A joke to coax your girlfriend?

The jokes that make your girlfriend happy are:

1, I said, "You are a pig." You said, "I am a pig!" " From now on, I will call you a pig. Finally one day, you can't help yelling at me in front of everyone: "I'm not a pig!" " "

Tomorrow, when you wake up, there is a mosquito lying on your pillow, and there is a suicide note beside you, which says: I struggled all night, but I couldn't pierce your face. You are so cheeky, I have no face to live in this world! Lord, forgive him! I killed myself.

3. A man and a woman had an affair, and her husband suddenly went home. The man jumped out of the window and walked in the street without clothes on. The man pretended to look at the sky as if nothing had happened: Ah, this is the earth. Passers-by said: Cao, an alien with chicken feathers.

I saw a coin on the side of the road. I was just about to bend down and pick it up. It turned out to be phlegm. Shit, who threw up so round?

The nurse saw a patient drinking in the ward, so she went over and whispered to him, "sweetheart!" The patient smiled and said, "Little baby."

6. Someone rode into the street, crossed an intersection and dropped his hand. The traffic police exclaimed after seeing it: "Good palm!" Someone waved happily and replied, "Comrades have worked hard!" "