to my own time and mood. I don't read every number, but I will definitely go to the official WeChat account the next winter, although it doesn't update frequently.
Here is a brief introduction. The second winter, whose real name was Zhang Erdong, gave up city life and chose an abandoned old house in Zhong Nanshan (according to him, the rent for 20 years was 4,000 yuan), and lived a poetic life of writing poems, drawing, raising chickens, cats, dogs, geese, growing vegetables, flowers and melons.
Er Dong's articles and pictures have a strong flavor of Xanadu, so that those of us who live in cities and daily life can indulge in poetry and distance through the screen. Therefore, many fans are maintaining the number of second-class updates.
Get down to business.
How easy it is to peel garlic: at the root of garlic cloves, peel off a little skin with your nails (as for where to peel the roots first, you can choose for yourself), then pinch this skin with your thumb and forefinger and pull it up to the tip of garlic cloves. Repeat this several times and one clove of garlic will be peeled off.
My garlic peeling process can be said to be very, very detailed, very detailed. . . . . . Got the number of words
But! ! At best, this number of words is only enough to match a garlic clove picture and send a circle of friends, such as Weibo, which is far from being an article.
But what about Erdong? Yang! Yang! Sa! Sa! Write! Yes! n! Word! Yes, I counted it again. It's really n )
A winter painting, a winter painting.
02
Starting with the pleasure of peeling garlic, the article mentions the little experience his mother taught him: peeling old garlic should be soaked in water for a while in advance (why my mother didn't think of teaching me this nirvana, but I don't know about my second winter mother).
Then I talked about the difference between "shooting" and "undressing" in "Pleasure", from the destructiveness of "shooting" to "the beauty of action movies lies in the catharsis of killing and destruction", and then to combat games, a lot.
Then it analyzes and compares which is faster: patting garlic or peeling garlic; The words "spicy" and "spicy" are dissected by which is hotter, new garlic or old garlic. Then he talked about how he mashed garlic to eat Sophora japonica, and how garlic stinks, which was "pulled" to garlic planting and balcony planting, and also sublimated to "vitality" ...
You may think that my general introduction is not intuitive.
Let's read some short films together:
There is still a difference between "pat" and "peel". The pleasure of peeling is a bit like cutting tofu with a sharp knife and pulling radish with wet soil. From beginning to end, it is accompanied by a soft and charming sense of accomplishment. The happiness that can only be brought by driving can be felt from fingers to brain.
I have to pound some garlic every time I eat Sophora japonica these days. I made a mistake the day before yesterday. I peeled some fresh garlic, which made me hot. I felt an electric wire on my chest all morning, purple.
While rotating the knife surface, while hitting the chopping board sideways, it is best to add some music, grasp the rhythm, and clap your hands one by one: "Bang!" , or continuous shooting twice: "Hey!" . Not three continuous shooting.
Then, with close-up photos of garlic, peeled garlic and garlic seedlings, as well as several beautiful scenery of Zhong Nanshan in spring, a beautiful article about the official account of WeChat came out, and there were countless interactions between reading and praise.
Some readers leave a message:
"You wrote so much about a clove of garlic (covering your face)"
Second winter reply: thinking is like tentacles, crawling and crawling.
"Brother Dong, you are a garlic, and a garlic can write a composition of 500 words."
Erdong replied: 500 words is not enough, you can write a book. (Erdong, here is a reminder: modesty makes people progress, while pride makes people lag behind. )
A winter painting, a winter painting.
03
People can "peel" a garlic, write a beautiful essay, be sought after by readers, and even publish a book (as long as he wants). Why can't we? Why? ! Why? !
First of all, writing needs a pair of eyes that are good at observing life.
Er Dong must have carefully observed the matter of peeling and patting garlic, otherwise he would not have written such a detailed article.
Not only peeling garlic, apricot flowers, pear flowers, cockfighting, repairing motorcycles, eating sesame cakes, etc. But any ordinary things and things have become the material of the article in Erdong.
Two winter pictures two winter pictures two winter pictures two winter pictures
As long as you put your heart into it, you will find that there are many things to write in life, and people and things you meet every day can be processed and made into an article.
Maybe you will say, I stay at home every day and don't touch anyone or anything. There is really nothing to write about.
Then I always have to wash, eat, sleep, surf the internet and play with my mobile phone. Even if you lie in bed all day and do nothing, it's still the same thing. These are actually no more boring than "peeling garlic". You can write about them.
Secondly, writing needs a thinking brain.
Take a day in bed as an example.
Why are you lying in bed? Is it because of illness or mood? What if it's because of illness? Should exercise be put on the agenda?
If you exercise, which way do you prefer? Should we pay attention to diet and strengthen nutrition while exercising? How come?
If it is because of your mood, what is the reason behind your mood? Who or what makes you so? What measures are you going to take to deal with these people and things?
Are you hungry when you lie in bed? Are you thirsty? If there is such a demand, do you make it yourself or order takeout?
Do you feel comfortable in bed or at work? What were you thinking when you were lying there? Would you like to lie down all the time?
It can be extended a lot, can't it?
I remember reading a joke in an article: If you meet a person who is staring at you all the time, his eyes are focused and glassy-eyed, don't doubt that he is either a bookworm or a thinking author.
It can be seen that if you want to learn to write, you must be diligent in thinking.
A winter painting, a winter painting.
04
Many students complain that they have nothing to write and don't know how to write, precisely because they are not good at observation and thinking.
Reading Zhang Ailing's works, you will find that Zhang's writing is particularly subtle in observing and describing things:
Ring the bell. "Ding Lingling Lingling", every word "Ling" is a cold dot, which is connected into a dotted line bit by bit, cutting off time and space. (Excerpted from the work "Blockade")
Mrs. Liang put on her shoes, threw the cigarette into a pot of azaleas, stood up and left. Rhododendrons bloom in layers, cigarette butts are nested in petals, and they burn yellow instantly. (From the work "The First Fragrance of Aquilaria Resinatum Tablets")
The master's mastery of such fields and precise words is really memorable and admirable.
I don't know what to write because I don't observe life deeply enough, and I can't write well because my thoughts are still immature.
- Related articles
- What are the famous yellow jokes in Zhen Huan's biography?
- The composition of decayed teeth is 500 words
- "It is an obligation to help you with your children, and it is also an obligation not to help." The mother-in-law who loves to say this is poisonous.
- The background of the big s family
- Students fall asleep easily in class. Why do they suddenly wake up in class and shake their legs?
- What content does the video account post that is fun?
- Who can tell a joke to praise?
- After graduating for many years, I went back to my alma mater to do copywriting.
- What are the words for sewing?
- A composition of more than 300 words about one thing about a person that impressed you the most