A joke story that makes you speechless.

A joke story that makes you speechless.

Joke story that makes you speechless: the leaning tower of Pisa is going to fall down. Go and help the tower alone. Who is he? John (because of john travolta)

Beautiful MM ran into the swimming pool and broke her bathing suit.

A beautiful MM accidentally hung up her bathing suit when she ran into the swimming pool, and all the boys stared at her.

At this time, beautiful MM walked along the pool and found something strange, so she grabbed a sign to cover the key parts ... At this time, the boys all laughed!

Beautiful MM felt strange, and later found that the sign said "men only", so she quickly changed her face.

But when she changed her face, the men laughed louder. The original sign said "it's two meters deep here"!

MM quickly changed the brand and the boys all laughed. The sign says: This road is closed, please take the back door.

MM was particularly nervous when she took the driver's license test.

There was a MM who began to take a driver's license after learning to drive.

She was very nervous when she took the driver's license test, fearing that she would fail. She held the steering wheel tightly.

The invigilator saw her nervous and said, relax!

She replied, I'm not nervous!

They said they would keep the invigilator. Just be a dog beside you.

A family just gave birth to a child and will shout.

A family just gave birth to a child. This child is very strange. He will call someone when he is born. He called "Grandpa", and Grandpa immediately fell to the ground and called "Grandma". His grandmother also died immediately. Everyone panicked and found a tape to stick the child's mouth.

While everyone was busy with grandparents, he suddenly saw the child break away from the tape and was about to open his mouth. His father quickly covered the child's mouth, but it was too late. The child shouted "Dad", and his father thought about it and sat on the ground waiting to die.

Just then, there was chaos outside, and someone shouted, "Zhang San next door is dead!" " 』

Two watermelons

There are two watermelons. One watermelon said to the other, "Huh? Why are you seedless? " Another watermelon said, "Because I am a seedless watermelon! 』

There are two watermelons, one is only as big as a cherry, and the other asks inexplicably, "Why are you so small?" Watermelon said, "Because I am younger!" " 』

The sequel above: A watermelon as big as a cherry asks another watermelon, "Why are you bigger than me?" Another watermelon said, "Because I am developing normally!" "

Water-splashing Festival of Dai People

On the Water-splashing Festival, the Dai people walked alone.

Suddenly someone threw water at him,

He cursed, damn it, who threw water at me,

Everyone was shocked, saying that it was a good thing to splash water at the water-splashing festival.

He cursed again, damn it, someone threw boiling water at me. . . .

All right, it's your turn to chase me.

A psychopath chased a psychiatrist with a kitchen knife, and the doctor curled up in a dead end. The psycho rushed up and put the knife in the doctor's hand and said, "Well, it's your turn to chase me. 』

A little rabbit went fishing.

A little rabbit goes fishing.

I didn't catch anything on the first day.

The next day, I still got nothing.

On the third day, the rabbit was ready to leave empty-handed.

Suddenly a fish jumped out and said, "If you fish with carrots again tomorrow, I'll shoot you ~ ~"

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